“all we’re trying to do is satisfy our own standards — they’re pretty steep” RIP bobby www.tiktok.com/t/ZThYvDfFb/

everyone is texting me like my grandpa died or something

safe travels to bobby weir in the greater weirdness.

Other guys are always talking about big naturals, small naturals, etc. but to me, they’re all

just saw someone driving a convertible with the top down. it’s 30° outside

if you haven’t seen The Other One doc on netflix about bobby, you should watch it

have so much anxiety today cos I’m baking a cake and I haven’t done that in awhile

if you love 1/10/79, check out @wookplus.bsky.social on 1/20 when I join them to talk about one of my favorite shows!

susan tedeschi is singing the national anthem tomorrow at the jags/bills game 👀

anyone here attend 1/10/79 at the nassau coliseum?

psst look at the moon 🌙 open.spotify.com/track/2bD8JW...

I had to be comfortable with uncomfortable today which was really hard but I did it for awhile. by that I mean I’m having to read my own old writing which makes me want to 🤮 but I’m doing it yay

I got rid of a book that I shouldn’t have, fuck

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

yesterday was an unexpectedly productive therapy session can I get a hell yea

georgia o’keefe, sunrise (1916)

if you have fake nails do you also kind of gingerly scoop up your phone with both hands lmao

crocs are the shoes of the proletariat

need inspiration to move me brightly and shit today. wish me luck

a dong i heard the ocean sing

regretting agreeing to do two presentations only a little over a week apart. my brain is confused (yes they’re different topics)

trying to explain to Cecilia that my massage hook is not a dog toy

Like our favorite poet Jim Morrison said,

making candles 🕯️

thank you @opengplayer.bsky.social for reuniting me with one of my fave all time memes

back on my wordle bullshit

if I would have started the panic NYE show earlier today I wouldn’t have missed the first question from the relix quiz oof

yay I found all my old race bibs that I used to have hanging in my old office

What would the Founding Five Guys think

so about maybe eight or ten years ago I thought about going back to school for something in healthcare (either pharmacy or PA) and ended up finishing virtually all my prereqs at the college I was teaching at but idk if I ever will go back to school. anyway I’m cleaning my office and don’t know if 🧵

can’t wait for my new planner to come in the mail today; feel so untethered without one 😵‍💫

wearing my future coat at the dive bar

dinner tonight. serving with chicken Milanese cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1024...

come for the eyes jam; stay for bobby getting real mad at the fence climbers open.spotify.com/track/1iQWkG...

imagine if they had a trader joes credit card

The Trump admin is what happens when you run the Bush admin through AI.

stoned! at the trader joes

love a fresh cut and color. also my stylist always gives me the best blowout and style for free. it pays to tip your stylist well lol

off for nine days 😎

go fuck yourself or jack off or eat kfc or whatever it is you do

i track how much I work out and last year I worked out 33% of the days of the year. I wish it was more but am also not totally disappointed

ok

please tell me they don’t dump a huge thing of mayonnaise on the coach at the end of the duke’s mayo bowl 🤮

excited for this year’s events. I have two presentations and one interview coming up this late winter/early spring that I’m looking forward to

yes I’m late to the game but just started watching Barry last night and love it

doing a 5k today

fish should always wear that hat

no men in snowman’s land ⛄️

was at dinner and a group of folks dressed as pirates came in. is that some kind of NYE tradition