Really hoping that head of baseball operations displaces president of baseball operations as the title so we can call these guys HOBOs

The sheer dumb hilarity of writing "anti ICE" on a bullet when a far more popular and passionate anti-ICE phrase was shouted by an Emmy winner in her acceptance speech on live television barely over a week ago

The likelihood of “gullible” being written on the ceiling isn’t clear, despite President Trump’s claims. Here’s what readers need to know to make their own decisions about looking up.

Cornering Noah Hawley after finishing the first season of Alien: Earth

that will be $1.34 for labor

Can someone slap a Tigers hat on this man

And another thing: I'm not defending Kissinger. Please do not put in the magazine that I'm defending Kissinger.

Now 58 minutes into his scheduled 15-minute address to the United Nations, President Trump is excoriating world leaders for "canceling my dear friend, and let's face it, a very beautiful woman, Carmen Sandiego" and demanding that the detective agency and its "terrible woke Chief" be defunded

Waking up to find that I've been raptured and am in Heaven. So far it's just me, the dinosaurs, and Ted Williams' frozen head. He keeps yelling at a Stegosaurus about matching his swing plane to the pitch. I think there's been some kind of mistake?

Thinking about Matt Shaw skipping a game to go to a modern-day Nuremberg rally for a white supremacist and how the Cubs and MLB were OK with that and then imagining the unhinged takes we would see if an MLB player announced that they were taking a day off to attend (say) Louis Farrakhan's funeral

Willing to bet that Pedro Pascal didn't spend even a full day on set for this movie

Carlos Mendoza get ready to re-learn bench coach buddy

Has Giancarlo Stanton’s stance always been this butt-forward or is this a new thing

I cannot wait to see what color this is in real life

*inventing clam chowder* Hey guys, you know those slugs that live in the rocks on the beach? We should put those in some kind of hot milk soup

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TIRED: A Trump presidency will lead to a revival of punk and protest music WIRED: A Trump presidency will lead to a revival of coke rap and 80s synth bands

About the only way to make Times Square an even worse and more dystopian hellscape would've been to stick a casino in it, though Times Square already has the feel of being trapped in a casino

The world is a scary messy place right now, but you always have the option to put on Wolf Parade's seminal 2005 record APOLOGIES TO THE QUEEN MARY and listen to it as loud as possible, and no world where you can do that can be all bad

this is the funniest graphic you could have made for this

Barry and The Nameless One

The solution to this is to keep the third wild card but then force that team to go through the traps and puzzles from the Holy Grail temple in INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE to prove that they belong in the postseason

RIP Robert Redford, you taught me that it was okay to be stunningly handsome

Yes, accurate

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I would've tried to trade JD Vance for some painkillers too

oh my god the stuntman

The first Morse code message transmitted was "what hath God wrought," followed shortly by "alright man, calm down."

Hey @megrowler.fangraphs.com your Uber is here

[to the tune of CSNY’s “Our House”] Get low Get low get low get low From the window to the wall Til the sweat drop down my balls Til all these bitches crawl Til all skeet skeet

Getting banned from every McDonald’s in the trio-state area because I keep calling it a “cheese hamburger”

If the Jets are at home, Woody Johnson is gonna hold a whole ass number retirement ceremony

"She was a lawyer. He was a banana."

It's very funny to have Trump soundtracked by the P.C. Richard & Son whistle but now I'm wondering if Trump was a P.C. Richard guy or a The Wiz guy

Students at Oxford are too focused on GRADUATING CUM LAUDE when they should be figuring out how to CUM LOUDLY

Shouts to Louisville's delightful bar scene, especially Nachbar, the platonic ideal of a neighborhood dive

Painstakingly writing on a bullet casing "The meme I'm referencing on the bullet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my meme"

Every mass shooter and would-be mass shooter now is apparently the shitposter version of the Zodiac Killer

Charles Entertainment "Charlie" Kirk (October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025) was an American right-wing political activist, author, and media personality.

The greatest minds in history are on the case

Quick look at what the Charlie Kirk statue would look like:

The media pundit solemnly bowed his head and spoke: "While critics say that Kirk was a divisive figure, in reality, there's actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

Charlie Kirk didn’t advocate for the right to free speech, he advocated for the right to hate speech

If Nick Castellanos homers tonight what does that mean

Folks is it good if the top federal law enforcement officer in the country doesn't know the difference between "subject" and "suspect"

I can't get over the Yankees holding a moment of silence for an unrepentant gutter racist and bigot and calling his cadre of white supremacists a "youth activist group." Sure, and the Hitler Youth were just the German Boy Scouts. Fucking unreal.

The Yankees are calling Charlie Kirk (neck) day to day

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025