YELLOW FOR FRIENDSHIP [Patreon] Diñala Talis: pirate, engineer, and most recently an expert at finding small spaces to squirm into and hide. Is Thesilia Brier, 2nd Bloom, who has never had a floret of faer own, really the affini for the job? www.patreon.com/posts/yellow...

i got a new bike finally who wants to come ride bikes with me?

A Hungry Light got shortlisted for Horror of the Year and Debut Author of the Year, so if you liked it, I'd appreciate your vote! Or, of you didn't like them, there's other great stuff on here that deserves your vote, too!

i read the article and nothing in it prepared me for what this actually looks like

The hungry should eat, the thirsty should drink, the empty should be filled. You are not alone, you are not alone, you are not alone, and i will never stop loving you

do you think the femboy cuttlefish feel gender euphoria?

estrogen is an important part of this balanced breakfast

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if you draw one of the secret tarot cards it is important to stay calm, gently set it aside, and not let it interfere with the rest of the reading. Shuffle it back in when you're done so that it can return home.

everyone gets upset when their prophecy of doom comes true but wouldn't it be worse to be Wrong?

the hardest part of prophecy is knowing which signs and portents should be ignored

getting out of therapy like welp time to push all those feelings back down where they belong

putting a spoonful of spicy radish kimchi into my tuna salad cause i gotta do *something* to make it through the week

what if they invented a pharmacy that respected your time?

trans women are women, they even get their own version of the "are you on your period?" question when they're being a bitch— "when's the last time you did your shot?"

i cannot deny the incredible power of turning on tomodachi life and seeing your blorbo go "Hi, I'm Lucy!"

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

i bet unleasing the true power of your cursed demon arm and using it to drain the souls of your foes feels good as fuck

A Hungry Light got shortlisted for Horror of the Year and Debut Author of the Year, so if you liked it, I'd appreciate your vote! Or, of you didn't like them, there's other great stuff on here that deserves your vote, too!

failing the marshmallow test is when you know everyone would have a better time if you would start eating her out but you just can't tear yourself away from the tit worship

i love this Wikipedia illustration of the evolution of chicken tikka masala en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken...

playing a game but every time you progress, the game treats it like you're engaging in a taboo act of submission. what a good player, doing exactly what I want.

Chapter 7 live on Ao3! archiveofourown.org/works/812201... Chapter 8 live on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/bimbo-...

discovered tomie x hello kitty 2 years too late to buy a shirt of it 💔

she naku on my koro ni till i chiru

thinking about this passage in a novel i liked a lot lately for the freaks on here

made a new mii that i’m kind of obsessed with ngl

Chapter 6 live on Ao3! archiveofourown.org/works/812201... Chapter 7 live on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/155779...

Every year, I reread the LotR trilogy. This last year's reread amped me up and I started keying Middle-earth 12 miles at a time Concurrently, without meaning to, I wrote a game to run the hexcrawl I call it Lore - a Lord of the Rings Adventure Game retroclone Here's what I think is fun about it🧵

reminder that Hotend is cool as fuck. sci fi story about spaceship junkers stuck on a backwater planet and the revolutionary power of 3d printing. extremely cool worldbuilding and utterly charming characters!

As a community, we really haven't force fem'd Robin from Batman enough.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Bimbo Floret Whiplash Milla isn’t afraid of domestication. She's not looking for an owner, but she’s prepared for any relationship with an affini to escalate. So it's surprising when she receives notice that she’s being domesticated anonymously! Even more surprising? There appears to be a loophole.

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occasionally maintaining the financial spreadsheets i set up pre transition sort of feels like watering a plant i inherited from a roommate

taking domaperidone and then drinking my own milk call that reinvesting my dividends

(desperately trying to be relatable voice): yeah, my investment portfolio is doing well, but id really like to see some of that same potential for growth in my fuckin titties!

restarting voice training but this time my target voice is bubble digitalcircus

she fell asleep after this #hypnovember

@realfollowers.bsky.social oh ive been curious about this

Still feels weird that Wikipedia goes with a second hand account about how working on Pokémon helped her come out when she talks about it in her own words right here www.thefreelibrary.com/Pokemon%27s+...

mustering up the energy to do my t gel so that i have the energy to do my e injection

me, examining the trail of blood dripping from your injection site: Today will be fortunate. Consider streaming tonight, there's a good chance you'll beat your pb. you: But how big are my tits gonna get? me: Still unclear. Come back next week. *Hands you a bill for $49.99.*

i can this earring combination the kidnapper special

happy trans boxing day everybody!

updating my resume so that i can apply to my spouse for the position of housewife

taking three shots of tequila and age regressing to my late twenties

more people should ply me with alcohol tbh. im so good at drinking drinks that are bought for me

i am being plied with alcohol

fighting down the absurd temptation to wear my breast forms to work