i have nothing interesting to say but wanted to make a post

a cop crashed into my mother/ stepdads parked cars at 3 am last night other cops reported that this damage was done "sober, only going 30mph" that checks out, right?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTIE @strayney.bsky.social ilysfm

i am only planning on going to trey tomorrow unless someone finds a pair for tonight.... i could be convinced 🤪

i fucking hate the holidays send love to those in the same boat

yeah we have a table at raos no biggie

there should be a bar cart on the LIRR

getting my period right before thanksgiving is wild bc yes i can eat more and the bloat is already here, but i’m also one mean aunt comment away from sobbing

not to toot my horn but i am so fucking good at my job

i burnt my finger pretty bad while making dinner & im being an absolute baby about it & idc!!

why is paying $150-200 for a concert ticket the new normal wtf

food shopping before thanksgiving should be classified as an olympic sport

I think about Scott Mikita in the shower. #RealTalk #BrosBeforeHoes

i made my appearance at the party, made a few people laugh and promptly irish goodbyed A+

i didn't even get to my destination yet and i already want to go home

i bring safety pins out with me now in case my pants break is this a getting old thing or a katie thing or both

had to hop out of my car mid divided sky pause for a doctor’s appointment… a truly bittersweet cliffhanger until I can get back to it

welp, just realized i lost a few hundred dollars in cash while at the airport... hope it found somebody who needed it 😖😢

i am simply not a fan of the pressure and stress that comes along with the holidays

Everyone tell my other half @imfartybaby.bsky.social happy birthday please

finally have service to wish my girl @imfartybaby.bsky.social the happiest of numberlines 💜 LYMI

zappa wouldve hated this

i have never been more hungover than i am right now, im gonna go get a frank zappa tattoo

shenanigans

joeys stripping on stage hbd

my dad goes "we have to make a pit stop on the way to breakfast" and proceeds to take me and joey to a fucking memorial

today is joeys birthday- he has no social media (which was part of the initial appeal, he met katie not some online persona) he is the best thing that i ever lucked into, i feel so fkn lucky happy numberline to my everything 🤍

i am tipsy on a plane listening to steely dan i have ascended

there are two types of people: the “get to the airport an hour before” people and the “be there 4 hours early” people… and somehow they always end up together

Please, see if she has a coat so warm To keep her from the howlin' winds

i just requested off for the entire YEMSG run, ive always had to work every day after going to the shows, if this is approved idek what ill do with myself 🤞🤞🤞

i was approved for 2 days off (shocked) and am heading down to key west this weekend to see my pops & celebrate joeys birthday i need this vacation so bad lfg

plz keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time (it's cold outside)

i chickened out of doing this and im not even home yet

ive never had creamed corn but i have all of the ingredients at home so im gonna do a lil experiment tonight

the idea of productivity in a mental health setting is so fkn stupid like what do you mean im in trouble because my clients didnt show today ?? theyre literally suffering from mental illness??

NYC Heads, @readicculusband.bsky.social with Horns Friday night!!!

people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel !!

my clinic only works with clients above 13 years old, but i get to do a clinical intake for a 7 year old today who needs services i have my crayons ready and am so pumped lol

7/13/25 wolfmans is p sick

air jail cc: @sulkirk.bsky.social

joey not only added me to his amex but also got me my own card — catastrophic mistake on his part

bro is never beating those allegations

ngl im feeling like that bitch tonight

introducing: Katiebug, LMSW !!! i passed my exam!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

nothing like 3 incident reports in one day 😅

Donna Jean’s gone, and if you ever denied her greatness, you can fuck right off

@phunkywitch.bsky.social DALE

david byrne kermit and tina weymouth miss piggy