Why are the clouds going backwards

Looks like it'd be scratchy, for sure!

feels like this was made just for me

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STOP DOING CALCULATIONS!!

I am once again wandering around the house with my tits out and no one is kissing them

I set up the auto feeder & water thing for Steve for when we'd be on vacation but idk I might just keep them on operation from now on bc he's so much less messy!!

Alright alright, sts9 tickets secured and then also the oil change place, one of the owners legit called me just now and said he'll reimburse me for the receipt for the repairs and give me 2 free oil changes!!

Well I was excited about taking my mom to Pine Knob but now the looming storms and heatwave potential is making me just wanna get naked in my besties pool

Omg in trying to troubleshoot issues with this applicant manager site that we use and I think I may have discovered something causing the problem. I hope I'm right.

Cool, trying to catch up from being gone for vacation for a week and the website I use for my job won't load and then is taking ages to load once it's open 😭

Get to see my girlfriend today and our bf and I'm ☺️🤭

Saw one of my favorite totems of all time again at Forest and I was right next to the dude so I went over and told him I loved his totem and I'd been seeing it for a few years and it's perfect. And then he gave me an enamel pin of the design!! It's like a simple female figure with a Stormy head

Bless the HR manager at this facility I'm at today during my re-entry day being one that actually eats and she was starving when I got here and wanted food as bad as I did 😆😆

Holy shit our friend from Buffalo brought us sponge candy and I've finally had sponge candy and I HAVE NOT BEEN LIVING LIFE

Steve is SOOOOO glad we came home

Thank youuuuuu to past me who forgot to bring the beers she got for the festival camping trip bc now they are here and I can drink them 💫🍺

It feels soooo good to be home and eating pizza on the couch while watching Seinfeld

Really dodged a bullet with this heatwave happening Now instead of this last weekend or Forest would have been so so hot

A Strawberry Moon is the first full moon of summer. It signals the start of summer, when strawberries ripen in the US. The name comes from the Algonquin tribes. And it's tonight.

Channel red vibes at the silent disco!

And she survived on one or two pizza slices, a few pieces of ravioli, some Mac & cheese (all yesterday somehow?) and like trail mix. Oh and beer.

They let us back in with enough time to get one last $22 can of beer BLESSED FOREST!!

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Woohoo successfully disputed the $200 tip I accidentally put on the EF merch purchase!

We got ATTENTION FESTIVAL'd 😭

Eoto and Spongle Cheese Shebang!n fuck yeah fuck yeah!!

Sos to all the people I crop dusted at Forest

HOLY SHIT DANE BROUGHT US SPONGE CANDY

Wow I really truly love this alone time at my favorite place on earth!

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Last weekend I saw a baby Sequoia tree play music and NO ONE FREAKING CARES

Only took me like 12 years or something but I finally somehow snagged a VIP staff band for #ElectricForest! Yayyyyy! ⚡🌲 Let's gooooo

It's Forest week baybeees

Me on day 4 at Forest it it rains

Turns out my oil change place just didn't think it was super important to screw the drain cap all the way back on after changing my oil on Thursday! Fuck them but huzzah on getting a free oil change and noticing the issue before I drove it dry and blew up another engine.

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This is literally the last thing you want to find when you return to your car after a weekend away, about to try to drive it home 😭🤬

Alright alright alright! It's time of the year again where I may or may not get VIP passes for Pine Knob shows and I AM TAKING MY MOM TO SEE THE GUESS WHO ON JULY 3RD HELL FREAKING YAAAASSSSS

Lol I might tell you it's not a hat just to fuck with you, or vise verse but ya we definitely letting you wear the silliest of silly hats!!

And I hate to break it to you, but not one of these visitors has said “wow, everyone that’s been nice to us must be a Democrat!” None of them have asked their server at the Waffle House who they voted for. The French guy in Texas said “I love all the Ford F-850s!” There’s only one us v. them, folks

A second period this month too? Okay Blue Moon, calm the fuck down.

My favorite part about meeting other HR people in the wild is how we all have our own little niche corner of HR we're specifically doing like benefits or compensation and it's like this secret language we have lmao

One time I applied and had a super solid interview for a call center position at this credit union and now I get job emails from them and fuck them they wish they hired me

Damnit you guys I just was responding to an email to my boss and I spelled out POASTED instead of posted and it's all of yalls fault

I did not schedule the recurring Tuesday check in at 1pm from 1-115 pm for you to join the meeting 17 minutes late after I already wasted my time and ended it.

yeahhh, now that I KNOW how good this is with nugs I'm never not gonna order this. They better keep it for forever.

Sitcom characters who would've definitely been at January 6th: