Oh wow! UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events

Today, inspired by a WSJ story about rich people seeking exclusive, private experiences which keep them from having to interact with others, I wrote about how wealthy people are basically trying to buy their way out of civil society. That's bad, folks! www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

My most woke opinion is that we should provide UBI and universal healthcare for every single person on the planet. That even a single one of our brothers and sisters goes hungry or can't afford to have a medical issue treated is a black mark for all of us

Thanks for the great idea of ending it in 69, I copied you

I raised you and if everyone isn’t ending in .69 then they should be.

Check out this pic of @hillzy.ca I found

Just sent my man $20 - who's gonna match it?

Just sent my man $20 - who's gonna match it?

Am I crazy? Having Deja vu? Didn't some idiot try making this exact same point a few months ago? This is somehow not the first time I've seen this, uh, concern voiced

Not a great day for yours truly - first I sliced open my thumb cutting an Apple, now I'm pretty sure I've broken my foot (Please don't make fun of my cuticles, I've got enough to be upset about already)

47K likes and seemingly nobody noticed he destroyed the wrong wing?

Are they doing Secret Junta this year?

Today I finally bought the expensive fancy Japanese BBQ sauce I've been wanting to try and I do not regret to inform you it is delicious

Buddha's hand (Citrus medica var. sarcodactylis), also known as the fingered citron, is a citron variety whose fruit is segmented into finger-like sections, resembling those seen on representations of the Buddha.

Holy shit the audio on my stream got borked and this MFer sounds like Jabba the Hut

It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting

Minus The Bear at Brooklyn Steel

This is what they took from you

Another #loadweek question: do you put all the forks with the forks, the spoons with the spoons, etc? Or do you mix em up? The way I see it, putting like items together makes putting them away easier, but mixing them up ensures better cleaning, bc that way similar items can't nest into each other

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social Salehe Bembury x NB 2002R Peace Be The Journey✌🏼

It seems John Rocker of all people is an asshole who hates NYC?!?

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

The hot guy did it, huge win for all of us hot guys.

Jesus Christ, Sauce and Quinnen? That's rough, hope it brings us good guys in the future via those picks...

Wait the guy who gave all the baseball players steroids was also the bassist in Tower of Power?!?

Anyone who'd vote for Silwa is such a hardcore lifelong NYC-er that they'd never survive a week living outside of the city

Fuck em

England, Arkansas, pop. 2,400, home to Real Fish, a 7 table catfish restaurant. Families fresh from church shouted over the r&b flavored gospel blasting. Meanwhile, “Secretary” (2002) played in HD. James Spader masturbates on Maggie Gyllenhaal’s bare ass. Even the bream in the tank were confused.

The irony is, these businesses know you don't want this. It's what *they* want, for you to stay on their platform and use it for things you don't care to use it for. That's bad design/UX!

Boooooooooooooooooo

Jesus Christ what a fucking game!

Reprise baby, ya love to hear it

These Raising Caine's commercials with Paul Skenes are brutal. Dude has the opposite of charisma

Ooh! An audience member sent me this. Please watch to the end to see upside down tassel twirling. I’m labeling it as adult and you shouldn’t watch it at work but you should watch it. I’ll post the longer video in the replies, if you’d like to see how I got to this point.

Isle of Klezboz

Man, this sucks. Congratulations to Paul and Phil for everything they've done

AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

Remember how just a few years ago during the worst of the pandemic when we saw how the govt can actually do big things and saw that our collective health & well-being are intertwined, and then corporations got mad that they lost a modicum of power and helped fund a backlash of amnesia and fascism?

I’m crying www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

@redford.bsky.social What time did "What time did Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Toronto Blue Jays World Series Game 3 end?" end?

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

No good deed goes unpunished; I trimmed the hedges of my neighbor's (little old lady who lives alone) side yard, got bee/wasp stings on both ankles in the process

This might be the ugliest uniform matchup I've ever seen