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If a raw ‘69 That’s It For The Other One doesn’t make you feel like the Kool-Aid man, you aren’t listening to it right

wtf, kids don’t have snow days anymore?!?! Just learned NYC kids are zooming in for class all day. This world is truly going to hell in a bucket…

Snow day inspo - homemade ricotta gnocchi and a fresh tomato sauce. Pretending it’s warmer out.

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Gifted a happy accident from some Etsy manufacturer. Did they really not notice the fabric difference between the front and the back?!?! lol

Came back from 0-3 to win the season long golf bet with my buddy, so the GUILDED TERRAPIN is back in my hands. The most coveted trophy in all of sports! lol

Frank Sinatra Paul Simon Bruce Springsteen Beastie Boys Grateful Dead

Thankful I survived this attempt to kill a fly without a sliced wrist 😬 (note: he initially survived, but after I got all the glass out of the toilet bowl on the other side I went full Rambo and hunted him down)

Just fixed the sound system at the Airbnb

THE RIP IS OUT TODAY ON NETFLIX Fun fact: it was originally titled just “RIP” Watch it so I get paiiiddddd (I mean I got paid to work on it but like, I could get more)

More like It’s Ice 🧊

Bro, next time can you get less than TWENTY FUCKING ESPRESSO MATCHA MOCHA LATTE DRINKS YOU ASSHOLE 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Happy fucking [email protected] 🥳 🎈🎂 Give someone the finger for me tonight and have a blast 💃 Love ya.

Plz repost so we can home our little foster boi This is Buttnut. He is a 2yo boy who does well w/other cats and loves to play and bat things around. Alone he is more of a lap cat, but hell cuddle a bit even with other kitties playing. He is learning how to play less rough & is so sweet. Adopt him?

Been walking around work with my fly open all morning. How you doing?!?!

Overflowing today peeps 💟

@mattbusch28.bsky.social That was beautiful, thank you 🥀

Text chain full of random insights today…

wtf is this people? And, I love Doritos, but 🤢

No way the 49ers win that game w/o Bobby’s divine help 🙏

Bobby 😢 💔 🥀

This place is great so far…

The bus came by and I got on… (Ps - when the fuck did Lego get so complicated? I’ve been out of the game for awhile)

Okay, @sulkirk.bsky.social I’m feeling better now!

I’ve spent significantly less time here in the past week, and suddenly my elbow tendinitis is better. Coincidence? 🤨

Had the cooking bug all day, and a few breaks in the cal. Today’s creations, brought to you by OnionGoggles™️ (Bolognese is for tomorrow, but it might not make it at current “tasting” pace)

Mexico ‘24 photo memory album just popped up and oh man, that was really just the best time ever. So many amazing friendships blossomed from that trip. You all know who you are 🤍

🎶 All I know she sang a little while And then flew on 🎶

I jumped into the ice cream box last night and somehow landed in paradise

Please help out Harleigh and Art for NYE!!! Hit me up if you have a pair. Thanks.

Missed the first two nights, but back in town and ready to go!

First run of the year ⛷️ 🏔️ 🥶

Is there anything more satisfying…

Woah 😍

Everybody is taking pics with the dude behind me on the plane and I haven’t the slightest idea who it is. So typical.

Tell someone you’re in LA without telling them you’re in LA

It’s 9 purple to 9 red, need another vote to break the tie

Need some votes peeps. Kids and I each chose a color and had to take pics of that color on our wonders today. It seems to have devolved into a competition of whose is most “aesthetically pleasing”. We’ve agreed to put it to you to decide! So….what do you think….red, pink or purple?

Forgot to listen to this yesterday. One of my favorite under the radar JGB shows. Absolutely ripping After Midnight and Positively 4th Street. Part of the short lived Ozzie Allers era Enjoy! youtu.be/Ql42jA4z2Wg?...

Such a lovely place…

Ugh, wanted to ask this guy out to play so badly 😔

Me love cookies!!! 🍪 🍪 🍪

I’m not drooling, you’re drooling 🤤

Just overheard…”why don’t you go fuck yourself with a two by four!” Never heard this before, is it a west coast thing? I’m definitely importing it back to the east coast.

There was a double smash burger in here and it was delicious 🍔

I was today years old when I learned Venice (Beach) had canals 🤯🤯🤯

I’ve listened to this (favorite) HCS a bazillion times and it will never grow old, but paired with a Pacific Ocean sunrise I have never. So. Fucking. CHOICE!

Good morning from the other side ☀️

Happy birthday @jezmund.bsky.social 🥳🥳🥳