So I didn't really Internet much yesterday, whats this about a couple scaling a building?

'Member when Phish took part of a Tweezer jam, put it on a live album as a segue and called it Montana? lol

9 am , already 95° 😬

Rift (the song,studio version) Beautiful. If someone says "show me some Phish", you play this. If they don't get it. Just stare at them with a slight look of disapproval, then walk away.

In just 90 mins I will be free of this hell hole and on my way to see Shakedown Citi play by a castle.

@androidearther.bsky.social , you starting up a side hustle without me?!

Lamb's Ear be poppin

I probably haven't even heard 1/4 of all Its Ice's ever played but feel confident making the statement that Clifford Ball It's Ice is the most accurate live execution of the composition especially at that speed🥵

Happy Father's Day!!!

If anyone is interested I think the Shakedown Citi show from Brooklyn Bowl Philly is going to be streamed tonight. Not sure if it's official but Roger Goff Facebook page I'm pretty sure will be streaming it

Advertise your Bluesky account with a simpsons gif

I am around a fair amount of toxic masculinity most of the day, and oh boy are they pushing the women are the problem narrative HARD right now😑 I am so tired.

I just figured out why I like Runaway Train so much. Its basically just a Tom Petty song

Setlist from @readicculusband.bsky.social debut at People's Pub Saturday night

Sorry if Ive been a little more negative than usual. My car blew up, my son got hit quick with the norovirus, and my poor wife has been in and out of the hospital 3 times in the last week and they can exactly figure out what's going on. Just a bit on edge these days. Send vibes for Andrea, thanks❤️

It's cool that Medeski, Martin, Wood and Cline can just sit down and come up with the greatest shit you've ever heard, just off the top of their head. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

electricians are machine elves. "electrician" is an oppressive class, like vegan people or Canadian people.

If this is our new Jerry, surely Anika can be our new Neil. Just sayin

Watching the Rush tour opener and any fan who was questioning Anika's capabilities should have their #realfans card revoked. She is fucking amazing!

We need a controlled Thanos snap that targets only Long Island

Hey @skuddd.bsky.social , I got the crust coming out of the oven and I'm ready to put on the toppings!

I had my wife's license under my license and the little photos of us were perfectly superimposed on top of each other and it looked like Joe Exotic and I cant get it out of my head

So I saw Alien for the first time last night. I don't believe I've ever seen it, if so would have been like 35 years ago and just don't remember. Sigourney Weaver's underwear being 4 sizes too small. What the actual fuck? Lol

Come party with us for our debut at People's Pub in Bayport NY Sat 6/13 2 sets 8:30pm 21+ $10

Tic-Tac-Toe Grandmaster Devises Brilliant New Gambit

Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? is a perfect song.

Hey @dijcrap.bsky.social , you see this new rearscape technology @wattznext.bsky.social is pushing over on faycebük?

Little bit of Estimated from the Shakdown Citi show at Stephen Talkhouse last night I got to sit in on a Cassidy, fun times

We can all hang it up for the day. We have found the winner.

@wolfenhaus.bsky.social , does this do anything for you?

I know this doesn't pertain to a lot of you, but if you randomly happen to be on the east end of long Island, Shakdown Citi is playing tonight at Stephen Talkhouse. Going to be fun😎

Any long Island folk know of anyone selling a reliable car that gets good gas milage? I need something that can handle 1k miles a week. Tag any Long Island peeps I missed, thanks @hanc247.space @antmanisannoyed.bsky.social @peckedbythedove.bsky.social @isleschick.bsky.social @lobojoe.bsky.social

This is a real sentence I just texted to a friend😂 I've been following that guy for a few years, his control over hand farts is unreal

Yo @zzbenz.bsky.social , looking for a tattoo idea? www.instagram.com/reel/DY2T17g...

Ok, I'm done giving the company my time, what's going on around here? Seth get moar stuffed? Has Sully been shit talking drums? Catch me up

Neurodivergent Paulie Walnuts can still happen if people want it bad enough

SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!

Shaggy 2 Dope teams up with cunty, transmedicalist Swiftie and disgraced Jungian analyst, the human pet guy, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

Get a room you two

Hahahaha, the random shit people write on stuff at work

'Member when the giant brain bug in starship troopers sucked that guy's brain out of the top of his skull? If I have to put up with much more bullshit, I think that's how I'm going to start communicating with people.

Hey @sulkirk.bsky.social , it's happening 😎

Thank you for all the concerns and kind words today🙏 This is going to be one gigantic pain in the ass to figure out, but the kid and I are alive and that's all that really matters. Nobody got hurt and only my car was damaged. So it's as good as it could be. I've had enough. Going to bed. Goodnight

We're all on borrowed time #EatMike&Ike

How's your day going? Just so everyone knows Clayton and I are ok. My car. Not so much😑

It's fucking freezing out here.

Things that absolutely must come back from the walk for cutting with scissors 😂

Lol