I finally read project Hail Mary this week and wow did I really enjoy it.

Honestly you guys. He’s so pure.

Let’s goo

I wanna go to frickin space

About to leave a terrible yelp review of The restaurant we were just at and saw this extremely boomer review.

So peeps flavored peeps then?

DIY Good Friday

I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my…. Right @wolfenhaus.bsky.social ?

Getting harder and harder to find new offensive Jesus memes. I’m getting worried we’ve finally used up all the material

0 for the century getting the mighty drive thru to bite on me saying “Ja- lop-a-nos” Every time - “what was that?”

Check out Apple Cores if you haven't yet

@wolfenhaus.bsky.social was just sitting at my desk thinking about going to hit some balls. Then I stood up and holy shit I can barely walk. wtf was I thinking?

Happy Jesus meme season for those who celebrate

@wolfenhaus.bsky.social pretty evenly mediocre tonight. Didn’t make too many turnovers, scored enough, hit a three, passed well. Legs felt like fuckin logs by the end of the night. Next week off, expect a special Friday update from the 19th hole.

Here’s a video!

Just clicked a few buttons and sent 1,000 emails. Now a nutty buddy and some tubes as a reward.

They are obviously transdimensional beings

Eat it, Duke!

Fun fact - Duncan Hines invented Girl Scout cookies

I don't knaurrrrrrr. Sully and I were gettin randy in a post of theirs the other day that may or may not have devolved into commentary around the thiccness of Mrs Met ::chuckles nervously:: but other than that it was all above board!!

I wouldn’t pay $6.50 for that game

@wolfenhaus.bsky.social I assume you signed me up for this list?

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@wolfenhaus.bsky.social I dunno. My game hasn’t felt right in a few weeks. Annoyingly enough my last solid night was the last night we ran the short courts. I made a game winning 3 tonight but missed the rest, couldn’t make shit in the air, didn’t even get most of my layup attempts off.

“So then this little sailor dude whips out this can of spinach, this crazy music starts playin’, and … well, just look at this place.”

@dr0girl.bsky.social not sure if this is the “giant lamby” or not but a bitch got a pink upgrade tonight.

Thinking bout spatching that cock

@icculus.bsky.social @sulkirk.bsky.social hey fellas. Just brewed a couple cups of joe and poured some grapenuts in yogurt. Sorry if you can hear me chewing. Gonna watch some how the universe works while I enjoy breakfast and contemplate canceling my 930

Llamas at home

@icculus.bsky.social @sulkirk.bsky.social check out the absolute units of trees some squatch leaned up against the 2000 yr old redwood in my backyard.

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Tales of the Known

A tragedy occurs off the coast of a land called Honah-Lee.

Last minute sent it for a couple games today

Burritos are instantly ruined by this slimy monstrosity #hotlettuce

Yes eaten right away. If it wilts, 🗑️

@wolfenhaus.bsky.social real good run tonight. I dunno if I’m gonna get through golf season without getting the shoulder addressed. I took shots but they are unreliable at best. Did all my damage on defense, on the glass, and taking my guy off the dribble. Too many passes f’d up using too much left

What the heck

Coffee mill may be fried now. Great great

I wanna see something. You’re welcome.

When do I need to start my sunflowers inside? I always forget and end up throwing the seeds right into the ground.

It’s not even 10am yet, as far as I can remember I haven’t taken my adhd meds yet but I have already done more than I really wanted to today. If today was a nes game I’d be rebooting so fast.

Definitely don’t use your expensive coffee mill to grind flavored coffee. Did you know they put bittering agent in canned air? Definitely don’t use canned air to clean your clogged coffee mill. Definitely don’t run canned air contaminated beans through the mill u cleaned with rubbing alcohol

Not sure which person I’d like to meet in a dark alley more. It’s a toss up between the “oops you missed the best part” asshole or whichever dickweed sold all the recipe sites ad blocker blocking software.

@icculus.bsky.social what should I watch

When he isn’t getting ready for the bus yet.

These breaking news sports days are the days I miss twitter the most.