Home alone petting my dogs and preparing to become #wed on the morrow

me going through my fridge

I am glad that everyone arrived at the same Dark puddle shart joke by first principles

You can no longer hang out at a coffee shop called Poopies on the strip because of woke

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #filmsky #CINEMA #mostrecentisinprogress

wanted to see what Mr. Beast would look like without teeth and now you have to see it too

Rewatched Airplane. Any suspense is largely toothless... the movie does best when leaning into comedy

‘Darkness warshed over the Dude’

What even is a song anyway?

Thought Dark Puddle was the end result of #shootingLiquid

‘Netanyahu prostate cancer’ are the sweetest most dulcet words you can hear

is this the most helpful graphic on all of Wikipedia?

Aka a shart

Da fucc is dark puddle?

this is the stupidest way imaginable for a social media website to handle multiple images way to fuck up memes, devs! Brilliant move!

Nintendo Switch 2 for $399.99 coming next again on Woot Off (will sell out fast, coming up after the $3.99 deal for Chamomile Ricitos de Oro) buff.ly/VZ6MqOv #ad

#Burgers #loom

Why are pics showing up as a slideshow instead of a grid. Shit sucks!

Michael jackson haters love to bring up the nude photos of young boys in his bedroom safe, but they never mention all the normal stuff in his house: picture frames, tables, lamps, etc

On Rudy Gobert COVID night???????

come ON

new sports graphic alert

Can’t stop watching the broth video. Every time they add a spice to that giant pile at the end, my eyebrows just keep getting higher and my eyes get wider and wider

Tonight’s stir fry was very good

Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.

Drove past this sign earlier but couldn’t get a picture.

OH MY FUCKING GODS HERE IT COMES. THE FIRST BOARDS OF CANADA ALBUM IN 13 YEARS. PRAISE BE TO THE DARK LORD. WE NEEDED THIS NOW MORE THAN EVER. 🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌 #BoardsOfCanada #WarpRecords

Watch out universe. You can’t hide your secrets from her forever.

New Boards of Canada will be enjoyed

Looks legit 👣

day one of the press tour and we're starting off HOT!!!

This doesn’t make much sense to me. There are a lot of hits. Think it’s fair to say they were more of a radio band than an album band I guess tho

Oh heck yeah, Franmil Reyes in a Nippon-Ham commercial

Disgraced shithead Bryan Singer has been broken upon the wheel (Source: tinyurl.com/2p9tcm6y)

Bro I can’t do this rn

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These look really cool.

Monday mood