And the flowers are still standing!

Wife: Let the oldest cut the grass. Me: *Trying to be less of a lawn OCD freak and reluctantly relenting* Son: *Cuts front yard* Me:

I am looking for this card, but in a buyback. Anyone have one they’d like to sell? #cardsky | #collect | #thehobby | #baseballcards

The Astros now have thrown 18 no-hitters, tied with the Cubs, Red Sox & Giants for 3rd-most, behind only:   Dodgers: 23 [since joining NL] White Sox: 20 All of those teams began in 1901 or earlier, except the Astros, who didn’t start until 1962

Simply having a wonderful no-hit time.

Grilled some strip steaks and baked potatoes for dinner. Twas good.

"whale is important"

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

Gotta shoutout Veekay today too. P6 in a Juncos car is pretty solid.

ANTONELLI WIN + LEWIS BEST EVER RESULT AT FERRARI

Kyle Larson has an incredible tribute to Kyle Busch. His name rail now says, "Tiny Kyle," which was Kyle Busch's nickname for him.

Top 6 VeeKay! 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

VeeKay crushed that restart. Needs to crush this one,.too.

It is 1:30 in the morning. Why are the birds singing?

Had a nice long hike today with the dogs in the woods. Added bonus that we did not bring any ticks home with us.

If you’ve never had to speak to your friends parents before speaking to your friend, please don’t speak to me.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Time for the main event

legend

It feels like an ABBA Thursday.

This was a lot of fun. Shout out to @stlcountylibrary.bsky.social for making it happen.

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be losing weight at a supernatural rate due to the “Thinner” curse after accidentally running over an elderly woman with your car.

Local Rock station playing a Joe Cocker tripleheader in honor of his birthday? I'm feelin' alright.

As a former B- high school French student, I really love this video of Montreal Victoire forward Laura Stacey battling through an interview with French-language TV

Officially one more sleep until the @joeposnanski.com and @kentremendous.bsky.social author event tomorrow at the StL County Library. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Happy birthday to three time #Indy500 winner #DarioFranchitti who was born May 19, 1973 #IndyCar 🛜 linktr.ee/thedavedynasty

Having watched most of Wemby’s games for three years now the Thunder had a terrible defensive approach. There’s really only one way to stop him, and that’s to remove the Amulet of Fire from the tomb of Aalen-Ra and deploy the Spell of Protection.

5 orders of Biscuits and Gravy.

Qualified in positions seven through 12: 7. Simpson 230.883 8. Daly 230.712 9. McLaughlin 230.577 10. Collet 230.539 11. Dixon 230.347 12. VeeKay 229.585 #Indy500 #IndyCar

Rinus VeeKay completes his four-lap Fast 12 qualifying run with an average speed of 229.585 mph, ranking him eighth after eight qualifiers. #Indy500 #IndyCar

Top 5 VeeKay!!!! 🇳🇱

Who up jackin their Meyer Shank

Rinus VeeKay completes his four-lap qualification run with an average speed of 231.591 mph, ranking him first after five qualifiers. #Indy500 #IndyCar

Party Hat Pikachu. This checks.

Tired: Real Housewives Wired:

Vee Fast, Kay Furious. 🇳🇱

Somebody stole Bottas' Escalade at the Miami GP? Wrong city to look like a character from GTA: Vice City.

Practice 4 is green at Indianapolis Motor Speedway. The session's duration is five hours. #Indy500 #IndyCar

Got to pet the chonky Beagle that toddles past my house everyday with his handler, so that's a win! #GoodBoi

I'm gonna need this rain shit to go away so I can watch some indycars go fast

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

Why would Pittsburgh give up so many years of club control for a washed-up veteran? They’re not even in win-now mode.

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Encouraging my children to study Spanish like their mother did so I am free to continue cursing in French/French-Canadian around the house with impunity. #Tabarnak

Early in the season, but what a good year for the roses.

RIP to former NBA player Jason Collins, the first openly Gay, active, male pro athlete. Hard to explain what a big deal it was in 2014 when Collins signed with the Nets. He took number 98 in tribute to Matthew Shepard, the Gay teen murdered in a horrific hate crime. JC was brave and will be missed.