Pouting because goose has played the past FOUR years in Portland ME and the one year I live here they don’t 🫠

Recommend everyone listening to the audio Zach Bryan just posted with a clip from a new song “fading of the red white and blue”

Sunday crosswords are so hard wtf

Since when does Royal play a synth

I did one of the TikTok trends where you rank the states you would want to live in and people from mass cannot wrap their head around the fact that I don’t want to live there but I’d live in New Hampshire or Nevada 🤣

My kind of Sunday #BMFS

Made Murphy take a photo infront of the “beans” boot car @sulkirk.bsky.social

Where can I buy stamps that’s not the post office? Hannafords? Walgreens???? Target?? Lmao

Murphy spent the past 2 days boarding at her regular day care and hasn’t left her bed since we got home lmao my little tired gurl

@rystorm.bsky.social is this the JOTY?

I hate how good this is

Iconic bumper sticker

Me: Patrick look it’s New York! Patrick: (unimpressed looking at manhattan) look there’s Red Bull arena @justjolley.bsky.social thought you’d get a kick out of Patrick making sure I knew where the Red Bulls played as we flew over New York haha

If anyone needs me today I’m trying to make a goose look like a showgirl 👀

When an uninsured American citizen gets in a traumatic accident, who is paying for it?! THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS OMFG

Can’t wait for goose to play moby tomorrow

When 13.6 million Americans lose their Medicaid and can only go to the emergency room because they have no other options to access healthcare, who’s paying for it? The American taxpayer.

I only want my first dance to be 726 ft lion king lyrics

My friends and I call borne, hungersite and dripfield the Death Valley trifecta

Wild that I’ve seen this twice haha

Ok fine this hungersite is JOTY now

I luv u borne

This is the JOTY but everyone will still vote for some mid jam from the Mann tomorrow

Yeti jam >>>

Hot love is my pee song

First Royal!

Taylor Swift relisten!!!!!!

📝 | Rolling Stone ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Showgirl is the castle she built out of all the bricks that have been thrown at her. She begged on her knees to change the prophecy, and the love she writes about here did just that. She lost her life’s work, but now the empire belongs to her.”

HIS LOVE WAS THE KEY THAT OPENED MY THIGHS OMFG

I am unwell

Me: can you play the new taylor swift album plz Patrick: puts on cannibal corpse

Once again it’s after midnight and Patrick is playing 10/30/10

Happy Life of a Showgirl night to all my fellow Swifties out there!

I’ve slept a total of 10 hours since Tuesday at 3:30pm 🫠🫠🫠

(dawn)….jam!?

I’ve only seen California magic once in California

Very vibey set so far

Should EMG be our first dance

Soooooo…..anyone have extra 100s for 12/28 and 12/29 Phish. 30th and 31st are out this year

Perks of giving ourselves lots of time for the airport — breakfast, coffee and a glass of prosecco at the Chase lounge!

1 hour and 50 minutes!!!! Not bad

Jane opened up my eyes to a lot as a kid - she was a female scientist and she was known for devoting her life to it. not to her family or children, but to her passion. i remember thinking that was so cool and it was probably the first time I realized women can be known in that way.

Incase you’re wondering what’s been posted on forest service websites. What the fuck Side note - it’s interesting this only seems to be on NF web pages and not national parks or monuments

Let’s play the game of “how long will it take us to get to Boston-Logan” 90 min? 3 hours?! We will see!!!

I just watched a video about how you should go visit NYC RIGHT NOW because the weather is perfect. Wdy mean the weather wasn’t perfect at the end of June when it was so humid at 12am I thought I was still inside MSG 🤣🤣🤣

Classic post night shift, blinds wide open, messy af bed and Murphy snuggles

Murphy dropped off at boarding! Goose in Richmond Funsies begins

I second moby

Not that anyone cares but this movie is basically the “theme/vibe” of my bachelorette party and I find it to be so fucking funny lmao my 25 year old sister, who is planning, is very confused but excited about it lol

BREAKING Dr. Jane Goodall has died. She was 91. It is impossible to sum up the impact she has had on our world and on science in a social media post. She lived a long and incredible life but I am devastated. Full Story: bit.ly/4pPcNFH