Get ready #Astros fans. We're 1 trade/signing away from people online upset saying "we have too much starting pitching!" Never thought I'd live to see the day

Yes, MLB famously shielded the #Astros at the expense of other teams. This is exactly what happened!

Not mutually exclusive, but I wonder to what degree this softens their interest in Jake #Astros

Getting a Google Incognito Browser Year in Review was a bridge too far

So I moved to Seattle (in some small part) because of how much I love the rain. But what's been happening this past week is insane.

Given Beltran brought the scheme over from his former teams because the #Astros were, in his own words "behind the times", no, the situation was pretty clearly not only in Houston. There were hundreds of players on a dozen teams affecting the outcome of games by illegally using tech to relay signs

Can it pitch? #Astros

Really looking forward to the Winter Meetings this year. Excited to see what moves the #Astros end up making!

What's your prediction for how many innings JP France will throw in 2026? #Astros

Even for Seattle standards, things are wet right now.

Have to imagine Keith is currently workshopping a “Pete leaving is Zohran Mamdani’s fault” take

Fuck the Dodgers, tbh

Altuve is gonna be the easiest slam dunk in HOF history now that Kent is in #Astros

I was there. Still the best game I've attended to date.

Ok I think I understand the #Astros game plan 1) Trade starter to get Donovan 2) Trade Myers to get starter 3) Trade Sanchez to get money 4) Sign 2 pitchers whose ages total 80 (can be any combo) 5) Sign a backup catcher to play CF 6) Trade CI to deplete injury flexibility 7) Don't get hurt ok?

Seems fine

I'm not going to judge the Dubon trade too harshly because, as others have pointed out, it's not really a needle-mover. But it's pretty clear the overarching objective is the luxury tax and if we win hey that's a cool side effect, rather than the other way around. #Astros

Guys, this is a real post from the actual NBC affiliate here in Seattle. In case you're wondering what it's like living here lol #Astros

Would it be too petty to post *the* screenshot tonight?

Excuse me while I go look at which 1 voter didn't put Brown in the top 5 #Astros

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Everyone's talking about this infield logjam and needing to move Walker like one of Correa, Paredes, Peña, Walker, and Altuve won't be injured at every moment. #Astros

I'll try to remember to not have a rat on the team next time, thanks #Astros

That's funny, I accuse Clayton Kershaw of being a little bitch to lose the 2017 world series

Why, is there a pattern of MLB scapegoating someone else to protect the Dodgers?

A cheater, a choker, a bigot, and a whiner. The Clayton Kershaw story. An unmatched legacy.

This is genuinely one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen. This is from THIS WEEK lol #Astros

"In a World Series featuring one of baseball's largest markets pitted against the entire nation of Canada, a staggering 71% of all posts during the series were related to the Houston #Astros"

I went over to the other site to see how the reaction was going and I was inundated with Dodgers fans complaining about the #Astros lol

All across the country people are remembering how much they hate Donald Trump being President. If only they had functional brains to have done that last fucking year.

Oh man we're gonna sign Quintana aren't we #Astros

Hunter top 3 for Cy. So that's gonna trigger the PPI pick correct? #Astros

Winners focus on winning. Losers focus on winners.

This is the same Molly that years ago promised she was over it and deleted all of her Astros tweets because she was constantly being dragged?

Ok so that's bullshit. He literally gets special rules.

Is Singleton still ours to trade because I have a proposition for you

Getting kind of sad we're down to one final baseball game this season

Betts 0-4 with a couple strikeouts and misplayed balls. You have to wonder if the scandals are finally getting to him, or if the dodgers SS can even play short

Hello, just wanted to interject really quickly… Mookie Betts, is not just a Dodgers player.. he is a cheater. A confirmed with immunity cheater. Who cheated against the dodgers most notably.. some things are just a tad bit bigger than the jersey a player wears. Thank you

Blake Treinen came in and immediately made the score 1-6

I'm seeing a whole lot of "Mookie was cleared by MLB" takes coming from dodger fans, and it's really important to remind them that, no, that actually never happened

The nation of Canada intentionally draining the US's Tuesday productivity is a brilliant counter move in the trade war

Davis: A thriller here tonight. Magic is surely waiting around the corner Smoltz: I can't take another moment of this. I need this to be over. I want to die.

Ty France just needs to pretend he's facing the Astros

I'll best remember Tyler Glasnow as the guy who said he injured his elbow because MLB wouldn't let him cheat anymore

Not sure how eliminating 60% of all baseball discussion fixes baseball. If the #Astros didn't have a legitimate 2017 title you people would have literally nothing to talk about.

No you're right. No evidence at all that Teoscar, Mookie, and Watkins were anywhere near cheating. You're very smart.

Unpopular opinion: fans behind home plate have MORE of an obligation to be obnoxious and do anything within their power to rattle the opposing team. Remember the fans all doing "the kimbrel"?