Which gambling app can I use to bet on flea market flip reruns?

Cream cheese is on the smoker.

@icculus.bsky.social stinger is the sub of the week 🤔

@wolfenhaus.bsky.social turns out I’ve had a torn rotator cuff for a decade. Just got a shot the other day so I’ll get through spring ball and golf but I’m gonna get it fixed in the fall so I’ll have to take a year off from ball. I’m gonna need to find a new schtick. I’ll workshop some stuff.

Mighty -> Mighty -> Chili was definitely a choice for my dinners this weekend. 💨💨

@injest.bsky.social hey buddy, hope you lose!

We are the dumbest end of game team ever

@dogsndabs.bsky.social what’s your setup? I’m on a home assistant with 50ish light bulbs that change temp based on the sun, 5-10 led strips, bunch of outlets and power strips, a few Shelly’s, thermostat for my office connected to a space heater that I run on and off based on the room temp,

@sulkirk.bsky.social took a customer to brunners today for some weck and wings….. totally forgot it was cash only and didn’t have my debit cards on me….. made the customer pay 🤦🏻‍♂️

Don’t tell @dijcrap.bsky.social

The arguments we got in the last week about me forcing my computer game addicted 13yr old to read Jurassic park. I even got yelled at by the educator in the house for forcing him to read it… well well how the tables have turned Yes it took an hour or two of the audio book to get him hooked though

@icculus.bsky.social look at these amateurs talking bout naps

Running around robbing banks all wacked off some scooby snacks.

In the market for a new 14ish” bong. These dime a dozen vape shops don’t seem to have decent glass. Anyone have a line on nice glass I can buy online or in WNY?

Not the early game Saturday, not the early game Saturday, not the early game Saturday Not the early game Saturday, not the early game Saturday, not the early game Saturday Not the early game Saturday, not the early game Saturday, not the early game Saturday

This Hachis Parmentier (ya I pasted that) I’ve been making the past 4 hours better be fuckin good.

Made some chicken noodle soup. As per usual my noodle dumplings are way too big. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten the noods locked in before.

How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?

@dr0girl.bsky.social where do you get that vanilla?

Ugh I can’t believe I have to pretend to work tomorrow

The vanilla custard I made is freakin delicious. This ice cream thing is prettty pretttty easy. Might go pro

Lol

Just churned the ice cream I made yesterday around this time. Not saying I knew, but I knew.

@icculus.bsky.social 2 naps already done, aiming for 3 more

@sulkirk.bsky.social did I do this right?

Wanna go for a riiiiiiiide

Working at a small company really has its perks. Take this incredibly thoughtful anniversary recognition for example.

I’m a menace.

Ugh I can’t believe I have to pretend to work tomorrow

Maybe you shouldn’t be driving if your Toyota Yaris has significant damage on 3 of the 4 corners and the flashers are stuck on

Bongs

Beef stick consumption Jan 1 - Dec 24th: 1-2 beef sticks Dec 24 - Dec 32: exactly 30 beef sticks.

Can we at least kill tom before he leaves Buffalo?

@icculus.bsky.social #gobills

@sulkirk.bsky.social only house on the block that didn’t get their garbage emptied. Think it may have been frozen to the ground and they couldn’t grab it 🤦🏻‍♂️

Wasnt gifted a single tattoo this Christmas. Rude af.

@icculus.bsky.social Xmas nap went hard

“Hey dad, do you think thriller is on this album?” Don’t have kids, merry Xmas

Do do do do do Jack Frost

Dunking my T. rex and ufo Christmas cookies in my coffee like baby Jesus would have wanted

@icculus.bsky.social @peteforgets.bsky.social you guys coming in for moe in February?

Guts rearrangement syndrome

Is the best job in the world the person who comes up with names for vape flavors (weed and nicotine) or is it the teams that pound out all the sick pharmaceutical jingles?

Adding to the #dentistsky posts lately. Just got my front tooth repaired for the 3rd time in 2 months! It’s my favorite nail biting tooth. How the shit am I supposed to stop biting my nails?

Spinning some of my 13yr olds gifts while wrapping.

Traditional Christmas cutouts ready for frosting.

@wolfenhaus.bsky.social my 8th grade basketball team won 52-35 this morning. First time we’ve ever got past 50. Total domination.

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