OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT

still thinking about this cartoon

also i’m being told that apparently “princess” is like an actual title that means something??? i thought it was a synonym for onahole…

Speaking of the odyssey this is the best post anyone's ever made about it

(trying to seduce women at the tavern) my cursed blade whispers that i need to lay 10 elves tonight

My non biological family is so cool

Love u bathroom graffiti

Have we considered that only the goal at that end of the pitch is working?

Manifesting England somehow losing this to make Britain's worst boomers hang themselves

girl who's extremely horny but also desperately hopes you're having a good day

repost to instantly gain a cup size

BPD stands for Best Pussy Daughter

INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE IS SO PEAK HOLY SHIT

Please donate, our attempt at home remedy did not go as planned

@kittylecoq.bsky.social is such a good fucking urinal… especially after @puppy-yuna.bsky.social just finished filling me with pups and needed somewhere to go 😳😳😳

innovating sexual humiliation by making fun of you for having sex with cis people

Handler Sweets has returned in the form of a junior handler in my girlframe game

I'm surprised I was able to get this far into the 20's without needing to ask for mutual aid but here we are 💔 Dentist found bacteria eating away at my tooth & skull. I need multiple surgeries to get it taken care of. If u could please donate / share ill be endlessly grateful ❤️ gofund.me/0f690ec2c

Motoko Kusanagi

Hey, You Supernova ✉️🐇

Jjust offered to finsub for a woman who helped me with money earlier ii

I'm back on my shit again

Cassandra is a Bomb 1538 words ao3.org/works/88725576

long tube shaped creature (acrylic)

The Jim Haggerty Show is live. There’s nothing better to watch in your crate! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o28FfNKv6w

buying a girl a 3d printer and making her print the gun that will be in her own mouth

drund major x computer rapegirl

these dogs are Pissing me off…i’m the original Amynta Tet

Queens of the stone age incapable of producing a mid song

i hate how im physically incapable of talking about music in any capacity without this image immediately showing up in my mind

#artfight2026 | Martina for @flockdog.bsky.social !

important PSA:

I wanna be *now with alt text*

// fatfur, weight gain YUUUUP its more of her. big surprise. look at my girl thats ME!!

oh my gosh she looks so good for her big day.........

trying not to scare potential huzz away with my uncertain gender identity

lost it a bit at the end there but meh good enough

I won't die. I'm completely unable to die.