He's still in the league?!

“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...

this is what making it through this year feels like

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

New Kansas town I’m not familiar with just dropped

Could not figure out why so many people were online at this hour until I realized it’s Friday night.

just being some guy with friends and watching the game seems like a better life than being a trillionaire or prominent nazi or something

*whispers into the air* …playoff north texas….

Big boy grillin on the roof!

Managed to bravely get up and take off my makeup before bed even though I’m sooooo sleepy

Man it never stops feeling good changing from hard pants to soft pants

this court has blatant disregard for teammates and is headed to “area 51”

I do not like the normalization of those creepy animatronic “dogs” or whatever

Socialized two days in a row

Things are not going the way I had hoped

The 36-time defending sexiest coach of the year is once again proving head coach attractiveness deserves to factor into the NET rankings. My column for Vogue:

Feels good to hear the squeak of sneakers on wood again

They're going to the highest court in the land to avoid feeding children.

THAT’S RIGHT DEAN SMITH BELONGS TO US

Ok tbh I have not been paying attention and I don’t know any of these players. Let’s see how it goes.

Friend of the Year nomination goes to Noah, who spent the first 38 years of his life in the Research Triangle, coming to the KU bar to watch Kansas vs. North Carolina with me.

How am I already running late for a 5 pm tipoff

Because Adderall is a controlled substance, I have to get a new prescription every month instead of getting a refill like you would with most medications. This means every month I get an automated message titled “Learn about your new prescription” for a medication I’ve been taking for 20 years.

A man in an Ole Miss shirt on the bus started trying to talk to me about “your boys” and I had to look down and figure out which college shirt I was wearing (Georgia) to understand what he was talking about

I’ll be honest I have never understood the various meanings of different jersey numbers. When someone’s like “I can’t believe a [position] is wearing a [number],” that means nothing to me. Seems like something I missed out on by not playing/watching sports as a kid.

I’m on the bus wearing shorts and a T-shirt while a lady on the same bus is wearing a winter coat and stocking cap (toque for our northern friends). Somehow we exist in the same climate at the same moment.

spotted in the suburbs: millennial dad jogging alongside his son riding a bike, with linkin park’s “in the end” playing from a speaker that feels right

I have one (1) low-stress errand to complete before tonight’s KU game but I’ve been functioning at low capacity lately so this is gonna take everything I’ve got

Afghan immigrant who helped U.S. military fight Taliban arrested by ICE

THE MACTION EVENT OF THE YEAR TOMORROW AT HIGH NOON PUDGE 🆚 THE MACCOON BOWLING GREEN 🆚 EASTERN MICHIGAN

Is it good for the economy to eliminate one million jobs?

Im addicted to Thanksgiving-style sandwiches

Are care workers among the lowest-paid workers in the country?

Jared McCain pulled this out at his locker about an hour before his first NBA game in 11 months. If that doesn’t make you want to read about his return to the court, I don’t know what will!

The northern suburbs in Dallas are trying to kill public transit to reinforce de facto segregation.

learn some Guys, then Remember them years later

Update: I had a fun night and now I’m gonna have some wings and watch Forensic Files. Pretty good day off.

My friend Noah, age 40, has a real knack for finding the bars that have a real DJ playing 2000s rap. A very valuable friend.

god’s favorite morons have done it again

Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows. Does this sound familiar? Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."

lord i see what u have done for others

Kill me

Just learned about a new -washing compound: AI-washing, "blaming layoffs on the new technology to cover up business fumbles and old-fashioned cost cutting." www.cnbc.com/2025/11/04/w...

When my dog pees on a fire hydrant, it’s like wow, what a classic

Once you realize the Rockies are Performance Art and not a baseball team they make a lot more sense

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

ESPN will push back against this, citing ratings data (and the business is more than fine) That said, people don't love, like, or value the overall ESPN brand identity like they once did. Some missteps + optimizing revenue over managing brand image. awfulannouncing.com/espn/vibes-b...

i haven't heard back from portnoy yet, but here's an update from @defector.com: "When reached for comment Thursday, Portnoy declined to say whether he'd follow through on his company relocation plans, but sent this instead: 'Suck my cock Samer'"