ladies and gents we are moments away from strawberry piña coladas being served. i put on my red sweatpants and marks red sweatshirt to celebrate the occasion

popped the second beer of the day 🤭

i can't wait to post this photo again in 2036

fresh mani, boutta put on my BIRTHDAY BEST, and then i’ll be ready to get tf down

Reminds me the first time we met yous two was at the Cap for Bobby & WB in 2023

simon gave me the cutest card last night 🤍🥹

ok but who took fishmans helmet home from the nye gag?

back to regularly scheduled tiny cuddles and minimal socialization (and yes i have finally taken off all of the makeup from nye)

Just don’t shit yourself

btw we’re perfectly set up for a #wedgiefest

N3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my body is tired but my soul is ready for more lmao

this has been a suspicious amount of four part harmony phish !!

this has been a suspicious amount of four part harmony phish !!

elena just hit me with her car

i (barely) survived the dmv ! and full well know i gotta go back again soon and change my name 🫩

still looking!!!!! there’s gotta be 4 wooks looking to sit together!!!!! show yourselves!!!!

shoutout to nyc doe making us go to school in the snow on christmas eve eve 🫩

a lil billy on this second to last #musicmondaze of the year

i wanna post a music monday but it’s gotta be less then 60 seconds and you can’t see all the hard work i put in on the gild the lily riff 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

if i’m being ridiculous and honest about my yemsg wishes…. one night with as many four part harmony songs they can stand to play OR! tweezer fest but instead of tweezer it’s the wedge. and we will all call it wedgie fest. (i don’t think they have the stamina to do either🙃)

sun entered capricorn and yes, i can feel my powers growing stronger

happily holidays from us and Tiny Tim! 🤍

hate to admit it but i love a good skeet and delete. u saw what i said. no one else needs to LOL

two thoughts on this knicks game for my phish loving couldn’t care about the knicks followers: 1) MY BOY MITCH! 2) why the FUCK is OG still in this game right now. mike brown should be thibs level embarrassed about the lineups this game

reminder i am looking for a trade 🙂‍↕️

gonna hide from this app for a few hours and see who posted hog next once i’ve made some progress on my knitting project 🧶

FT only!!!! my 4 yemsg NYE tickets together in 224 (non obstructed view!!) for your 2 100s or better tickets plus cash difference 😘 (again, for trade only, not for sale!!!)

simon’s bday in 3 pics!!!!

tiny got a new jacket and he is the warmest, sportiest, readiest for a walk boy on the block!!!!!!

HAPPY HAPPY @simonb72.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!!

i think this is a good time to publicly announce i will be hosting a sphere watch party 😛 and yes mark is already working on the menu

a glass of wine. the knicks on tv. puppy cuddling under the covers!!!!! what more could a gal need?

it’s @tmsparks.bsky.social bday!!!!!!!! group pics at concerts edition lmao

friday night pre tuckers bday schmoooooooooooood, don’t even think about getting me out of the covers

day 7 of being sick: i’ve consumed almost as many phish cups of water as i have fingers and i still feel like

happy happy @strayney.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!!!!!

threw a fit tonight ! will i remember to take a cute picture? probably not!!!!

woke up on the wrong side of the bed and an hour before my alarm! i’d like 3 @rachelbotter.bsky.social morning specials please. IV if possible !

took tiny to the local dive bar and he made so many friends and now he’s so sleepy 🥰

i wish every day was @zzbenz.bsky.social ‘s birthday. so much gorgeousness on the skyline today!!! HAPPY HAPPY BENZY!!!!!

just had popcorn with buncha crunch for the first time since like 2009 so i’m on a different level tonight

josh hart catch a few (or 9) rebounds challenge GO!

just spotted a raccoon in my backyard!!!! of course i told them “good night raccoon and good night moon!!!!” because i’m a nerd

og’s been shedding hard and it shows !!!!!

RIP Donna 😩😩

tiny is scared of katie L lmaooooo

@phunkywitch.bsky.social DALE

my boy mitch in 13 minutes tonight and got 10!!!!!!! rebounds. we love to see it!

remember when i had a cool costume? little dead riding hood was the best 😭