I know this doesn't pertain to a lot of you, but if you randomly happen to be on the east end of long Island, Shakdown Citi is playing tonight at Stephen Talkhouse. Going to be fun😎

this is true

i deserved cookies so i made cookie

my new thing is cryptic word puzzles

i am feeling sad today

one of my patients said it's senior skip day so she's skipping school and therapy lmao

movin' right along (muppets) shouldn't go as hard as it does

i had a dream that i worked at home depot with bob weir

we were walking into town to get ice cream but heard a band at a local bar playing throwing stones so now we're having a beer and listening instead

at the point of reorganizing my closet where everything is worse and ive lost motivation

2 years ago my love @boneydiego.bsky.social took one of my favorite photos of myself at boston calling🥹

if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs

one of my patients texted me to ask me if id be mad at her if she texted her ex 💀

Enjoying Muppets is a green flag because only Jim Henson enjoyers can cheerfully accept life’s chaotic absurdities and inconveniences with pure and open hearts.

C>B>A is my answer joey C>A>B

Listening to "The Caves of Altamira" by Steely Dan

& to all a good night

rank these 3: A) China cat > i know you rider B) Scarlet > fire C) Help>slip>frank

They swung so strong on the 1st Episode of The Muppets I wish I had continued. Still one of my favorite jokes.

listening to '77 dead and speeding

Listening to "Doctor Wu" by Steely Dan

red hot chilli peppers

i dont fuck with you if you dont fuck with drums>space

not bad wednesday entertainment

local dead band + jason crosby just did a mash up of friend of the devil & lithium by nirvana

wearing my bill walton tee

guy in front of me @ the local dead show shart count : 1

what if we all just shut the fuck up

friendly reminder about communicating with someone who stutters: ❌ don't guess their word or finish their sentence ✅ do maintain eye contact & give them time to finish lets make communication comfortable for everyone

i moved my last appointment of the day so i can go see jason crosby sit in with a local dead band in my town🙊

we need phish to play again so everyone can be annoying about that instead of being annoying about everything else

i think i need to get into school social work so i can take over the theatre department and make the kids do gamehendge

i went to the gym this morning AND remembered to brush my teeth before bed plz clap

rocky top is a good running song

and a fashion icon

RIP Ike Willis, a great talent & the muse for zappa's "joe's garage" 😢

look at this insane chicken milanese

made some banana & choc chip muffins bc i have free will

i can't even explain how much i love steely dan

hanging w the bugs at the bronx zoo

i made something that should be illegal

your future self is watching your right now through your memories 😳

ive always loved the dead acoustic sets

currently listening to TIGDH 1970🔥

"Do It Again" is just vibes and existential dread

nothings scarier than hearing a cat preparing to throw up & not being able to locate the cat

i don’t make having an NYU master’s degree nearly enough of my personality considering what it cost me 🤨

12 hours until it's my weekend lfg people

a year ago today i graduated with my master’s. today i have a full schedule of patients every day — people i’ve been able to help, who trust me, appreciate me, and even leave me 5 star reviews! mama, im making it 🥹🥹

forgot to wish the og mothers a happy mother's day