Spare me the sudden lecture on "civility." If you were silent when Trump mocked Robert Mueller, Rob Reiner, and the violent assault on Paul Pelosi, your outrage over Lindsey Graham isn't about respect; it's just selective hypocrisy.

South Carolina has a long history of being complete assholes

Is Trump going to: A) talk shit about Graham at the funeral B) "accidentally" let out some private information (at the funeral or within the week) C) miss the funeral to play golf.

I don't know if McConnell is dead or alive, but if he juked the Grim Reaper so bad it took out Graham I bet death is nursing a broken ankle right now.

Listen I’m a practical person and know Stephen Colbert wouldn’t run, but I’m just saying it would be A GOOD BIT TO REPLACE LINDSEY GRAHAM

If, for whatever reason, reporters are interested in speaking to an expert on the history of closeted Republicans — I’m available! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

Just so I'm on the record I saw that he died last night and did a little fist pump.

Gonna do the Lambeau Leap in KC?

What a goal

@phish.com playing No Quarter for the Swiss guy who got sent of?

Hydration Break

If there was justice Haaland would be playing in The Championship next season

Do we have to keep calling it DR Congo?

Woah that one guy in the stands has a weird face

Hydration Break

what if we stopped calling it "Vocal Jam" and called it what it is-- Beatboxing by white guys in their 60s

Tonight was someone's first show and they're going to walk away saying Bouncin' was their favorite song and they're gonna get laughed at

mind mind mind mind mind mind

what if we stopped calling it "Vocal Jam" and called it what it is-- Beatboxing by white guys in their 60s

I'm deducting Mike a couple points for incomplete rotations on those back and forth 1/4 spins. he wasn't moving his whole body around.

I hope the rest of the show is great, but I also kinda hope the Jammed Bouncing is the highlight of the night

Ben Stiller: Phish can jam any song Robert DeNiro: Bouncing is a song, can they Jam that?

the first public library system that gets their employees a "I Work At A Drug-Infested, Sex Den" tshirts should get a min $100 donation from each and every one of us.

There's not a phish show or panic show or World Cup game on tonight. What in the Red White and Fuck am I supposed to do?

does anyone know what the rules are for replaying video streams of the recent shows with the new LivePhishWith+Prime

@merriam-webster.com ?

Did Trey blow his voice already

where is the upcoming show in my Life Phish app?

confirmation that McConnell kicked it would really turn around the vibes here.

Afghanistan, April 2004

there is only a cloud over the team and tournament if you let there be one. FIFA shithousery is as old as FIFA. Enjoy the game

Lindsey Buckingjamon

the posters on here who only got into sports for the World Cup and posting insane shit about the red card…y’all wouldn’t last a day in the college football trenches, I can tell you that.

shes AI they could’ve called her Tiddy Norwood and gave her a big rack what happened to this country damn

write it on the chalkboard 100 times

You can hold two thoughts in your head at the same time: 1.) Trump is corrupt, the US government is corrupt, and FIFA is corrupt and they're clearly all rubbing each other's backs. 2.) FIFA is a wildly corrupt organization that always issues dodgy decisions for the home sides

Sorry for Partying

Fuck that Die Hard villain looking motherfucker

Ref going to start playing advantage on every contact because Brazil ain't going to score on a PK

something about those losers lining up and taking public transportation reduces their terror by about 90%. Like they couldn't get their mom to drive them into the District? I feel horrible for the person in the picture and I'm sure they were frightened.

is the Billy ACL show not on YouTube anymore?

is the Billy ACL show not on YouTube anymore?

<College Football fans nodding>