second guessed myself on a couple. www.maptap.gg May 23 100🎯 95🏅 95👑 98🎯 84😂 Final score: 931

Who else soakin their strawbs? #berryweek

that island you can't actually see, that's where you were supposed to tap. Fuck that shit www.maptap.gg May 22 96🔥 100🎯 82🌟 92😁 54🤫 Final score: 798

Every commencement speech intended to get grads excited about the future being AI slop reminds me of Monty Burns genuinely thinking he’s doing good by leaving no sea creature unwasted by recycling them into slurry.

Anyone remember that episode of Succession when the dad didn't go to the wedding?

www.maptap.gg May 21 99🎯 95🏆 94🎉 82👏 88✨ Final score: 892

@dijcrap.bsky.social I haven't worn jeans in years, don't try to pin this one on me.

Man, fuck Russia. www.maptap.gg May 20 96🏅 100🎯 96🔥 92👑 85🤗 Final score: 919

Premier League Champions

ARSENAL ARE THE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 22 YEARS BEVEL THOSE GUNNERS!!!

:)

I did not need that!

www.maptap.gg May 19 99🎯 92🎓 99🎯 95🏅 96🔥 Final score: 962

like Hayden Panettiere and Vladimir Klitschko

the local casino where Dylan will be performing next month is advertising his show "Come hear legendary songs Blowin' in the Wind and Knockin On Heaven's Door" If anyone buys tickets based on this ad are going to be very confused

Following the Pete Carroll model when sanctions are about to be handed down

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

www.maptap.gg May 18 98🎯 100🎯 100🎯 96🔥 99🎯 Final score: 983

I would rather be in line for a G0️⃣0️⃣💲E show

when you want your phone to smell like stripper.

no cheating www.maptap.gg May 17 100🎯 99🎯 99🎯 98🎯 98🔥 Final score: 985

Pigpen, TC, Keith, Brent, Bruce, Vince

Damn you Mt. Everest. Go to where you belong. www.maptap.gg May 16 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 87😁 99🎯 Final score: 956

I am happy to report that the strawberries are fucking excellent right now

Paulie Deep Dish ova here!

Not good boss www.maptap.gg May 15 94🎉 94🎉 95🏅 100🎯 96🔥 Final score: 966

Call me "2001-E" because I'm a One Pumper, wait whut?

the replies are good bsky content. Lotta people doing well wasting time today

Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com

www.maptap.gg May 14 97🔥 98🎯 89✨ 90🎓 84😂 Final score: 895

premature tap on the last one. story of my life www.maptap.gg May 13 100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 99🎯 93👑 Final score: 975

Between me and my birthday buddy Stevie Wonder we have 25 Grammys. Not too bad.

gonna go log back into Twitter for the first time in a year and leave this image with the caption "Tommy Tuberville praying to Mecca mid-game"

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

No cheating, this one wasn't too hard. www.maptap.gg May 12 99🎯 100🎯 95🏅 98🔥 97🔥 Final score: 974

I've got a #beef and I don't care who it offends. The first set of 4/30 from THE Sphere sucks ass and should die in a fire. Even the PYITE doesn't save it

I know this is serious and Trump will likely fuck it up enough to kill half of us, but every time someone on TV says Hantavirus this is the *only* thing I can think of.

Happy B-day @wovenantelope.bsky.social I don't know you IRL, but damn you go to a lot of shows and that is a sign of great character.

I am angrier at Russia from this game than when Drago killed Apollo Creed. www.maptap.gg May 11 100🎯 97🔥 94👑 99🎯 73😔 Final score: 901

Surely they've suffered enough?

VAR is never wrong!

Spurs fans should be a lot more appreciative

there we go! COYG

Once again Russia is too big. and I got dumb lucky on one of them. www.maptap.gg May 10 97🔥 90🌟 97🔥 99🎯 86😁 Final score: 936

Even the cover band bassist slaps for Peg

going to see a Steely Dan cover band show tonight.

@edsbs.bsky.social the Atlanta Olympics were in 1996 <ducks>

half my class writing their Law Review Notes at the last minute