We tried to door dash pong pong balls and literally wool dryer balls were delivered. At 935 on Saturday

We in this spelling bee

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

Omgy fave childhood snack!!

🧵 A nice circumhorizontal arc (informally known as a fire rainbow, which is a misnomer) over West Virginia captured by Christa Harbig! It is an optical phenomenon belonging to the family of ice halos, so it is neither fire nor a rainbow. ➡️ apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap21083... 🔭 🧪 #science 1/3

Omg the one of the corgi couple that go for walks in my neighbor's name is MILDRED!! I heard her mama saying "No, no Mildred!" I bet they call her Milly!!!

Do not talk too much, do not talk too much, do not talk too much, do not talk too much, do not talk too much, do not talk too much

Deleting 180,528 records from a ginormous database is stupid

How come sticking triple "antibiotic" ointment doesn't cure my sinus infection

Jk Dolly is fine

I could drive you crazy yes I can! open.spotify.com/track/6xgCx5...

EVERYONE PRAY FOR DOLLY Y'ALL! I WOULD NEVER ASK FOR PRAYERS IF IT WASN'T IMPORTANT!!

Hot diggity I get back to back expense report payments these last couple of checks! Yaa-

Oh wow! It's that crazy. Kind of time of year when it literally smells like patchouli outside

You guys Art the Clown is fucking FUNNY and the more I watch him the more I love him

Lol Tyler Childers chugs honey

Awwww he went to the pit for Sierra for me!!!

If the theme for Greensky Halloween is dress like your favorite greensky song how will I ever choose? My first instinct was a bad guy in silent films, lit up by candles and space between the shadows. Wouldn't have to say nothing or sound mean.. just wouldn't smile much or look to clean.

Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool cool. I guess it's good that he's going to be getting more hours because two people quit... But I'm also very concerned that two people quit..

"Tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection." ??? I hope my doctor is telling ME that bc how tf do I know?!

Well I was gonna use PetSmart and get 10% cash back but they apparently quietly removed the Favorites feature from their app/website and well I don't fucks with that. Who needs 10% cash back when the same shit just costs less at the grocery store.

Ex-Girlfriend by No Doubt

Lmao GOT EM!!!! I can see my dude in the pit at Panic 🤣🤣🤣 ripping the penjamin

Got to visit with all my family today for my niece's birthday and it was actually perfect and my mom is actually gonna host Thanksgiving this year and told me so today 😁

Why does Michigan need Spirit of Christmas stores when we got Bronners??? It's literally the Christmas Wonderland and it's open year round!?

Cleaning lady at the office has taken it upon herself to label the price per item on a sticky note on all the bulk stock of the cleaning supplies that are stored in the back for some reason. It's in a red sharpie too so seems very passive aggressive since no explanation? She doesn't buy these items.

I'll do anything to stay in shape, other than work out or eat right.

This is the content I am here for tho

FUCK I was lost on the discovery tab 😭

"Hard launch the baby" is the only acceptable way to announce your baby to me going forward okay?

Sup burnout fam!!

Zeus is sleeping so hard I almost don't wanna wake him up to go to bed. He spent the night at his auntie's house yesterday where the 5yo nephew lives so I think he is exhausted

Lake Superior is so fucking big there is a whole ass mountain inside of it! Swimming drone explores underwater mountain in Lake Superior - Bridge Michigan share.google/HgOj8aLu7xFY...

STFU!!! news.artnet.com/art-world/pa...

Art the Clown is so fucking funny maybe I wanna be him for Halloween

Oh I guess I can't do insta anymore either. 🤣 "Why are you always yelling at people on social media?" BECAUSE THEY ARE THE WORST!!

Job fair nerds!!

Lol featured movies when I opened tubi okay I guess this is it!!

Bedtime or Terrifier 2??? Or should I go back to All Hallows Eve and really get the beginning?

I've been waiting all year to repost this 🎃

It's Mike Wazowski!!!

WOAH

I am once again wishing I had kept track of how many times I had to explain indeed algorithms to someone who makes thrice my salary

I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM YELLING TODAY BUT

My back cracked so good at the chiropractor today SHE WAS READY

New low flow toilets at the office flush with such gusto but then the sound doesn't last long enough for me to shit thru the flush quietly.

My face has been stuffed up for over a week and I'm really over it