Anyway Handler getting a uniform upgrade is maybe quietly the most perverted thing I've ever written

hdwr

tier list for censoring nudes: black bar - classic. versatile. pixelation - pornographic, almost humiliating. emojis - cute! literally cute! bubble censors - ehhhh? ehhhh? someone elses hands covering the sensitive areas of the image - lol. cuck.

barking is really fun

Spread my evil.

You know what? Fuck you. Seals your Gamecube.

this is me btw. please help me with my quest for world domination. any donation is highly appreciated

New iconic archetype of girlfriend.

full body shaving is a pain, but it is more wifelike, so.

getting pushed up and held against a wall by a girl much stronger than u while she gropes and bullies you WILL fix you,,, trust me on this one.

I shouldn't be looking into the minutiae of British indecency laws I should be getting high and pissing myself for women the same age as me that I still nonetheless call my mother

Qifrey #Δ帽子 #witchhatatelier

It’s so weird to have people see my posts on this here nice website. I offer a httyd Gem as sacrifice [ #geminitay #geminitayfanart #httyd #hermitcraft #hermitcraftfanart ]

Someday we will make perfectly tailored skeets for each and every one of our franchises that their fans will either fall for or really love. Except Xenoblade fans, you guys scare us.

Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

🌸 How Do We Relationship?

the anti depressant im on isnt really doing it's thing today it seems

oh god I slept all day

ha. foolish hero. come to face me, have you? come to die like the rest. well. ready your- i- wh-what are you- mfff… ghmmmhphh… b-but… mnn… s-stop! we’re both girls! y-you can’t…

accidentally stayed up all night watching anime with friends forgetting I had an appointment in the morning >.<

:(

i’ve always wanted to have cool looking dildos on shelves in the living room just as like. home decor

trophy the girl 🥰 leave your name written in her scar tissue 🥰 keep a lock of her hair and that pair of earplugs she wore for a week 🥰 take the memory of her first night out to the dyke bar and shape it in the sound of your voice and the feeling of your laughter dancing around her heart 🥰

need to be collared and forced to get high

im so excited

10000 words deep on HELLHOUND now - which is most of the way done, for sure. Writing this particular climax feels a bit like pulling teeth. There's a lot to thread, emotionally and conceptually, but if I nail it, it'll set a new bar for the most fucked-up thing in WARHOUND! So look forward to that

i finally get to post some new art yippie!! <3 tis a flat color comm for @mistressandpup.bsky.social enjoy yall~

girls who use “:3” love getting kissed on their forehead and having their throats used as a sleeve by a girl who owns them

this headache is killing me,,,,

Consider. Neural port that you need to dilate and work your way up to a certain diameter for your specific port.. ...but you become a size queen about it... 😵‍💫

“waaaa waaaa i dont have a piss kink i swearrrr” IF YOURE NOT GONNA TAKE A SIP THEN PASS THE FUCKING CUP BITCH

Just found out Shinichiro Sato, the drummer for the pillows passed away. Like for many, he helped introduce a whole new genre of music to me at such a young age. His music will forever live on in anime and in their ridiculously huge discography. #thepillows #shinichirosato #flcl

Letting a girl in chastity cum while under hypnosis and then robbing her of the memory is one of my favourite little pieces of cruelty. Release without satisfaction. Pleasure given unto the abyss of amnesia

life is way too short to not be as freaky as you can be

Xenoblade 1 through 3

WHY ARENT YOU TAKING ADVANTAGE OF PUPPY

📅NOV Character Illustration📅 Dunban won November's character poll! Poll is up for December! ➡ patreon.com/clarissasart ⬅ Full resolution art and Krita + PSD files in reply below! Support by becoming a patron for voting, early access, and other great perks! #art #xb #patreon #xenoblade #Dunban

MISSING PERSON PLEASE SHARE. my close friend Quinn Wake went missing in New Orleans, Louisiana. Last seen April 5th at 2pm at the intersection of Basin St and Canal St near French Quarter where she was lodging #missingperson #louisiana #neworleans #frenchquarter

the chuuni characters in this would all speak nyorsk. it's just the most kjuuni way to speak norwegian

Puppygirl speedruns how many gay thoughts can be had in a second ₊˚⊹♡ (Also, I want to take commisions in the future so I'm trying to get a #VGenCode :3) > vgen.co/kindofsinister

im so sleepy aaaaaaaaaaaa

Also how I get breakfast and my morning coffee every day btw :)

After seeing everything 13 Sentinels has, every twist and turn, this has easily become one of my Top 10 Games of all time. I don't know exactly where it would place, but it's there. And that's a big deal in itself because it takes a lot for new games to reach that Top 10. You all HAVE to play this.

life’s too short to not spend it with someone who’s just as perverted as you are 💜

in an ideal world i would be prematurely ejaculating after a pretty girl at a club held my hand for too long.

im on such a high right now holy shit need to play some videogames to calm myself down or something before bed