“Bands must bring their own following….” (to our tiny bar with bad sound) Bruh, I’m 45 years old. Bass player is 56. Do you even think we really want to be out until after midnight? You asked us to fill open dates, we scrambled together a band. #beefweek

Girl at work points to this and says: this what happened to you? Me: why because I’m so stupid? Her: because you are CRAZY! ……. Tells my gf this story GF: well, you ARE crazy. I like her. 😂😂

Skyline cleanser

Maybe when I quit I’ll do so by emailing a YouTube link of this song to the owner, his son, and my 2 bosses

Some quick math: they used to have another guy do the job I’m working on and since they gave it to me, I’m making them an ADDITIONAL $12,000 in PROFIT on this ONE job alone vs what they made on it before. And they are going to pull my vaca time??!!? rotflmao #beefweek #goodlucktothem

That drum shield Fishman has around his kit is like 2in thick! Crazy

Today’s book

Not feeling it today? Yeah, me neither. But we’re here ✌️

Playing music with other humans, night 2 of 3 this week. Loving it

With the way the team is playing, I think the @redsox.com should just give me a shot at this point

Now I want to find more people that blocked me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #beefweek

“I still haven’t figured out your PTO 100% yet…there’s this and that and I have to figure it out” “When you know, let me know. Ideally sooner rather than later” Back to doing nothing at work. Fuck with my time, I fuck with yours #beefweek

Jesse and Zach should just kiss and end the #beef (maybe add sully for some extra spicy action) #beefweek

Say it with me - Happy Birthday Willie!!! Still sounds AMAZING!

Today, do something that makes you feel alive

If you want to sing along to your favorite songs at a concert, cool. But, if you want to scream along, out of key, so loud that people who paid really good money to listen to an artist can’t hear them, you suck poop #beefweek

I usually solo practice on Tuesday nights but thinking of asking my buddy if he wants to jam for a bit tonight…. Should I? Or just stick to the routine and rehearse for the gig Saturday? Looking to be a decent crowd so want to be sharp, but playing with other people helps that too. Hmmm

Both bosses are avoiding me like crazy today. They did approve my next 2 days of PTO though soooooo idk

Toss it back Tuesday to when I tried to run a “crowd funded” live music video studio youtu.be/Kb6xnM7m2jU?...

I guess I need to find a new coffee spot since I just told a group of old white men they were “a racist bag of shriveled old dicks” #beefweek

My buddy is whack. He JUST bought this sweet brand spanking new Land Cruiser, loaded, lots of little extras….and now he listed it for sale on Facebook??? What?? I don’t get it. Make it make sense

When opportunity presents itself, grab it by the balls and give it a lil squeeze to show it who’s the boss

It’s quarter past seven and I’m thinking bed is the right move

They are starting to play fuck fuck with my vacation time and that isn’t going to end well for either of us

I don’t care how much nurses get paid it’s not enough

Levette gave me food today at work 🥰🥰

Went to a non-jam band concert this weekend and I have notes: - really nice to hear people that can sing well - kinda wish they jammed (even just a tiiiinyyy lil bit) - very well produced experience

Got to the airport with 40 min until boarding, got coffee and a sit down breakfast, getting to the gate now as they are starting boarding. Nearly perfect

Good morning, Friends. Headed back to the BOS, hope you all had a great weekend

I climbed pierogi mountain and I lived to tell the tale @sulkirk.bsky.social @vforvicious.bsky.social

Found out Steve Martin and Martin Short are playing in Cle this weekend and I wanna goooooool

The embarrassing thing when you fall asleep on the plane is you wake up with morning w…

I knew I would have had time 🤦🏻‍♂️

If I drink any wine in Ohio this weekend I hope it doesn’t make me go “Jeepers Creepers, that’s a Dark Puddle” #LiquidShooter

I wish I didn’t have to do boss lunch, I’d go home now and get a nap, shower and then to the airport vs. boss lunch w/ old whyte men, no shower, rush to the airport

Thank you Lufthansa airlines for adding 20 points to my account due to disruptions. I’ll make sure to keep those in mind the next time I fly with you (?) 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sending flowers to the lady friend even though I’ll be there this evening

I want to order breakfast but I have to do boss lunch before I fly to the airport with 40 min til boarding

Be a bright spot for someone today

Checked into my flight for tomorrow. “Seat assigned at gate” I hope they didn’t oversell this thing

Maybe if I start doing really bad at my job I, too, can get a promotion

……aaaaand I’m on overtime

But then how will the same 50 families around the world continue to enrich themselves beyond any imaginable amount?

Well would you look at that… HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jen! I hope you’re enjoying it the way you enjoy so many days….blazed and at a killer show! Have a great day @nycjamgal.bsky.social

Just once or thrice I would like that insider trading pump and dump info ahead of time

Hi friends. Let’s all spread a lil love today if we can

Gonna have my lawyer state my defense as “the perpetrators in the Epie files were never prosecuted, so my client must be released. You cannot hold him accountable if you are unwilling to hold them accountable for anything let alone the horrendous crimes that are shown in those files”

The problem is concentrated wealth. Period.

I don’t want to work but I need the ot pay so I can go on a couple/few more trips this year lol

This book is making me so angry