cw // intox when your friend's so nice as to host, you gotta be sure to treat her just as nicely

is it really ego death or are you just horny

Looking into pjackk. Yeah this is a generational poster

toby posting this and 1000 teens scrambling to figure out What It Means in the replies is exactly what i needed to see tonight lmao

i think i'm also daddy???? what's happening to my gender?

i've been crying laughing at this for the past 10 minutes

some of u on here

momsub!!!! okay!? it's the only way. you have to

from bumble heginnings. the little egg cracks it's shell, and out from that shell emerges something beautiful. i'd tell you what it is but you have to see for yourself

all my coworkers asking what i'm gonna do wehn i get off work. heh >:3 they don't even know i'm gonna jork it. "getting off" work you kmow what's happening

The Neonate - pt 1/2 This was originally going to be a treat for hypnovember last year but got sidetracked, so have a little treat while I work on bigger things

i love people. but holy fuck i'm too sleepy for this

nobody told me that muzzle makes girlfriend like WAY cuter 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

on my way to make a weird first impression 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

mommy's little bass pro

a girlfriend is a type of object you can grope for EXP. sort of like an incremental game

Once She talks to you, everything will make sense. You’ll make sense.

dude. fuck. i'm drinking water rn. fuck man

we should make trans snl and call it tsnl which stands for transsexual night live

Please Use AI

when the tummy peaks through the bottom of her shirt 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

hehehehehehe

repeat after me: i'm charming and everybody love me

today ! i am faster than my fear 🙂‍↕️

i really want everyone to know that i'm mommy's special girl and she reads me marxist bedtime stories

somebody Fucking Beat me to It But I nearly threw Up Laughing while making this So

don't worry about those big words baby. mommy will teach you marxist theory that makes sense

it's raining really gently outside :)

sad that i'm so picky about anime about/revolving music. there's so many gay ass shows i know i'd love if i wasn't so spoiled by bocchi the rocks sound design

the hardest part about pride month is all the latent homosexuality in the air that makes it really easy to get stuck daydreaming about kissing women. it's like high pollen count but for lesbianism.

pretty girls NEVER come to my lane, they always go to self checkout ;-; i think it's the gallows for me y'all

2015: "Ew, why is this character's feet out all the time?" 2026: "I now understand that Corrin's bare feet is a striking design choice for emphasizing the path she must choose to walk: towards her big sister Camilla's bedroom to give peerless footjobs."

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THEY KISS!

we live in a world that hates spontaneity but rewards instant gratification. what kind of fresh hell is this

the universe is conspiring to foil my plans. anyone want to be really local and want to go to a tea shop with me tomorrow?

I don't care if the neighbors can hear me loudly moaning while getting eaten out. it's literally pride

i'm a sick fuck who likes making girls cry (by telling them everything will be okay)

n++ multiplayer sequel lets GO

new kamiina botan episode i need to frow up oh my god ;-;

girl who says "yay! yippee!!!!" when flirting and sexting