7th and last KGLW show in US announced as another Rave set, Under the K Bridge, on August 23rd.

Back in DC for my 6th business trip since Feb. Wish I was still in Madison, dancing with my lady. 14th Phishaversary tomorrow. Work / life beating me down. Gonna go take a swim in the reflecting pool and reflect on all my poor decisions that led me here.

So orange fuckstick is gonna reverse this game’s result right? Right?!

My favorite woman and my 2nd favorite beer, Kwak!

10 years since an absolute all timer from @umphreys.com! One of my favorite shows I’ve attended in 18 years of following them! Utopian Fir > Muffin Man with Dweezil Zappa probably my favorite sit in ever!

Gooood Morning from Employee of the Month!

Wow! I got our office’s first ever Employee of the Month aka Greatest of All Month! My manager’s words were really sweet too. I get to pick up this monstrosity of an award tomorrow! (Money would be cooler but I’ll take it, very encouraging during a tough month for me).

I forgot to sign out of YouTube in the office and a coworker DESTROYED my algorithm as it’s now recommending mostly AI Spanish Christian Rock 😭

Heartbreaking to watch the Dutch lose with my best friend from the Netherlands. We were ready to party all night! He is hilariously brutal and doesn’t believe they deserved to win.

I feel so powerful after pulling the “as I previously stated in this chain contact xyz” (2 emails prior) to the most annoying client who never reads emails and then demands help - while I’m on other project sites.

Beautiful night for a ballgame! Company outing for Mets v Cubs!

Thiiiiss close! 🤏 www.maptap.gg June 23 99🔥 100🎯 99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 997

Last night @umphreys.com opened with Red Tape and I was psyched cause duh and wearing all red with my signature red sheer robe thing and @dranceboogie.bsky.social goes Red Cape! 😂 Can’t wait to listen back, that jam was firing! 🔥

Another big fight w/ roommate last night. I ask for clear communication since he asked me to run some errands w/ my car. he snapped, played victim, said he won’t help out around the house and we’d do it my way next time something breaks. never criticized what he did, just communicate w/ me! Childish

Saw my first Gizzy show 8 years ago tonight! Really hope I can get my ass to FOV2, regardless can’t wait for Forest Hills and to bring my dance music friends to their first shows!

I’m not merely pro-penis, I’m a

“I’d like to thank God for getting me here” No bro, you did that! But ok, be delulu King!

Fireworks out in the streets! Did something happen? Oh right, Puerto Rican Day Parade tomorrow, woo what a party this city is gonna be!

Our fridge decided to stop working today while 90° so we just took essentials to a roommate’s friend’s home who somehow has space for all of that? Eating the pint of ice cream that was left behind. Let’s Go Knicks!

@moeperiod.bsky.social + @umphreys.com at Pier 17 was tight last night! Felt like Scamp in the City! Rain cutting music short and all!

Made it in just as Attachments was starting 😂 No Fanny, No Earplugs, Many Friends, I’ll be chillin in the back! #umphreys

Well shit I’m definitely going to be late for UM tonight. 4+ hr drive home then drop off rental near venue but oof that’s too tight 😰

my mayor muslim my bagel jewish he won't always be alive knicks in five

Incredible to see that historic comeback in a hotel bar with a bunch of NYers in Massachusetts!!

I actually met a Knicks fan who was glad Drumpf was at the game on Monday 🤯 “he’s a real human experiencing life”...

My niece is my favorite human and scored two goals in her last match of the season!

Great Day 2 with my niece and nephew! Hope the weather holds so I can watch their soccer games today! #FuncleKyle

www.maptap.gg June 7 98🔥 100🎯 97🏅 92👑 100🎯 Final score: 968 Haters will say things because they don’t know me 🤓 sorry, I was this close 🤏 to representing Vermont at the National Geography Bee 😭

Fire alarm woke me up at the hotel 🥱 There’s several dozen kids soccer teams here and I’m very disappointed in this generation’s lack of ability to discretely smoke in bathrooms. Or maybe they used a George Foreman grill inside?

Do we think Keller Williams Realty has ever been to a Keller Williams show?

Sent up to “Boston” [Marlborough] to make sure this project gets over the finish line and my gosh I did not miss this drive up! But, grateful cuz job site is 30 mins from my sister’s house, so I have a hotel room instead of an air mattress!

Happy Pride Month 🌈

Me and Trey last night post show when I asked him to give a statement about ICE, MAGA and SCOTUS. #FuckDJT

Adam Hamawy is a seasoned veteran combat medic who literally saved the life of a sitting senator of the United States; volunteered to treat Bosnians and Palestinians during their genocides, helped 9/11 victims on 9/11, and this is how the NYT decides to describe him after he wins a seat to Congress.

Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈

I should call her

Is it weird, gross, both or neither to find a toothbrush in the utensils part of the dishwasher? I guess it’s all clean now… 🤷‍♂️

Just a @momadancer.bsky.social appreciation, praise and worship post. Not only is she superb at her job and the mama that provides all for her kids, but she’s incredibly hot, fun to dance with and made my birthday weekend very special spending it together with delicious eats and tasty beats! 😍🥵🤤🫠😘❤️‍🔥

So, the first of the month, sucks eh? Anyone in NYC got sweet leads on apartments or rooms with reasonable roommates, keep me in mind!

www.maptap.gg May 31 100🎯 99🔥 99🔥 95🏆 100🎯 Final score: 982 Finishing the month strong with another personal Top 10 finish, when you’ve been to 3 of the locations 😎

Need this in my festival arsenal

Arsenal loss and just got text that my sister had to put her dog Dexter down today and I am way more sad than I expected 😭 loved that guy and how demanding of attention he was and how happy he was when I’d visit and could give him tons of it. Kicking myself so hard for not driving up this weekend

KAI HAVERTZ MY LOVEEE!!!

Lesson Learned: Do not play MapTap first thing in the morning when your brain isn’t even churning yet 🫩

Just got home from a long work day and beat my high score by a point! 🤪 www.maptap.gg May 28 100🎯 99🔥 97🏅 100🎯 99🔥 Final score: 990 #TurkishRoommates

Monday birthday

Happy birthday to the brightest spark of joy! @paytheslacker.bsky.social 🥳💕🥹

This guy tried to come into Movement with 4 packs of 40 joints??? And he didn’t understand why they were like… this is not a personal amount sir. 😂 I love the attempt but at least put something else in the bag besides weed

Sunday funday

But also these pics of my hot date Friday night 😍🥵🫠 @momadancer.bsky.social