imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

Follow to cast down the false kings of men

This is me, by the way, this is who you have been making fun of in your private discord.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

just a day or so into his tenure and you're telling me he's already opened some kind of portal???

[Werner Herzog voice] Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.

It's that time of year so you know what that means, all my stuff is 50% off! Get Blood Neon, Atomic Shock, Hesitation at the Gate, and more on Itch or DriveThru, act now while you still can! radmad.itch.io www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher...

Guys with hats like this have a 100% chance of burgling your turts

Ten years. Ten entire years. Thanks for coming along, y'all.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

This is a space for tee tee harpee gee stuff but I am as of last night an award-winning* jazz trumpet player *local award but still

PITCH: Ghost who doesn’t understand the true meaning of Halloween is visited by three humans.

Talking to a college student yesterday and illustration for ttrpgs comes up and he's like "yeah I play a lot of games I just don't like D&D" and the look of delight on my face I tell ya, it was like I'd found The Chosen One. Anyway I told him to come here and illustrate for games for his portfolio.

exploration: 7 rules characters: 12 rules equipment: 2 rules combat: 63 rules magic items: 2 rules someone who is good at game design please help me fix this. my combats take 4 hours

Mike Flanagan: hey guys let's put a spooky room in this one

You are the dungeon, dark, foul, and unforgettable You are the tavern, sheltering through time You are wilds, the world in its darkness and glory You are the palace of dreams, witnessing the rise and fall of gods Four print zines, one world, all you! www.kickstarter.com/projects/san...

Hi I'm Icarus. This is my dad, Daedalus and my daed, Dadalus

Me writing a wizard text book every time I add a new wizard name only for the text book author to insert an academic slight against them then I add a bolded glossary term that is also a mechanic for the rpg and the named wizard discovered it but the author is still being petty: teehee *feet kicking*

Hey man. I thought you should know. They're making hella predictions about you on VizierTok. All kinds of advisements to the king being delivered about your ass

An absurdly complex magic system that turns the game into 80% building custom spells while talking about spells you're building: 😐 The rulebook is written like a text book for undergraduate wizards: 😮 Anyway that's the dream

Four games, one unified setting, all you! You Are... The Kickstarter comes next week! For solo journaling TTRPGs where you embody parts of a setting itself! Hit the button and get notified on launch! #SoloSept www.kickstarter.com/projects/san...

Justified is if an American police action/drama was basically just a live action shounen anime

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Coming Soon... You've been warned.

Happy Monday! We continue with the Bitter Litany, now easily our longest-running single game as the threads begin to coalesce and our heroes (villains?) Unravel their place in it. cms.megaphone.fm/channel/OSPN...

Who's got an actually functional Noun (Verb) magic system? I feel like it's something of a white whale for crunch designers

I’d like to take accountability and apologize for a mistake that made it into this week’s episode of @gamewoven.bsky.social. In the recap, The Litanist says Bahamut wears a cloak. This is incorrect, they wear a cape. I regret this oversight and I will endeavor to do better on the future.

Dear All-- I had an idea for an RPG show a couple of years ago, but I needed a few good nerdy partners and I found them. We've been working on this for over a year and in October it will arrive. It will be epic. What is it? Who is involved? Well, you'll have to watch this space to find out!

Yes, it is exactly like that.

Oh no I just had another idea about an absurdly complex hard magic system for an rpg after binging an anime (Frieren) this will happen again

"How Game Design made me a More Effective Administrator in Higher Education - A Guide to Writing Good Policy that Herds Cats for You"

Things are getting pretty meta... www.kickstarter.com/projects/san...

Oh cool yeah sure I'd be happy to sub for the local symphony. Oh neat we're doing Ellington's Harlem and Rhapsody in Blue and a piano concerto by a living black composer w a black performer that's awesome. ... ... what do you mean Roger fucking Ingram is sitting in Jesus christ I need to practice

That's right! Today on the @oneshotnetwork.bsky.social YouTube channel the first episode of the new R and D Season with @thekappachris.bsky.social and @walle132.bsky.social. On the first episode we have @ryomasa.bsky.social talking about that Yeehaw life!

You are... The Dungeon The Tavern The Wilds The Palace of Dreams Build a world with four solo journaling TTRPGs. And remember, none of this happens without you. www.kickstarter.com/projects/san...

Draw Steel question: I saw someone on reddit mention it would be an easy hack to make a modern combat game with magic - Like tactical breach wizards - Due to the way combat uses a lot if positioning and such. Anyone played it think that opinion has legs? It's a fixation for me

Times are heard at your friendly local RPG creatures. Post a review, spend a buck, share a post, be kind to people and tell them how great their games are!

shrikepublishing.itch.io/get-in-loser... The year is 2017. The model kilogram is a year away from retirement. Two Teams One Prize and a Junior Detective hot on the trail. Get In Loser, We're Stealing the Kilogram! A ttrpg for Just $7.50. Great for parties. Made with @rathayibacter.itch.io

*spins a chair around* you know who else PLAYS a pretty CRITICAL ROLE? I'll give you a hint: When you reject Him, it's like a DAGGER in his HEART.

Ohhhhh it's getting good here on Gamewoven as we dive back into Bitter Litany. The drama is starting to escalate as we see thd outcome of Bahamuts chat with Laurali and follow Anatel outside the Citadel chasing a vision from his Sangarch. cms.megaphone.fm/channel/OSPN...

At dawn, you rise. Light scatters across you, highlighting moments of growth and renewal. Even catastrophic events bring about change, bring about the future. You are the surge of wave and the whisper of wind. You Are the Wilds theothertracy.itch.io/you-are-the-... #TTRPG

don't care what people do with my games once they pay me for them, but I DO think that if someone comes online like "well I did this and it sucked" I should be allowed to clown on them repercussion-free like no shit that's why I didn't write it that way, like I shouldn't have to be nice lmao

Have you played Blue Prince and thought - can I have more of this, but in TTRPG form? Then you're going to love Homecoming - explore a spooky manor room by room, uncovering family secrets as you search for your mother - while the house tries to make you leave. www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

AFAB: Assigned female at birth AMAB: Assigned male at birth ACAB: All cops are bastards AHAB: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Funny name, but this next episode of @gamewoven.bsky.social is HEAVILY steeped in the relationships between parents and adult children. In fact, I’d recon it’s a motif of the show, especially the arcs most concerned with the main plot. open.spotify.com/episode/1NwW...