i told joey we can’t get engaged because a ring would significantly interfere with my ability to retrieve pringles from the can

can we not start a war rn like im just so tired man

the other person currently onboarding is someone i interned with at the crisis center a few years ago having a familiar face is soooo reassuring 😮‍💨

i start my new job tomorrow and the imposter syndrome is real

can you guess what im making?

ya cant even tell!!

joe cocker? i barely know her!!!

in this house, bread doesn’t go stale it gets promoted to garlic bread

idk man i just feel like wars are generally bad things

how is this possibly comfortable

the toilet is smoking again /:

i used my free will to bake a cake

girl lunch featuring kitty trying to steal some turkey

i'm off all week before the new job starts so my plan is to spring clean and attempt to make foods that i wouldnt have the time/ energy to during my normal routine also : trashy tv

things are happening

im ready for summer

TL cleanse

it's wild how comfortable people are being openly hateful like it’s normal

i just made a turkey, avocado, egg & cheese on a poppyseed bagel id show a photo but its been eaten 😋

flower power! #nokings NYC

you guys think treys at the march

nyc #nokings is out in full swing, incredible marching bands, signs & many many people

my mom wouldn't let me bring my "elect a rapist expect to get fucked" sign to the no kings rally

i was so confused on the TL for a minute because i thought you were talking about tiger the guitar

start spreading the news

god bless the grateful dead

ive been coming to key west for 20 years now and they FINALLY have a dead bar i found out when i heard a band playing a heady jam and followed the side streets until we found the source Lfg

at a pool bar and the acoustic guitar entertainer is so bad its making us drink more, misson accomplished by the bar !

give me the meep, boys, and free my soul

joey is 2 for 2 in finding keys he lost once just now, on the beach an hour after we were there 2nd time was post bethel in the lot in the mud

im so glad i quit my job

this breakfast spot has a build your own bloody mary bar & let me just say : genius idea

making the most of missing our flight was nice to the flight attendants and they rebooked us

3 hours on security like and still missed my flight thanks tr*mp

my boss literally yelled at me and said "after all shes *done for me* im leaving" and i "should feel bad for what i did" no thanks for 4 years of working my ass off for her BUT IM FREE NOW

today is my LAST DAY at a job that has overworked & underpaid me!!! can i get a hell yeah !!!

as a parting gift my job has worked me to the absolute bone the past 3 weeks to the point i cant even think straight & am having panic attacks 😊😊 2 1/2 more days ... !!

imagine being this cozy?

Kermit always had that shit ON

i made a lot of mac & cheese

enough already

ran into a man wearing a zappa tee in penn station and missed our subway geeking out

i just found out i actually have to pay my credit card bill ??? dont text

Feeling like I wanna do something good for the community, so… I’d like to relieve anyone who has a spare 3-day GA ticket for any sphere weekend I’m here to help!

guess what songs stuck in my head the winner gets $5 if i see you at some point in the future

WILLIE THE PIMP

friendlt reminder to get your breast exam / screening!! just had mine done and happy to report everything came back clear ◡̈ woo !

when i got my new job i asked to push my start date so i could give 4 weeks notice. i gave my current job 3 while i waited to hear back. my boss has treated me like shit ever since. i got approved for the extra week so instead of working it… im going to key west

my dad in 1983 was a vibe (he's the one on the left 🖕)