HELPPPPP

there is not enough zofran in the WORLD to get me to margate in the car with a cigarette smoker without vomiting

one shot of tequilaaa

you go school these crackers lest you all find out

it’s been a month Maybe

Charlie Kirk aka CHUCK

I don’t think he’s cute, and he don’t think I’m pretty 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Charlie didn’t care what i wanted to wear

you like to laugh and I got the jokes 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

why wouldn’t we

Charlie Kirk choices

Stella Lefty

i just wanna be her so bad it hurts so bad it hurts so bad

Damnnnnnn

on the train back to Delco 🗣️🗣️🗣️

you like to laugh and i got the jokes

he’s mine you can’t have himmmmm

I don’t really care I just hate all men and the world is finna implode and all

i guess it’s cool you’re like hey wife get fucked I can’t do it but that has gotta feel like absolute shit watching your wife get fucked by someone else. No???

bunch of cucks

like meeeeEeeEeeee

You are here correcting my spelling bc you are a short fucking loser and you are mad I am taller than you !!! lol !!!

fuck you shortyyyyyy

*’s

loving life again

just like that I’m back

you like to laugh and I got the jokes

my boyfriends killing me

don’t fucking tell me what to do 🗣️🫵🏻🗣️🫵🏻🗣️🫵🏻🗣️🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

my back is killing me

my talking’s killing me

these hours are killing me

let go you’re killing me

can’t sleep it’s killing me

my boyfriends killing me

i just wanna be her

obviously rooting for Cleveland

can i sleep til work starts

i would like an edible and 100 hours of sleep

i am not feeling happy or good at all

This headline is hilarious when you learn that the rocket toppled over in a fiery explosion on landing

omg shut up radar online you always post bullshit

She’s just tall, skinny, and childless. And no one will ever love her. Got it!

If Congress won’t follow Hawaii, they should at least follow the example I set in passing NYC’s Independent Expenditure Disclosure Act to say no to “dark money” elections. It requires that every donor to an IE be disclosed on the web, with the top 3 donors listed on each ad. (2/2)

Men are dumb af and high on their own supply with this kind of shit. No one cares.

Uh, ladies, I am here to tell you, the absolute perfect creatures that all of you are, about the wonders of an oft-derided negotiation tactic, A SEX STRIKE!!!!!!! Lysistrataaaaaaaaa

grown men