Had to do some searching but this is what Alimber Santa’s Santa Belt looks like

Simply having a wonderful no-hit time.

when another team throws a combined no-hitter: oh your bullpen did its job? sure when my team throws a combined no-hitter: well actually if you think about it its even harder than a normal one

The Astros now have thrown 18 no-hitters, tied with the Cubs, Red Sox & Giants for 3rd-most, behind only:   Dodgers: 23 [since joining NL] White Sox: 20 All of those teams began in 1901 or earlier, except the Astros, who didn’t start until 1962

I miss Luis 😭

Ok it’s really freaking cool for a catcher to be a part of a combined no hitter

LOVE HIM 🎅🏼

AT Arlington lolololol

GIDP vs a position player 😂

Todd Kalas is calling a master class going into commercials here

Oh ONLY lumps of coal so far??

Um this pitcher is darling

It is Monday not Sunday and NONE of y’all reminded me it’s hair washing day?!

Whenever we have the cooking vs takeout discourse there’s a renewed call for home ec classes and I just wanna say I didn’t know how to use anything but a microwave until my 30s and the internet has the simplest, nearly impossible to mess up resources! New green enchilada turkey stuffed poblanos!

The perfect cat name doesn’t exis…

How are we doing sharia law boogeyman commercials for the TX attorney general race in the year of our lord 2026? Are residents in other states still subjected to this shit??

When I notice a new Hulu FX show from Ryan Murphy with Evan Peters in it

Super appreciate this warning

SAME

PSA for the Houston friends: opens this week at Alley! www.alleytheatre.org/plays/misery/

The #Astros 2026 world series title is 95% done. The remaining 5% are focused on getting to .500, not setting another record for IL stints, winning the division, and winning 4 consecutive playoff series to win the world series.

Beautiful, @kilagreene.myatproto.social 💗💗💗

I feel like I could sleep all day but this would be problematic for tomorrow’s 5:45 alarm 😩

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water ffs.

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Craig Biggio, 1987 Asheville #Tourists #Baseball

Flush this and onto Game 5

The progression of this 🥹🥹🥹

-Girls Just Want to Have Fun -Kids Incorporated -90s SNL -Headbangers Ball

omg we’re really doing “low T Talarico” commercials?!

38 points at half

Atrocious basketball but only down 7?

That Hartenstein floater 😍

That's me in the bubble. That's me in the Blue Sky Ignoring your opinions

Turns out Lenny Kravitz can be mediocre

Yes! I learn some pretty interesting things around here I definitely wouldn’t otherwise.

JP3!!!!

Did tomatoes used to taste better?

Texas v Houston

It’s a holiday weekend and I let things get a little out of hand at the Jason’s Deli salad bar and layered both the spring mix AND the romaine lettuce

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

Love it when I get to hear a @raford3.bsky.social homerun call

Me doing yoga at the incomparable El Gato Cat Cafe

🔥🔥🔥

Oh look it’s my closer intro music ⚾️🕺🏻

Haven’t run since April…do I dare?

It’s a beautiful day, Bluesky is open, and people are having a wonderful time.

I’m not particularly looking forward to Texas getting a bunch of national attention Tuesday for the Republican Senate runoff and the TX18 Democratic runoff

Trump got the RSVP two months ago and immediately invaded Iran

This family can clearly afford a very part-time consistent nanny for their kids. I had this exact job in college for a year, a couple hours a week for a family with 2 working parents. Paid with an associated 1099 and everything.