my take on the whole "vibecession" thing is uh [glances at the hitachi magic wand sitting on my bed] ...mmfh ...vibe session...

not your headmate's headmate

i think i need more stupid jokes. physiological need for silly and dumb

The Manager growled at you, Her immaculate bob fallen into Her eyes in a rare moment of human imperfection. “The sign clearly says service animals ONLY, pup.” She scoffs. “So, what *service* do you think you can provide to a woman like me?” A vicious fire burns into you from behind her glasses.

girl that never learned how to do a proof: i got straight a's in highschool 😊😊 i can totally help with your coursework! girl who currently fighting for her life in the trenches of multivariable calculus: can you go back to licking my boots clean please

jerking off while high to the idea of apologizing to my lover while I slide a knife between her ribs

someday you'll find the right people who want to have girls night, go shopping, have sleepovers, watch sappy movies and go to dungeons with you. they'll be glad you're alive and made it this far to become who you want to be <3

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

watahazu has firmly cemented itself as a manga i would never recommend that i adore

white girl who claps every time she cums during sex

i was awesome and everybody loved me i was awesome and everybody loved me

caffeine + anxiety meds is an unstoppable combo

nothingday working on my nothing #mynothing

corn ice cream??? this is a sensory experience

Getting your mind out of the gutter is a very important part of being a dominant. That's where your sub belongs

That’s princess slop. You only like it because she’s going “hmph!” and pouting.

SKELETON RETURNING FROM WORK: honey, im bone

babyfurs and age regressors are cool. if you're seriously spreading vitriol about us in 2026 i think you should be honest. drop the pretenses already and admit you're fash-lite that wants victims and traumatized folks to lose their place in society and die out. don't bother trying to be my friend.

my yuris ^-^ #art #oc

sometimes the puppygirls act like catgirls but if you say "hey i think you might be a cat" you get "nooooo, im puppy >:(" like yeah pup i respect your labels but i think i need to hear you bark to really buy it

actually i think i just need intox and bruises

life is way too short to not be as freaky as you can be

Yuri pitch: Poly yuri where two girls are both dating a shared girlfriend but not each other, with the romance will they won’t they plot centered on them getting together I want to see them kiss their shared gf back to back and get flustered over it being an indirect kiss

haven't seen anyone post this on here youtu.be/otwkXZ0SmTs?...

dom drop is crazy actually

Renowned Iranian composer, Ali Ghamsari and tar virtuoso, announced he will stay at the Damavand Combined Cycle Power Plant. His plan: Create music there as a symbolic effort to shield Iran's infrastructure from attack. @iranscreenshot

everybody was always saying how much leg day sucks, but man. fuck arm day. i love leg day

when kasane teto said "i could be whatever everybody marge" that really resonated with me

trying to hide your boner and making it worse, good thing she 'came' prepared :))) SStar reward

actually i think i just need intox and bruises

im sorry but sentimentality is all that we have

OUTSTANDING NEWS: MOLE SAFELY CROSSES ROAD

environmental education is depressingly lacking. it's so important. often i think people are scared to learn more about the environment because they think humans can't have a mutual relationship with the earth and "it's fucked anyway"

can you believe it gals? name change hearing just a month away! name change is in a month! woohoo! i am so happy about this information. hearing, just a month away. oh wow! can you believe it? name change just in a month! it got here so fast. name change hearing, just a

gf banned me from doming her and then caved in a week. what should i do with her now? if anyone wants to weigh in on how i should punish her <3

back home

i love her so much

girl built like a prey animal. you grab her tightly anywhere and she just goes limp. you climb on top and she just freezes

be serious

when pressed with desperation and obsession, the mind resorts to mimicry

lullaby radiohead for your emo little

not my business what the itsy bitsy spider does

rabbit and steel druid girl

feels like recently my head is expanding. i don't think it's learning as much is it is re-engaging with parts of myself that had atrophied over time

covid changing how medication effects you is so fucked. what do you mean my adhd is unmedicatable now??

waiting for the double ended dildo that gets us both pregnant

awesome first post