we out here

I cannot believe they sent Vladdy here but he made it, the leap into the slide is 🤌🏼

I'm glad it's listed in here, because nobody is ready to witness how aggressively Eugene Levy debases himself in an endless parade of increasingly bleak American Pie movies

Spookiness #looms

This is going around again and it is not true. Like every site on the internet, Bluesky uses machine learning to do a first-pass approximation of image classification to detect and label content. They have repeatedly confirmed outside services do not use Bluesky user data to train their models.

just got a press release from Nintendo. Yoshi got into the trash and ate some chocolate so they had to put him down

I too just saw a Ben Kingsley movie: Sexy Beast. Maybe we should all do that!

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

Sloped brow and flattened pate of a stablehand

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

Devils are always in town on the most annoying days , I’m not paying for opening day canes bullshit

HAPPY OPENING DAY HOCKEY FANS

My new invention: chocolate

October is "Breast Cancer Awareness Month." Brought to you by Big Boobs. @theonion.com

Gm

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Enjoying some Erykah Badu while preparing #soup

Enjoying John Carpenter films all month on the Criterion Channel

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

Carbo-choding

My definitely not a cop balaclava has Jesse waters asking a lot of questions already answered by my balaclava

who the fuck is outside my apartment yelling LOG OFF. show yourself coward. i will never log off .

I will never leave Nextdoor

Explaining to Nicole Kidman that I cant "just pause it" to have sex again; it's an online game.

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://theonion.com/stoner-architect-drafts-all-foyer-mansion-1819565679/

Pete Peepee United States, Census, 1910

Gm my friends listen to some music

This is incredible camera work

puter man

Going to make a roasted lemon garlic chicken with some confit garlic + tomato rice , braised leeks, roasted carrots and broccolini hbu

I'm now seated for The Smashing Machine. Then, once my pathetic dick and balls are nice and flat, I'm going to go to the cinema to see the new Dwayne Johnson movie

Need to pick a book to read next ,

I’ve no coffee guess I’ll walk into traffic

Average lib

three