If you’re not watching Cal/Hawaii… I am equal parts disgusted with you and envious

Best explanation of the liar's dividend that I've ever seen.

Every time I hear this song now I think about how UM last year in Tahoe ended with it and I walked into the casino afterwards shouting IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT SONG THEN FUCK YOU

Man who became a billionaire thanks to the NBA is now tired.

My fav moments of 2025

This is the way. And if you can wait it out buying from a scalper around show start, you could probably get it for real cheap

okay!!!

When non-jam band fans try to date jam band fans

ChatSD, your Siri companion for psychedelic trips when you can’t read your phone.

She has a point. The public knows about the prison abuse, which is why 60 Minutes instead ran a story last night about Mount Everest, which has never been covered before

Only in NYC can you find a bar with locals doing karaoke and all singing Rainbow in the Dark and Highway Star at 3am

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

Williams Sonoma, welcome to the resistance

What you get when you pay extra for YouTube tv 4K

By far their worst TV performance

You get into NYC and you pick your favorite New York Tweezer you’ve seen (or heard if not ever been). What Tweeze are you picking? 1/2/16 for me (I was not at 12/30/19)

She's a rare but true one 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

So I asked for her card or name so I can give her a good review and she said nah. I asked again and was like no I insist you’re awesome. And she said I’m ok as long as my passengers are happy. What a human!!!

Heading to NYC for a friend’s wedding. Train out of DC was at 1013am. I got on the metro red line at 9am, usually takes me 30-40 mins to get to Union Station. This time there was a major delay because of a fire or something so it took me 90 mins and I missed my train.

Matty Yglesias can kiss my fucking ass. @vanhollen.senate.gov is the man and I hope the lesson he takes away is to keep doing what feels humanly right for people.

OK THANK YOU

Random thought while stopped at a red light: I really hate the drum beat to Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz. It’s so lazy lol

cannot believe 12 years of my adult will have been in trumps era, exiting this absurd period is going to feel good as fuck

Me right now. I literally ate wings after working out and have Takin’ Care of Business stuck in my head. I’m gonna go home, shower, watch a @summoningsalt.bsky.social video and go to sleep. Life is great

This is mine. #PenisOf69 forever @dijcrap.bsky.social

Leeaaaaveee meee heeeeerrreee in myyyyyyyyyy

The Vanity Fair photographer with a lot more courage than many titans industry and brokers of power

These guys like using chatbots for the same they like dating younger women.

Whenever I read stuff like this, my first and overriding thought is that the man who wrote this hates most women.

Folks,

Awwwww

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Does anyone else love Summoning Salt videos

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Better get it straight you guys. These things aren’t apples to apples

I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens

I really enjoyed doing absolutely nothing today and eating terribly and taking a 30 min nap at 8pm. I should do this more often

Every time I’m watching tv and a Trump commercial comes on I go from quarter/half chub to no chub

First thought this morning looking out the window: Le Tits Now

The only acceptable music for this occasion is:

Can someone find me a clip of Nelson Muntz throwing a touchdown to himself? I can’t find it

Today, I spoke with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and his wife, Jennifer. In April, when I met with him in El Salvador, Trump said he would never set foot in the U.S. again. This case has never been about one man alone; if the govt can violate the constitutional rights of one, all our rights are threatened.

When I see Wake Up Dead Man trending, am I alone in immediately thinking of the U2 song? One of their best and one a lot of people don’t know

THEY ARE GUTTING A BODY OF WATER Lotto (2025) Saw TAGABOW for the first time years ago with @shafiqi.bsky.social after METZ cancelled a show here and we wanted to go out anyway and these folks were playing a free show and I was blown away. Saw them open for DIIV last year too. So good #NowSpinning

This column on Vox is the biggest pile of steaming AI crap I've seen this year. Human's aren't running out of ideas. Instead, those with power and money don't want to listen to ideas that threaten their power and money. Ideas are plentiful. Putting those ideas into action is the hard part.

Can’t have sex or watch sports for fear of being gay. Sounds miserable

This is unfortunate news for the snake in @vforvicious.bsky.social house

How is this a spot foul? The penalty should be on the XP or kickoff