REMEMBER rain checks at stores and do you still get them??? like for sales???

ACAB

my start date got pushed back a week and i hate that

i just got pulled over on the Atlantic City boardwalk on my beach cruiser. my no motor, no electricity, traditional style bike. i am not kidding

hell yeah

just asked where Hoy’s five and dime is and exposed myself as a margate outsider

scooter braun should request no taylor talk in his interviews bc he sounds sooooo dumb every time he talks about it

i hate seeing my former coworkers become fucking TikTok influencers while i am still out here trying to do the corporate grind when i have sooooo many podcast ideas

hello! i am down the shore! cheers!

driving a car is easier than riding a bike

he went to Hofstra, all you need to know

“addiction goes both ways” with a picture of life and death billboard on the Walt Whitman immediately followed by “WEED THE PEOPLE brotherly bud” billboard

don’t suggest looking at desserts and then show me a bowl of blueberries and not some ice cream you psycho

sometimes i enjoy an unannounced guest stopping by for a quick hello but i hate when 3 minutes in i realize they are on meth or something

it’s weird looking at the Walt Whitman. Bridge from ShopRite

did i know ShopRite has BOOZE

when it stops raining I’m going to start carrying sidewalk chalk around and treating every sidewalk like a Craigslist rants & raves post

reading reviews for the oregon ave dmv

i hate being on hold bc it interrupts TikTok

i have unfollowed like 500 instas today and i am still going

what’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever seen on fb marketplace

finally doing something very important i have been procrastinating doing for 3 years despite everyone around me consistently reminding me “you have to take care of that!!”

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i’m dipping my Reese’s in peanut butter

is rick and morty good or terrible

don’t do cliques

incredible

oh my god this hypocrite has a secret stash of Ozempic

it feels like the week between christmas and new years

monsters for breakfast makes my eye twitch

is the ppa off today

transaction declined !!

HELPPPPP

there is not enough zofran in the WORLD to get me to margate in the car with a cigarette smoker without vomiting

one shot of tequilaaa

you go school these crackers lest you all find out

it’s been a month Maybe

Charlie Kirk aka CHUCK

I don’t think he’s cute, and he don’t think I’m pretty 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Charlie didn’t care what i wanted to wear

you like to laugh and I got the jokes 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

why wouldn’t we

Charlie Kirk choices

Stella Lefty

i just wanna be her so bad it hurts so bad it hurts so bad

Damnnnnnn

on the train back to Delco 🗣️🗣️🗣️

you like to laugh and i got the jokes

he’s mine you can’t have himmmmm

I don’t really care I just hate all men and the world is finna implode and all