@kittylecoq.bsky.social is such a good fucking urinal… especially after @puppy-yuna.bsky.social just finished filling me with pups and needed somewhere to go 😳😳😳

Grrr don't look >///< The aftermath of my hole getting absolutely broken (I bled so much 🥴) by @qualityrubbish.bsky.social I NEED more!!!

@kittylecoq.bsky.social is such a good fucking urinal… especially after @puppy-yuna.bsky.social just finished filling me with pups and needed somewhere to go 😳😳😳

Only just woken up and I’ve already had four fingers inside me 🫠🫠🫠 In other news, apparently tasers are fun… and uhhh don’t worry about the key on my collar 😇 Hope y’all are doing good, god I’m so fucking gay 💜💙💜

Eeeeeeeeeeeee we found a wild @puppy-yuna.bsky.social and it’s so prettyyyyyyyyy 😖😖😖😖😖 U-hauling will be commencing very shortly ahhhhhh 🥰🥰🥰

We’re so back 💪

When you almost send “next of kink” to your mum because the muscle memory is too fucking ingrained 😅😅😅

Chat… we fucked too close to the sun 😭😭😭

Tried out the cane I just got while working on the car a little today and I actually started tearing up a bit… going outside hasn’t been that easy in a long time 🥹🥹🥹 Turns out mobility aids help if you struggle with mobility… should have seen that one coming 😅

Possibly the most neurodivergent way of flagging that you’re a sex worker 🤔 (ankh morpork seamstresses guild from discworld)

Tried to do a little work on the car again! What do we think of the average mechanic fit 😜

Gonna need some help cleaning up this flood gang. Who’s got their tongue ready? 😝

Tried to do a little work on the car again! What do we think of the average mechanic fit 😜

POV You've just finished strapping this cat into utter oblivion 🩵💛 No-one can rearrange my insides quite like my beloved Alpha @huskyeen.bsky.social, I'm so excited to be getting back to my bullshit This cat has lofty goals and she is desperate to reach them #transnsfw #bigtoys #strap #sizequeen

“So uhhhh I should probably ask, are you two poly?” my lesbian heart is calling for the U-haul… uh ohhhhhh

seeing if my tight pussy can take Graptor's big swell 🥺 #fantasydildo #monsterfucker #puppygirl #postoppussy #postop #nsfw #transpussy #nsfwtrans @nothosaur.com

Pro tip - don’t go to the trans furry party looking incredibly abusable unless you wanna end up like this 😜

Wahhhhh why does the hypno cult have to have such a good aesthetic 🙃 I like following cool people but I just keep getting flashbanged by big panic whenever they don’t put the name of said hypno cult in the post (I’ve got it muted to try my best) 😭😭😭

Pro tip - don’t go to the trans furry party looking incredibly abusable unless you wanna end up like this 😜

There were no arsenals yet in the 14th century, so we can imagine that armor often carried more of the armorer’s personal touch. #OrdoMediare #Art #Joanna

Pretty fucked up to have an economic system that structurally incentivizes me to *checks notes* put dildos in my butt??? Okay. Well. That part is fine. But there are other problems!

working on the car has got me in better shape AND tanned AF so I'm feeling pretty positive about stuff rn ☺️

People were wondering how I can take pain so well The secret is chronic pain, I’ve got a lot of practice 😇 Maybe slightly regretting just how easily I was taking it now tho hehe, feels like I’ve spent an entire weekend getting beaten by hot girls… I wonder why 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

We also did some sword fighting of the other variety too, god I wanna do more that was so fun! I collapsed after 5 minutes or so tho lol 😅

Update… I think people liked me 😖 (bit fucking wrecked now but goddam 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫)

Overstimulated at the party a c cuddling a plushy on the dog bed in a quiet room? Couldn’t be me…

Who’s coming to grab my leash 😳😳😳

Who’s coming to grab my leash 😳😳😳

Getting a tattoo above my hole -> “You don’t *have* to be hot to fuck here… but it helps!” (In a like live laugh love style font ofc)

RIP train busy so I’m curled up under the luggage rack hoping my back doesn’t give out 🫡

Getting my wife very flustered with this fit, how are y’all doing? 😜

Don’t mind me just packing nuclear bombs for the trans furry party

Okay given how much y’all liked seeing our proper work yesterday let’s go through a bit more of the catalogue x This time with some breathplay 😜

Mraowww!! I actually finished it!!! Species euphoria go brrrrrr lol

thank you hypnotists for making files, they keep me like... #erotichypnosis #hypnokink #kinkart

Mraowww!! I actually finished it!!! Species euphoria go brrrrrr lol

Okay given how much y’all liked seeing our proper work yesterday let’s go through a bit more of the catalogue x This time with some breathplay 😜

🇨🇦 Big Canada Day news: Friendly Toys is now available in the UK through Clonezone! 🇬🇧 Find us in-store in London, Birmingham & Manchester — plus at the Clonezone booth during London Fetish Week. Clonezone is also running a Canada Day sale on Friendly Toys today. 🍁 www.clonezonedirect.co.uk

Given it’s been like 6+ months since we last did work shit, I bet quite a lot of newer followers haven’t seen most of it 😅 Let’s try and fix that x It’s almost hypnotic how easily she slides her hand in and out 🫠 Hood by @furrjoi.com they’re really awesome! 🥰

whiny pup bounces on a big knot until she gets filled with cum~ #fantasydildo #monsterfucker #puppygirl #postoppussy #postop #nsfw #transpussy #nsfwtrans XL Graemen from @nothosaur.com

What do you mean lifelike? 😅 there’s even another angle of it 😜 that’s only on the full one tho… There is this one that’s similar 😇

Given it’s been like 6+ months since we last did work shit, I bet quite a lot of newer followers haven’t seen most of it 😅 Let’s try and fix that x It’s almost hypnotic how easily she slides her hand in and out 🫠 Hood by @furrjoi.com they’re really awesome! 🥰

I keep forgetting that I’m like *a professional* and stuff oops sorry x Got some awesome things planned for a custom when we’re able to work on it though 🥰 (having the people who know those kinks come back might help but we’ll see lol) Anyway, here’s some of our actual porn! 💜💙💜

I keep forgetting that I’m like *a professional* and stuff oops sorry x Got some awesome things planned for a custom when we’re able to work on it though 🥰 (having the people who know those kinks come back might help but we’ll see lol) Anyway, here’s some of our actual porn! 💜💙💜

So what’s the vibe today? Bitch I ain’t got a fucking clue 😅 but I’m vibing

*sees shitpost about OCD* Me - “but isn’t that just normal tho?” Friend with OCD - “you’ve got OCD” *Talks about some more things on my brain* Friend - “yeah you’ve definitely got OCD” Welp shit 😅

New hair time 😜 gotta sort my side shave again soon tho

I think the new haircut is working y’all just got *brutally* punch fisting and then absolutely melted her brain in return 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫