THIS was absolutely beautiful 🚦

Any Sphere weekend 3 people get ticket confirms yet? I’m hoping they’re going in order 🤞

Any self-respecting New Joisey Italian should get this in 2-3 tries Wordle 1,633 2/6 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Need a ruling peeps! Does my 2nd dart here count as a 🎯? Daughter not giving it to me.

Bro?!?! They ruled it a ‘hostile act’ lol

Somehow I find myself again on the aisle of Sec 119 with a spicy chick sando in my hands 🤷‍♂️

Thrifting with my daughter and she doesn’t want this $6 sick hoodie! Might have to gift it to one of yous people 💜

Happy friggin’ birthday @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social !! I was just telling @zzbenz.bsky.social yesterday that I think mine’s probably bigger than yours. Forehead, brother, forehead 😜

I hope she never stops asking for “toy soldiers” with her soft boiled eggs

‘79 Shakedown St seems a little aggressive pre 7am, but I need a kick in the ass for this workout 🥱

Haven’t seen 20 since Aug and she’s about to show up for a long visit. ❤️This may become a daddy-daughter account for the next 3 weeks. Feel free to mute 🫣

Good morning lovelies 💟

There is no way I look up during a YEMSG show and see anything else, ever again 🤡 (My friend saw way too many Dead shows there)

Thank you @bobbby.online for introducing me to this sandwich last year

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It would be super cool if #phish included a daytime showing of Alice in Wonderland with the ticket purchase

And there it is…

Comfy food kinda night

Of course she chose the Cheetos 🐆

I can’t put in words how stunningly beautiful the Ocedoc is when she’s staring at you from 10’ away 🤎

Still seeing stars 🤩

Happy MF’ing birthday to this beautiful person!! We will celebrate in style tonight my friend my friend!! 🔪 🤡 🎈 🎺 🍻 @strayney.bsky.social

I want ring my new neighbor’s door so badly and see if they are actually gingerbread people

I’m experiencing performance anxiety

I’m not crying, you’re crying

Unbelievable night at the Beacon last night. I think my son is sold on Trey! Oh, and he thinks @strayney.bsky.social is “hype” 🤟

Wild 🍄 stuffing and popovers, with some gravy. The rest is superfluous and I always wonder why I go to such effort to make it. Happy Thanksgiving peeps 🍻

Why yes mom, I do have an apron.

Trying to decide if I’m eating lunch, or skipping, so I can show up to an exciting big meal tonight absolutely famished 🤔

I only come to this bodega for the kitty

Finally got my NY 🍎 driver’s license this morning. I’m official, and celebrating with a SEC 🥯

I’d rather be a free man in my grave Than living as a puppet, or a slave 💔

How ‘bout them Cowboys! (yes, they still suck, but coming back to beat the Eagles is just 🤌)

I hope they avoided tariffs by claiming the Xmas trees are vegan

How I feel about everyone I am interacting with today irl

Maze, Fee -> Foam…that is how I got hooked at my first show 33yrs ago today 🥳 That Maze hi-hat still gets me all tingly when I hear it. Curious now…what were the first 3 songs others heard at their first show?

Grilled cheese and tomato soup weather. Also, this is basically deconstructed pizza.

HBD to probs my favorite of all the sandwiches on this chart. 11/17/73 🥳 Walton’s senior year at UCLA and he brought the team to the show. Absolutely sick show all around. 🤌

Well the sun’s gonna shine in my back door, someday! 🌞

Oh, I forgot, but the meatballs were outstanding

Lucali’s was 🤌🤌🤌

🚨 I’m sixth in line at Lucali’s for a rese tonight. There will be SERIOUS pizza pictures being posted later. Consider yourself warned. 🍕

Bill Clinton did it too has to be the worst defense strategy I’ve ever heard. How about you’re a disgusting fucking PERSON and this level of disgusting behavior has absolutely nothing to do with politics.

This ‘90 release is reminding me how and why Foam was one of the first songs I fell in love with 🫧

Scored a plant watering can from the local bar 🪴

Also a fact: the late worm 🐛 doesn’t get caught by the early bird 🦅 These are the things they don’t teach you in school! #chalkdusttorture

Love this church on my new corner. Still experiencing all its moods as the seasons and light changes

TTB ticket prices are 📈 Love ya guys, but this is a hard pass

As if this eggplant parm wasn’t outrageous enough, Casey Jones just came on the radio 🍆 🚂 🍷 🤌

Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs What’s wrong with that? I’d like to know