Only '90s kids remember Benny & Boebert on Nickelodeon Sunday mornings.

Usually these letters end acknowledging that there "may be some inconvenience" but this one straight up guarantees there will be inconvenience.

Lemmon & Matthau Randall & Klugman Lennon & Perry Khanna & Massie

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

Good morning

Happy Presidents Day!

Michael Jordan? The baseball player?

Let's Chumba!

🎶Never chew a pickle when you're scoring 4 on Tickle🎶 #COYG

Gunnersaurus beat Crusty the Pie 3-1 in the shootout.

#COYG Make Wigan your plaything

Platner's dismissive comments about sexual assault in the military were so disgusting that a candidate who had experienced assault in the service dropped out to endorse Mills rather than risk Platner getting into the senate. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/progressiv...

excuse me

Happy Valentine’s Day! 🧡💙

Love it when the posts go together @razzball.bsky.social @jav.scd.lol

I can't find a violin smol enough to play for Rodri after reading these quotes by him: "I know we won too much and the people don't want us to win...," and "It's not fair because we work so hard." I consider his attitude to be violation # 116.

Watching my favorite YouTube music reactors experience the video for "Beat It" and realizing the world would be a much better place if we solved our conflicts with dance battles.

LMFAO

Finally bit the bullet, moving to the country to eat a shitload of peaches

Why just have a Daytona 500 when you can have a Daytona 500 Alfredo?

if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words

GIFT LINK: www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

"The political ineptitude of the magnates of industry and finance was no less than that of the generals and led to the mistaken belief that if they coughed up large enough sums for Hitler he would be beholden to them." Shirer, William L. The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich (p. 237)

That's it for Brentford v Arsenal, we now take you to Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher masturbating

Remembering Lenny Randle, born on this date in 1949

Our Mosquera is running! #COYG

Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort

Well it was a set piece, which most EPL media and pundits consider inferior, so I'm sure they'll be disappointed.

Noni noni boo boo #COYG

While still in high school I snorted cocaine off of the top of the toilet tank in a local dive bar women's restroom, but I would've refused if it were off of the seat.

🎶Different Arsenal opponent, still projecting🎶

#COYG Win da #BREARS game

I still do, but I used to too

Found my copy in time to celebrate

I remember seeing the movie "Tapeheads" and thinking whoever came up with a fictional restaurant that featured chicken and waffles was a genius writer.

🎶I say Whippet Whippet good🎶

Meanwhile, even though I personally was not fond of it I kept the name my rescue dog had when I adopted her because I thought she might appreciate 1 familiar thing when everything else was new to her.

I accidentally put a post into "drafts" that I meant to discard and now it won't go away

Pam Bondi’s skull appears to be trying to push it’s way out through her face, as if even her skeleton wants nothing to do with her.

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

I wonder what Mike Francesa's opinion is of Mets non-roster spring invitee Adbert Alzolay.

I see they're bidding has already begun on the TPUSA halftime show in 2027

Sometimes I remember Reagan removing Jimmy Carter’s solar panels and I think we’ve been enduring this shit for way too many years.

Jeffrey Epstein and his associates have multiple close ties to Lifetouch, the one (1) company that takes school pictures for pretty much all elementary schools. Truly breathtaking corruption and criminality.