Tear their heid apart, Mexico

GOL

I see North America is too uptight to start the World Cup at the top of the fucking hour

A Tale of Two Halves

The NBA posted a thing called "NBA Finals Full Game Highlights Extended." It's 58:22 long, so it must just be the last 2 minutes of the game.

At halftime I worried that I didn't have strong enough drugs to deal with the frustration and now I'm worried that I don't have enough drugs to put me to sleep

Oh no! I forgot to cancel my congratulatory singing telegram to the Spurs locker room!

The people whose entire internet personality is "I hate New York" are scraping right now pour one out for them

How are the Knicks doing this without a McDonald's character talisman?

Translation for non-sports people: Moonlight has just beaten La La Land for Best Picture.

Imagine being so dumb that you, the tallest human on earth, think you can fit inside someone else's head

$10k was cheap for that entertainment.

(maniacal laughter)

Im yelling “go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!”

Been "watching" the game this way since halftime. This has been a much more enjoyable experience imo

Space Jam halftime comeback incoming

new york (ap) — inspired by donald trump, the new york knicks shit themselves

It'd be nice if I lived in a world in which it were less plausible that after game 2 the league mandated that there must be at least 6 game telecasts for our broadcast partners to recoup their investment sponsored by a gambling app

I do blame Trump for the Knicks stuff by the way. He’s such a unique vibesmonster. Just a succubus of any and all joy. A sleep paralysis demon that takes anything that looks like light and turns it into the visage of death. He is intent on haunting anywhere happiness appears for even a second.

Purely speculation but maybe the Knicks might've played better team defense if the refs didn't call 3 fouls(?) on them in the first 90 seconds of the game

During the quarter break someone important must've told the refs their scales of justice had gone vertical

Dolan decided inviting The Special Little Boy and picking a fight with the mayor was more important than a ring. in a just world he’d be in The Hague

If I got away with literally every illegal thing I did I'd act like Wemby too

I don't have drugs that are hard enough for this NBullshitA

The only mistake Mitch made was he didn't raise his arm to teeth level

Someone please explain the concept of "goaltending" to these refs as they seem unfamiliar with it

It's nice to see Mick Jones (who I did not expect) and Paul Simonon having fun.

I have a degree in linguistics. #comedy #jokes #funny #standupcomedy #standup

lol Lmao even

Of course he’s a SPURS fan They got him out of going to Vietnam

Breen said "Wemby surrounded by Knicks" and I immediately thought of every blurry still image I've ever seen of the Loch Ness Monster surfacing.

[gets shot with a gun by Wemby] That’s a foul on you actually,

where can i get merch of the word SNACKS as the knicks logo asking for a friend

The MSG crowd is happy to see this guy

Each game I think "Well the officials can't be any worse next game" and each game I'm wrong.

* SAN ANTONIO HAS “AGREED IN PRINCIPLE” TO SURRENDER: AXIOS

I refuse to accept the premise that a Michelob Ultra is an incentive for… anything, really.

When the Pirates are in the World Series this year, Celebrity Row behind the dugout is going to be something else. Michael Keaton, Wiz Khalifa, the guy from Mike and Molly, probably Michael Keaton again. It will be global

Knicks in 3

Refs call a flagrant against the Spurs challenge

They heard someone who has committed especially heinous crimes is in the building

Each of the Knicks 6 turnovers is 100% their own fault. Tighten that shit up and make sure the broom closet is well stocked.

Sign my petition to NYPD Jessica Tisch to arrest Wemby for assault

Next time the Spurs are looking for a jersey sponsor I recommend

The way these refs deal with egregious violence I hope they never become cops in a town with a school system

Alcoholics Anonymous should sue Victor Wembanyama for taking 12 steps on every drive to the hoop