I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

Canvassing for one of Portland DSA’s endorsed candidates @oregontammy.bsky.social Shel’ll tax the rich and fully fund our schools, healthcare, and housing ✊🏼 @portlanddsa.bsky.social

Join the movement. Pitch in for Mitch and help the campaign meet its goal this week! secure.actblue.com/donate/m4pdx

guys you don't understand, good shows can't have happened after the year 2000 because my brain crystallized around that time

Unions endorsing Senator Sollman’s primary opponent is “bullying” and “abuse” according to Senator Sollman. 🙄

Not sending their best www.kellietorresforportland.com

every time i write about wage theft i do a double take because it's so crazy corporations steal more than $50 bn from workers' paychecks each year, illegally paying workers less than they earned for their labor that significantly exceeds the combined losses from larceny, burglary, & vehicle theft

#Portland is a whole nother level when the temps are in the 70s. It just makes you feel human again after record level rainfall and landslides 😅 Wish it was warm and sunny every day like this.

Portland has four Zohrans on city council who are fighting to get the same wins that we’re seeing in NYC. One main difference is that our Mayor, and the business class he represents, actively mobilizes his authority and reactionary networks to oppose us.

Spotted outside my office window just now. All you people who say he’s not real can fuck right off.

Leaving Portland wounds my heart. The music, art, and vibe of this city speaks to me so much on a visceral level. This city is my home away from home and maybe one day I'll move out here. Never change Portland and stay weird flying that freak flag yo

these dudes are so weird and pathetic

yesterday on tinder i saw two separate women who listed that they were "polyjamorous"

Jealous of folks who are going to be seeing Masayoshi Takanaka live, was just in Brooklyn and later in SF/LA

a nice little overlap of my brand here

praise be to allah

Evelyn Normielib: no quarter for fascists. we must crush them underfoot. they must beg for mercy and we must respond with retribution. obstruct, delay, oppose, attack Senator Herb Dorkus (D-VA):

The Custom Oregon Plate YEARN was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #YEARN

Made this incredible vegan White Cannelinni Bean soup yesterday, got to use my new (reused) immersion blender for the first time, went super well. Having it for breakfast right now

the whole "rescued a fighter" bullshit is so stupid... 1) we shouldn't be "fighting" another country, period, 2) i legit don't give a shit if this dude was shot down, captured, eaten alive, or whatever, he and our imperialist army deserved it, and 3) it's probably all bullshit anyway

Oh right. I have something for this. #RCTID

guy turned off replies and blames the fans, lmao. clown stuff. maybe take a look at literally anyone else!

Phil Neville fuck off. How do you choke that game. #RCTID Knew it was coming a mile away.

As a longtime Timbers fan you know that there was always a strong possibility that they would lose the lead

Vancouver gets bailed out.

the whole "rescued a fighter" bullshit is so stupid... 1) we shouldn't be "fighting" another country, period, 2) i legit don't give a shit if this dude was shot down, captured, eaten alive, or whatever, he and our imperialist army deserved it, and 3) it's probably all bullshit anyway

King of Cards 🟨 Diego Chara is now the MLS all-time leader in yellows

a reminder that, as long as Waymo is undercutting the popular will for public transit, they are actively making people *less* safe

It’d be cool if ✨It Happened✨ tomorrow because it’s supposed to be 80 in Portland and the street parties would hit so good

Portland Vancouver rivalry REVIVED?

Holy shit

If Timbers win this I will do unmeasurable things

Do your dance DDC 🕺

😳

donated & hope other folks do too, a true hero who is being scapegoated by the conservative apparatus #pdx

i want my character and urbain to do the dirty in lumiose

having witnessed the absolute commitment and tenacity that made the Hygiene4All hub a reality in the first place, i can safely say this: any dollar you give towards the rebuild will be put to better and more effective use than any other dollar you've parted with in your entire life $15K LET'S GO!

Might be the healthiest thing I’ve ever eaten while watching a band play: Buddha Bowl - spinach, arugula, quinoa, sweet potatoes, tofu, and pickled onions. It was amazing.

fuck it, if my dad and brother are too old for afters ill just ditch their asses lol

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Home of live Billy Strings couch tour setlists!

i have become a javokhir sindarov truther... this boy is the next #chess god

This is the first time since Phish debuted Halfway to the Moon (6/19/10) that people are halfway to the moon. #geekery

I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Fully Fund Preschool for All. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/fu...

ahahaha this still cracks me up

Rick Goose and Cameron Geese should fuck and make babey

Angine Poutine is Rick Goose and Cameron Geese underneath those masks

i just think people should stop being shitty and we should all protect the dolls

Growing up I never thought I would be in any relationship. Then I stumbled into a gay one and then a much better straight one. After a year or so solo, I've become invested and for the last 2-3 months have been actively putting in work to find one (which is a position I've never been in).