How many Eric Alpers are you?

Prednisone request is in. I hate that stuff

If captain dipshit does the thing while I’m overseas maybe I’ll get “stuck” there. Could be worse things

Just booked gigs into July and October. October? Idk what I’m doing tomorrow

Watch says my heart rate has been over 100 for most of the day and I’ve burned almost 2500 calories so far. Maybe I should eat something

I don’t want to “go live” I want media in DMs and group chats and an edit button

My hot take is that congress WOULD do something if they also weren’t implicated in a bunch of shitty stuff that would come out of

I need the therapy session tonight. I have not been feeling “it” for a hot second and need to chat this out

Oh gosh I think I’m sick. Worst possible timing. Please don’t let this be real. Pleeeaaaaaaaassse

Already got my Pre-Check approval! 1 day! 🥳

We only get one shot at this thing, make it the best you can

Has anyone thought of making a “filter” plug-in for social media? Something like, “are you suuuuuuure you want to poast this?” type of thing…?

Every day is a good day to have a good day

Wait…did I miss my bus? 🤦🏻

K. 1 bus ride, clean off the car with bare hands, home, sleep til 4:30am, off to work and reality’

Why is there snow? Why did I leave the south? Le sigh….

Oh? Free “beverages” when you sit in the expensive seats? Huh…as a “poor” I’ll be taking advantage of this

I could have been very bad this weekend but wasn’t and honestly I’m kinda proud of myself haha

As @sulkirk.bsky.social would like to say, “I’m on a long flight* and need you 🫵 to step up your poasts” *it’s not a long flight - just 2 hours…but still…

Downfall of row 1 on an airplane is no tray table to sleep on

Also…little bonus…free airport drink? Yes, thank you

Am I a rugby collegiate all star or am I a drunk guy at an airport posing with a trophy?

lol a couple of rugby champs just sat down next to me. Fun chat hahaha…airports… 🤷🏻‍♂️

That was a good weekend. Kept myself from going crazy haha and met quite a few great people. Congrats to lil Sis on her marriage!

Oh dang! Happy birthday @mebs.bsky.social !!

In the airport 🫩 watching the last quarter of the Pats 🤩

I would love to have my pants back

😂😂

K, well they lost my jeans and coat and the hanger/bag to return the suit in. It might be in sis’s car but I’m not about to bother her on wedding night 🤦🏻

Wedding day (not mine)

Take a few deep breaths. You’ve got this

Off to rehearsal dinner

Who else is joining in the fun?

Hotel room cartwheel practice is on

*ding* Everyone stands so they can wait in the crowded aisle

On the ground in ATL. Some of you did well, but for the others, I napped

New idea. I really think this one is brilliant. No, for real. Got connections? Have your people call my people (me, I’m my people)

Dodgers sign me to a 1 year, $18 million dollar (cheap!) contract challenge

2016? Ok here’s one of the only pics I can find from then and big surprise I’m playing drums in a band at a show

Got a flight delay (not melting, calm down @sulkirk.bsky.social ) gonna need you all 🫵 to upgrade your poasts

lol as is typical…..delayed

Slow people watching day here at Logan but there was one dude who ripped ass so bad his girlfriend had to wave it away and made fun of him

Back at the airport. I guess I live here now

Hi, All…have a fantastic day, will ya?

Ok this is gonna sound bad but… Will someone come over and eat my fish taco?

Who grabs a fork for soup? #stoned

A tiny slice of good news

In honor of Bob Weir me and my friends are gonna get all bug-eyed

Just gave the boss the old: you have me running multiple machines and you want me to program at the same time? What about the 3 guys that you have only run their mouths and not their machines? bc I’m done. I’ll walk out with zero notice at the drop of a hat

Dropping this here. IYKYK