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di rige di kan
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Min tyska tjejs dotter har ju beslutat sig för att inte hata mig längre. Idag när hon kom hem från skolresa gav hon sin mamma presenter, och sa sen till mig att ”jag köpte inget till dig, du får ju äran att jag inte hatar dig längre” och ärligt talat, fair enough
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i don’t know what to do with this information
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21 minutes ago
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Om ditt skägg är lika brett som din mun, samt längre än vad det är brett, kommer jag utgå ifrån att du är nazist
about 11 hours ago
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Anders Nilsson
about 11 hours ago
Åh, jag vet precis vad jag vill plantera den bredvid!
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fuck this jeff guy, I’m sure you freaks love this shit
over 2 years ago
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PHENOTRANS
over 2 years ago
What if instead of millions of microscopic sperms we came one big, footlong sperm and we had to stomp on it until it stopped squirming every time we were done masturbating
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Love this comment though. New cute nick name just dropped
6 months ago
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sex partner: oh I could cum but I don’t want to yet me, throwing gang signs outside and inside them for half an hour, tongue basically bleeding: yeah, cool, sure
9 months ago
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chelsea bridge 🏳️⚧️
almost 3 years ago
✨ i just like picking her cum out of my teeth after lunch ✨
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Gående borde alltid ha företräde och ljusen borde slå om direkt när man trycker på knappen
about 11 hours ago
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TeenagePhlebotomy
3 days ago
The Ass that Launched a Thousand Shits
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weeder
4 months ago
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Ernest and Kumar goes to Whitecastle
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about 19 hours ago
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my drafts are mostly horny posts that probably should stay there, but hey, it’s Friday!
1 day ago
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as global warming proceeds all Rivalries will be Heated and there will be no ice for hockey so it will be all gay sex
about 21 hours ago
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noam
about 23 hours ago
Finally, bluesky reaches its apotheosis: ONLY alt text
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Call-E
about 21 hours ago
Du och jag, är vi ett annat slag? Är vi en cum-mottag?
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Titane Flamboyant
about 22 hours ago
Bukkakes orkester
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Dålig nog att ersättas av AI
5 days ago
De bästa vinfaten byggs med kärlek.
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Hey fellow millennials, to spice up your next family gathering you can drop the fact that several studies and measurements show that average intelligence steadily increased up until us, and is declining. Meaning we are the most intelligent generation alive.
about 21 hours ago
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton
1 day ago
Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.
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Friday! Time for spicy nudes!
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Haus of Decline
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Was going to read a short story to my gf on the phone yesterday and picked Angela Carter’s “The Executioners Beautiful Daughter” at random and dear reader, it is NOT a romantic read
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people are really out here saying anything huh?
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1 day ago
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)
1 day ago
It’s illegal to share this elf. I am simply sharing the elf so that you are aware of which elf is it illegal to share
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Ett till filter, lite nya växter och pinnar.
1 day ago
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Värde lösa bilder från kamera rullen Fredag!
1 day ago
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my drafts are mostly horny posts that probably should stay there, but hey, it’s Friday!
1 day ago
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In case anyone in Berlin is in dire need of some shrimp for freshwater aquarium, please come get some. If you can show that you have a nice tank setup you can have them for free. (The small ones would make good live food for puffers or something similar also) 🐠🦐
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Neocaridina Garnelen
Red fire sakura / red rili mixed breed. Jungtiere (ca. 5–8 mm) 10x pro 1€ Erwachsene Tiere 5x pro...,Neocaridina Garnelen in Berlin - Friedrichshain
https://www.kleinanzeigen.de/s-anzeige/neocaridina-garnelen/3449632143-138-3351
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I just realised this is not the first time my hypomania makes me really into power metal. Need to find something that doesn’t have the scent of Hitler particles though. At least Týr have openly stated that they are not Nazis, but the whole white masculine Viking thing is sus as fuck.
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TÝR - Hold The Heathen Hammer High (Official)
YouTube video by Napalm Records
https://youtu.be/fu2bgwcv43o?is=bRw_1fomYnK-g-Oj
1 day ago
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Found a flock of young single crows that hang out not too far from my house. Gonna befriend them and teach them to attack my enemies
1 day ago
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Hey bipolar bluskies what does your hypo/mania sound like? Mine sounds like this
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Luke Stupor
1 day ago
Prove it
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'Minions & Monsters' Director Says Minions Never Worked For Hitler
Although the Minions have served some of history and fiction's ultimate baddies, even they draw the line at fascism.
https://deadline.com/2026/07/minions-monsters-director-minions-never-worked-hitler-1236973613/
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Skönt att man är medicinerad och känner sig själv och kan kanalisera sin energi och impulsivitet till ”jag får ett ärende jag behöver, och unnar mig EN akvarieväxt som en treat” istället för ”JAG MÅSTE ÅKA TILL PARIS MEN FÖRST KÖPA ETT 300 LITERS KAR”
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Matilda: du postar lite som att du är hypoman Jag: nejdå, jag råkade bara dricka för mycket koffein och snöade in på den katolska schismen Jag: tror jag.
1 day ago
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Lizzy
over 2 years ago
Damn boy, are you a natural high because I don't feel anything.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢
2 days ago
“What are you going to do, excommunicate me?” - Bishop excommunicated
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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew
2 days ago
Bluesky is both the sports app and the Catholic schism app, everything you’d need in one place
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ghoulnoise
2 days ago
she excommunicate my bishop till i schism
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The language of Catholic bureaucracy is so delicious. Delict, Schism, Papal, Excommunication, Dicastery, Doctrine, Pontifical Mandate, Apostolic Nunciatures, Diocesan…
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I think the Swiss Guard should have black ops branch to deal with heretics. they should, of course, also be forced to wear the clown outfits though.
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Rodger Sherman
2 days ago
Getting the boys together for this Austria-Spain matchup
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The Schism is my FIFA World Cup
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The Society of St Pius X Schism is the Boat Stuck of 2026
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1 day ago
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Aaron Parnas
2 days ago
The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.
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live from the great American state fair
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2 days ago
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Checking in on Mich McConnell like
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2 days ago
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Do you know the Muffler Man?
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2 days ago
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Pope Leo with the Ban Hammer
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