im having a tooth problem and couldnt eat the dinner i made earlier so joeys currently overcooking some spaghetti for me so i can eat something he's so good

we stopped at the casino for shits and my friend just won 10k on the slots

i genuinely think steely dan edges out the dead / phish for my favorite band

since phish has gotten too expensive ive decided to follow our local steely dan cover band, gonna get my stats up !!

going to the sunflower fall festival and bringing everyone pumpkin snickerdoodles because im a great friend 🎃

"5 more minutes mom!!"

the only time i went to portland was for a bachelorette party and i walked into a restaurant's kitchen thinking it was the bathroom i agree its scary there

my latest google search is "does texas roadhouse have espresso martinis" they do not

trader joes isn’t a grocery store, it’s an immersive anxiety simulaton

it is very obvious the ryder cup is in town

fuck cancer!!!!!!!!!!!

were bullying simon in the groupchat

some things never change @eastcoastemo.bsky.social

everyone send thought and prayers that my 10am doesnt show

these 2 men bullied their way in front of us yesterday and i asked them to move and they ignored me, and once they started checking their fantasy football mid show i made it my mission to bump into them and headbang on them as much as possible

when will i learn that drinking on a weeknight = being hungover at work

made a frozen pizza and am going to the emo show i feel like im 16 again

joey had a dream that we were in a polyamorous relationship with travis kelce but he is *adamant* he and travis weren't canoodling 🤨🤨🤨

i got really good news regarding possible career moves i'll be making in the near future!!! excited!!

sorry i cant come into work tomorrow ive been raptured

today is Aja's birthday!!!

some people in my field really dont care about the clients we see and it breaks my heart why get into social work / mental health supports if you dont have the desire to help people??? the money is definitely not a reason to!

"Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie" - Cookie Monster

i hope you do not mind but i felt really pretty on Saturday and wanted to share a photo of myself on this here app

my friend got engaged today, on the 21st night of september 🥹

got a tetanus shot lfg

we were supposed to stop at six flags on our way home but im not allowing us to because at the rate this weekend has gone im scared we will actually die lmao

on brand with last night this clip also broke

best day of the year

HAPPY SEPTEMBER 21ST

dope

joeys scotch taping it

i still look good its fine

im having a day where everything is going wrong - & we haven't even gone to the wedding yet ✅ fucked up my toe and have no other shoes but stilettos ✅ zipper broke on my dress ✅ forgot my lipstick in NY ✅ broke my necklace gonna make good use of this open bar

day 2 of our trip and im going to get a tetanus shot

i think if i try hard enough i could be immortal

i cannot take how cute this human is

swamp ass & grey pants !!!

It's probably been 25 years since I had Hi-C fruit punch and I am f****** flying right now

baby me & @elenasuckz.bsky.social 7 years ago!!

phish should cover let's dance

the mental health + addiction field will break your heart a thousand different ways and you still show up tomorrow

Just remember before you review tonight’s show I was there and all shows are better when I am there. This is a proven fact.

today is my friday!! but not bc im going to hampton but bc i have to go to a wedding 😭😭😭😭

i don’t make the rules, i just live under their regime

phish should go back to covering albums for halloween and do hot rats

god. fucking. damn.

Guys, I did NOT throw up! 🤮 🚫

light reading during the steely dan cover band setbreak

i dont play when it comes to steely mf dan