Rewatching Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room and omg there's only one normal person in this story and it's the Fortune reporter

I'm oiled up rn

NO I DON'T WANT NO SCRUB A SCRUB IS A GUY THAT CAN'T GET NO LOVE FROM ME

SLUGGO’S SATURDAY

the BBC released a documentary about eden today and i urge you and everyone you know to watch it

lmfao

tonight in r/washingtondc: reddit user OnceIFuckHerIJunkHer leaves bad review of local restaurant and observant posters note he's an r/infidelity regular

Looking through my unofficial transcript and apparently I was on the dean's list in 2023 and didn't even know??? 💀

Feeling a bit disheartened reading through the grad school applicant subreddit but I feel like even if I get rejected by everybody I'll be ok. I'll just work harder so I have more stuff to brag about and try again next year.

with vivek ramaswamy being fired from DOGE it has me thinking about how we’ll never get this podcast. i was so ready for them to create the worst podcast of all time

i want to ask elizabeth warren if she’s seen this image

Ughhh I have to go to work today after my weird low blood sugar/panic attack thing? yesterday SIGH. O well I just hope everybody's chill about it

I started trembling randomly at work today and had to gwt picked up by my dad. I feel fine now I just fucked up by skipping lunch in a physical job. I'm mostly just embarrassed about going back to work tomorrow. I cried in front of the children's librarian. Not that much, but enough...

So typical: Lynch cannot accept a compliment for his work on Twin Peaks without immediately stopping to make sure @markfrost.bsky.social and their collaboration is properly credited.

Ughhh just bumped into an hr person in the elevator and i was cool at first but said something a bit weird and it was cringe. Nothing too bad tho but ugh. Whatever ball up top

THIRD LETTER OF REC SECURED BITCHESSS

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

THEY JUST CONFERRED MY DEGREE! I'M A COLLEGE GRAD!!!

Didn't realize I was only wearing a sweatshirt until I stepped foot out of my apartment building but I'm already running late so I must thug it out

HAPPY JANUARY 6TH

My dad watched Passengers the other day and really liked it so we watched it together and I didn't like it at all. It's so rapey holy shit!! I can't believe this got through production and nobody said anything

i have just been made aware of the old english term for penis woman. the -estre suffix is the female agent suffix denoting a woman who is skilled at a particular occupation or craft, so you can interpret this as being skillful. waepnwifestre. skilled penis woman.

One time Bill Kezos linked me to an article about a Black professor trying to teach racial justice, and being confronted by a hostile atmosphere dominated by a few black students who made others afraid to engage. I have thought about it a lot. I think I have something worthwhile to say now about it.

Watching I Saw the TV Glow on NYE so I can have an identity crisis at midnight

They said I was a fool to go to clown college BUT I'LL SHOW THEM *honk honk*

i am going to make one thousand luigi mangiones

Luigi being charged with terrorism in a city that actually had a terrorist attack committed against them that resulted in nearly 3000 deaths. like, the math is not mathing and we all know why

"I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit" - Gandhi

Shorty fine but she lives in staten island...

u kno he fw the dolls

The feds are always telling me my ass is fat

There's an unpleasantness in my brain that makes me feel undesirable to anybody and I know it's not true but sometimes I feel that way regardless... I know I'm hot I just wish I felt that way all the time instead of only on my good days 😮‍💨

Big papa pickle

I'm starting to think this work party is AFTER work and if it is I'm gonna cry I'M SO TIRED I JUST WANNA SLEEP but I already contributed to the white elephant thing and said I would be here FUCK I hope I'm wrong

Sometimes I get really into writing something academic and I start getting imposter syndrome like I can't shake the feeling that this paper so far is the scribblings of a teenager even though I know my writing is solid

Zoom not working so I have to call my professor... I've never called a prof so I'm a bit nervous it feels too casual but whatever we ball

This is probably the major legacy of Gamergate at this point: the creation of a parallel economy of rage-baiting grifters continually trying to spin up “controversy,” generally aided by media outlets who are equally interested in farming attention. It really fucking sucks

Just felt a bit dizzy for 3 seconds am I getting old

TIME IS PASSING

Second letter of rec secured!

Just took a shit in the work bathroom 👍

Secured a letter of rec from my professor! 🫶

Just wrapped up an all nighter. I'm the best college student ever no one compares to my writing abilities at 5am

Took a bunch of nice shower pics, I don't have much experience talking nudes but I think they turned out very well

I was told explicitly by a top nyt exec, Carolyn Ryan, that the nyt would never hire a trans journo who’d ever covered trans issues. By her account, a trans journo versed in the issues is by definition biased. That is not ofc a standard the nyt applies to any other group or issue. (Nor should it)

I don't think I could live without my balls cause that's how I cum