I was bored at work today so I just spent the last 2 hours running random sales and inventory reports

In the end, the Party would announce that two and two made five

Mikkel and Alex is a pretty sick driver lineup already

Yeah that 79% isn’t surprising tbh

There's a couple interesting names mentioned here. Alex Lynn and Laurens Vanthoor. Vanthoor especially because Porsche is set to loan out Kevin Estre to Toyota and it looks like a similar option is on the table for Vanthoor & McLaren.

omfg lmao

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised about the EV in the O’Reilly Series or whatever it’s going to be called then

I gotta say, McLaren has a few young guns in GT racing I’ve been impressed with. Fleming, MacDonald, Loake, etc.

I don’t even partake and I agree. Hell it could be a totally random day and I’d agree. Hell, make some shit up if you have to.

The last 6 races for Denny Hamlin have basically been He said it's his day off DOMINATE He said it's his day off DOMINATE He said it's his day off DOMINATE

Toyota has won the pole for last 11 consecutive races on non-drafting ovals over 1.1-miles in length. The last time they didn't win the pole at that track type was spring Kansas last year (Larson).

Okay?

As I was saying

Lmfao

Now it's almost time to watch another series where the same guy wins almost every race

Literally nothing Larson could’ve done there lol

Of course it’s Cody Ware lol

Penske is so fucking ass on intermediates bruh

I’m not surprised tbh he’s really good

Unsurprisingly Toyota is really fast. There’s 4 1.5-mile tracks in the chase btw. Have to think other teams will make some gains though.

Toyota saw that a red car dominated last season and said "I've got an idea."

oh noooo the McLaren

Mostert’s a dick

Creed made it interesting I guess

Lmao

what the fuck??

Great move Sheldon 👍

Eng deserved that tbh

They booted van der Helm out of the 5 immediately lmao. But they have Laurin Heinrich so I totally get it.

IMSA IMSA IMSA

Good thing the homophobe didn't win

Awful. RIP.

"Several injured drivers" oh no

Oh my goodness (credit to JaroslavHonzik on X)

Meanwhile at the Nurburgring, they've been under the red flag for almost an hour for a multi-car incident.

Maybe not the best framing here but I actually thought that essay was pretty good.

Best driver in NASCAR? Blaney.

Really hope we can at least see a customer car on the grid

Wow! That’s enough to cover *checks notes* 1 month of my rent

Oh for fuck sake. Well at least we'll still have an Oreca on the grid with Genesis.

Uh huh yeah sure

It’s the “just yet” for me.

They haven’t even acknowledged the existence of the gays of hormuz. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.

They're trying to avoid any speculation, but they forget that speculation is my middle name 😎 Well it's actually Charles but yeah

It's the little things in life ❤️

Not childish imo but typically I don’t since I’m working from home that day anyway (plus it’s a bit of a busy time of year for us)

That was fantastic. One of my favorite things about EmpLemon is his ability to use examples from other works to drive home the overall theme of the video.

EmpLemon NASCAR video let's fucking go www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie1q...

Alex Bowman

Ah dang I must’ve missed the memo about men needing to be miserable :(