saw quite a few goldfinch on my run today

reason no. 4862734 to never go on a cruise jfc

got great new socks from a local running store and they hooked me up buy three get one free which was rad and unexpected

actual footage of me with this vail diner rn

these new trey lyrics are getting out of hand

the sky is pretty tonight; id try to take a pic but it would suck anyway cos it’d be with an iPhone and not a real camera or something

always amazing to come across grown ass adults who chew with their mouths open. like how have you not been shamed out of existence at this point

a balloon randomly popped in this crowded restaurant and my first thought was that there was a shooting. love this country!

hooray for new panic releases

was texting someone earlier and thinking how it’s weird in english that if we say we’re up for something or if we’re down for something, it has the same meaning

how is the theme costume art. I thought y’all were exaggerating

the Italian grocery bar is always so entertaining; about half the men here are trying to land the bartender and it’s like bro, she’s way hotter than any of you morons

in my wildest dreams I could pull off this haircut

the rain smells so good

anyone have a rec for a hand cream with spf in it? I can find plenty of body lotions with spf but would prefer a hand cream specifically

the moon is so cool rn

I survived a baby shower where they opened all the presents and read all the cards aloud

mural in wisconsin

pretty drank

did anyone else get motion sick at sphere lol yea me either that would be embarrassing huh

I hope everyone has a great time at sphere

has anyone here been to leavenworth wa?

I hate when my hair looks nice and could go one more day wo washing but I’m gonna run so it’s going to muck it all up

siiiiiick

ugh wearing new shoes and stepped in gum. people suck

🎶 it’s gonna be may (8th) 🎶

RIP DAC 😢

frankly I wouldn’t abide a hurdy gurdy playing

woman I work with found a tick on her and she’s not that far from me in the office sooooo yea now I’m itchy and paranoid

Cecilia has this ratty old doormat she likes to sunbathe on so I think my first order of business today will be to order her a new one lol. she deserves it

dude my neighbor is still running power tools extremely loudly and it’s past 10pm. fucccccck

at a bar where you can’t swear wish me luck

sing me back home is hard to sung

come for the sugaree; stay for the godfather theme tease open.spotify.com/track/3JgsxU...

Grateful Dead are the best band to have their sound man go to jail for manufacturing LSD

made this for dinner cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1017...

I think I forgot to take my meds this morning 🫠

annoyed with a friend for flaking on golf cos I’ve been actively making an effort to get out there more so it’s like, I could have gone with someone else who wouldn’t have flaked like my mom or something and gotten another day in

about to be shower sparkling wine o’clock in some of my favorite crystal

need to go to the hardware store which I hate doing but have been putting off

got gifts from garrett wade for both mothers day and my dads bday 🧑‍🌾

I love a creste di gallo and had a good one last night at a local italian place and I just had the leftovers

finally some good news

obsessed with my new nails

when I golfed yesterday I put panic on the speaker and after about five minutes my mom was like … can we turn this 😑

getting pretty stoked for summer phish

I just ate a majestic strawberry shortcake

this is what hockey is all about 👏🏼

cleaned up garbage for earth day please clap