MsKita⭕
@magicthursday.bsky.social
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I made chicken noodle soup yesterday and then overnight bone broth. I feel so mature.
5 months ago
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Agreeing with
@scottmik104.bsky.social
that the weather app didn't say shit about this
5 months ago
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I just made a "call back" phone call that I have been putting off for a long time and guess what? It went to fucking voicemail bitches!🥳🎉💫
6 months ago
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Not a fan
6 months ago
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Happy Birthday
@steelytom1.bsky.social
! You are one of my favorite things that I bought online and turned out to be better in real life. Love you😘🥰
6 months ago
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Happy Birthday ALLISON!!!!!🥳
@alialibobaly.bsky.social
I hope you're having the best day🥰
7 months ago
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Guy in car next to me just saw me hop in with my fresh hot coffee grab me phone charger tip my cup and try to plug it in the bottom😞
7 months ago
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Hi
@simonb72.bsky.social
👋
8 months ago
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Happy Caturday fuckers
8 months ago
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Sputtering away on a moped with the crown jewels is such a moment.
8 months ago
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Went to a new bbq place
@scottmik104.bsky.social
loved the food. I just served him the leftovers with some homemade chips and coleslaw. He said everything was all too salty. TF? I salted the homemade chips as one must🙄
8 months ago
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Just told my Dr. that I went off my meds cold turkey last week because I forgot to bring them with me when I went out of state. She didn't give "proud"
9 months ago
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@scottmik104.bsky.social
I was close but I actually stopped at the AI answer
9 months ago
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Wtf is this I found this morning? Thought we weren't allowed to waste beer in this house?
9 months ago
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It's midnight and I thought you should know I am making an adorable baby shower basket.
9 months ago
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Someone said Jesus did come for the rapture but he was intercepted by ICE. 🤣😂🤣
9 months ago
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Babysitting today so I'm gonna spend my down time on rapture tiktok messaging the believers my venmo. Wish me luck!
9 months ago
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Happy Caturday! From our 2 very different girls.
9 months ago
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I made Birria tacos and elote corn for dinner so
@scottmik104.bsky.social
went out for pizza
9 months ago
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Q: What?Say it. A: Security heavy.
10 months ago
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Fair warning, I'm hearing out Lil Dicky today.
10 months ago
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This is the burger that
@scottmik104.bsky.social
said was in his top 3. Now tell the people what you taught me about Bibb lettuce.
10 months ago
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Sunday Phunday 🍻
10 months ago
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Whelp...it's 10am on 8/24 😔
10 months ago
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Factory settings on phones should have "read receipts" turned off...as well as "show dots when typing"
10 months ago
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@antmanisannoyed.bsky.social
Look what I found!😄
10 months ago
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I know I can Google it but did ESPN air a popdarts tournament?
10 months ago
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loading . . .
11 months ago
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Am I gas lighting myself or is the skunk smell really gone? Someone come smell my house. Don't look at it bitch! Just ya know... a lil sniff sniff.
11 months ago
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I thought
@scottmik104.bsky.social
was smoking really dank weed but it was just this girl covered in skunk spray🦨
11 months ago
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Status of my return: I put all of the filthy towels and blankets directly into dryer. No washing necessary.
11 months ago
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And another thing...shout out to
@steelytom1.bsky.social
for always getting us home safely. Imagine feeling so comfortable being pulled over that you can't stop laughing in the cops face?
11 months ago
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Got home,did a quick change and we're back on our bullshit😁
11 months ago
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Heading home after another fantastic weekend. Thank you
@halleycomet3.bsky.social
@steelytom1.bsky.social
for putting up with us!😘
11 months ago
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IYKYK
11 months ago
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My 50th show was okay.
11 months ago
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Another miss
@antmanisannoyed.bsky.social
11 months ago
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Happy Saturday🍹New Dominican spot in town.
12 months ago
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Just put on the new Netflix doc Trainwreck: Poop Cruise and I'm already bitching to my cat that they chose "Train" over "Ship".
12 months ago
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Petition to change it to "unrhetorical" because everyone is dumb.
12 months ago
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I joke about him but let me be clear.
@scottmik104.bsky.social
is the best man I know and I am truly blessed to be his wife. I love you so fucking much baby, Happy Anniversary😘
12 months ago
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Reason 2456 of why I hate summer: When you shave your legs,walk outside and come back into the AC'd house,catch a 1 second chill and all the hairs pop the fuck back out😔
about 1 year ago
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Just my opinion but Solar Sales guys should not be allowed to post up in home depot all day and stalk the customers...bitch I thought you were gonna help me find a thingamajig!
about 1 year ago
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Someone tell my husband 2 different men just proposed to me at home depot...but don't tell him I had to go back in and crawl around the aisles looking for my car keys (because our jean pockets are bullshit)
about 1 year ago
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Nothing quite as humbling as standing in the pouring rain at the Aldi carts without a quarter😔
about 1 year ago
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Look what I got! Thank you
@scottmik104.bsky.social
Arby's Jamocha shakes are the best!
about 1 year ago
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Happy Mothers Day! I recommend a giant martini with a bendy straw😘
about 1 year ago
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So I don't like this
about 1 year ago
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Remembered I could just clip around the yard and get that same little hit of serotonin😊
about 1 year ago
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A hugging thank you to
@riffpo.bsky.social
for sending us a beautifully packaged box of love.The friends we made along the way are the friends we'll call from jail one day🥰
about 1 year ago
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