Sometimes Twix for dinner hits the spot

Pro tip - don’t ever have a teenage son if you want normal level blood pressure

Bueller? Anyone? V-o-o D-o-o economics

Blow me

Anyone looking for 2 to LaMP at the Sultan Room 7:00 pm this Saturday?

This snowstorm is Canada’s revenge for losing to the Tkachuk brothers

Best sport on the planet imo

What a game. Hellebuyck redeems himself. Hughes brothers have arrived.

Boom

How did he miss that?!?!

Can you imagine the fighting in the Tkachuk household when they were kids

Connor seeing everything

The Gaudreau sweater 🥹

Auston Matthews back checking has been superb

There’s absolutely no room on the ice.

Yes

Can’t believe how good Celebrini is at 19 years old. Off the charts.

Ok let’s go.

Popeyes fried chicken looks delicious

D2F factor

Woohoo!!!!!

What a save

Nice v Back check

Kreider level tip-in

Ya gotta shoot it right away from the circle on a PP 🤦🏻‍♂️

Why show the Wordle answer in your IG story 🤬

I could be a sweeper

That was a great game

Those Hughes brothers may really have a chance in this league

10 minutes of 3on3 🤦🏻‍♂️

Mika why can’t you do that for the NYR 🤦🏻‍♂️

Swedish hockey sweaters are elite

Chop, better pack up the Gold Bond…

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT’S LITERALLY TREY

OMG THE RUMORS WERE EXACTLY CORRECT!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

If I ever was in a coma and someone needed to increase my blood pressure, just make me type into an online assistance chatbox. WHAT THE FUCK

Just be quiet and stop acting like little bitches

Got to meet my neighbor’s dog yesterday. One brain cell divided into food/butt scratches controlling a 90 pound English lab. So adorable.

Robert Duvall - what a legendary actor.

Avocado, dance!!!

Move, melon!!!

Instacart lets you choose your bananas

When I’m in charge I’m going to make it illegal to sell more than 10 pistachios in a package, and limit one package per one person. I just ate like 87 in one sitting.

I mean that Canadian power play is just unfair

And speed skating is so freaking amazing

@peteforgets.bsky.social this rink looks like a rink for ants

Really into these windblown shapes in the snow

Butt rum