Fuckin'ell I knew Brexit brought about some of the worst flagshagging I've ever seen but even by "Great British Rail" and "Blue Passports" standards, the replacement for the "European Health Insurance Card" is a bit much. It's just impressively hideous. Even BNP voters would say "it's a bit much"

I've got a ski trip in a week and @amberdwagon.bsky.social is bringing over some Jeppsens Mallört, something I've heard described as tasting like earwax, screenwash & paraffin. In return I'm showing her (also the other American/German/Canadian/Aussie present) some of our own best/worst delights 😈

Genuinely find it so fucking funny when games on steam go on a 40% sale and it brings the price down to roughly what it should have been full price.

Fin! [ #goodfortune #art #dnd #ocart #ocsky ]

So, how 'bout that new asdfmovie, huh? Rigs by @zayjax.bsky.social Circus Tent by @blueambiance.bsky.social Cheese by 321Blender #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #3D #animation #asdfmovie

Here's a great reason why you should play Romeo is a Deadman.

One of the most useful tools I have on my pc is an application called "everything" which is a file search that 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕛𝕠𝕓 (near instant, no bing results, it just works) I just hate the name, sometimes I go "I should use the everything app" and have to clarify to myself that I don't mean X.

What's the odds, eh? www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...

The really pushy windows/doors salesman who woke me up yesterday booked in for 12 and in classic style, is not fucking here I just wanna see if it's possible to upgrade the door to my fucking office room since it's very easy outside access and has like... all of my possessions in it.

Age Verification? My Xbox Live account turns 20 this year

Delightfully blursed new steam name

It's important to remember that even if Discord walk back verification shit, they're still a company which consistently suck & only were held back from adding NFTs, Crypto & AI because we pushed back by cancelling nitro. The platform is run by assholes & you should look at alternatives regardless.

It's important to remember that even if Discord walk back verification shit, they're still a company which consistently suck & only were held back from adding NFTs, Crypto & AI because we pushed back by cancelling nitro. The platform is run by assholes & you should look at alternatives regardless.

wow stoat doesn't have an age verification solution so you just can't see channels marked as nsfw if you're in a place with the dumbass verification shit excited for servers to have "sfw" channels and """"sfw"""" channels

Crazy that Discord is pushing this at a time when the platform has been the most jank I've seen it in a while. Like, last week discord couldn't handle "the talking light comes on when you're actually talking" Idk man I don't think you're ready for the faces of millions actually.

Over 2 years after I made my first batch of these I'm finally starting to ramp up to sell these... But in that time i've definitely been busy with making a cool process for them... For now enjoy this little teaser of a trick I learned... More news to come soon~

This machine trolls centrists

"You know that stuff on Vinted which is New with Tags is often stolen right?" Oh, shit, really? You're telling me this new garment sold at charity prices is being paid for by whichever insurer covers stock shrinkage? That's horrible, won't somebody think of the poor corporations and/or insurers.

The problem with Capitalism is you eventually run out of other people's money.

“The combined tuition fees of the entire Question Time panel would not cover my cost for 1 year of uni. Is that fair?” Oli Dugmore It’s absolutely NOT fair. This outrageous scandal must end

My boomer take is this: An unsafe driver isn't a problem for the car to fix. You can't fix stupid. Unsafe drivers shouldn't be driving, not being babysat my 25 systems which enable, if not encourage such careless dereliction of duty to pay fucking attention when piloting several tonnes of steel.

Potentially a hot take but with some notable exceptions, any post-2000 car designed to be put through Euro-NCAP testing is "Safe" and you shouldn't give a shit about how many stars it gets unless it's so bad that articles are written about it

imagine getting so thoroughly bodied by the Beano like this

(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,

It seems even more unlikely that Wes Streeting will ever be Labour leader or PM now and I think that's worth taking a minute to appreciate

Make sure you're driving carefully this morning with all of this cold weather! Here's a car in Stantonbury, 1976, that has gotten into a very bad scrape, shared for #MKMonday.

It's funny that Starmer put everything on being Blair-lite, and not only did that end up being underwhelming, uninspiring and divisively indecisive, it now has to actually contend with all of the baggage left over by that administration And by 'baggage', I mean 'corrupt pedos'

Did I ever mention that green is my favourite colour?

No matter how annoying recent memes are supposed to be, none of them will piss me off as hard as shortform video (in general) but particularly looping bullshit which ends with a line like "but that's why..."

ah yes, 3 hours of cable management my beloathed (my desk still looks like a tip)

Williams: Makes a big deal of a new logo, based on the classic 90's design from their glory days Also Williams: Puts it nowhere on the car (Also these renders only have one winglet on the airbox lol)

In February 2016, aged of 24, I started HRT. I looked about 28. February 2026 marks 10 years of HRT, the hairs have greyed, the fashion more chaotic, and oh boy have I seen some shit. I still look about 28. Also, shoutout me I guess, unlike the before pic I'm wearing no makeup in the 2nd shot 😊

S-SHUT UP

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

I always figured unmasking the shadowy cabal that controls the world would’ve felt I don’t know Less mundane?

I love my 2 drawer air fryer but if I ever spend 10 minutes heating the drawer which doesn't have the fucking food in it again I'm afraid I'm literally going to have to commit Harakiri with the nearest suitable object, up to and including the back end of a wooden spoon

Hey, pals, this study is headed by Lisa Littman, noted transphobe and pseudoscientist. She's on the advisory board for the genocidal anti-trans group GENSPECT. Do not, under any circumstance, participate in this junk study.

Not to be too conspiritatory, but there's conveniently no fucking polling on whether the UK should rejoin the EU whenever America does something stupid, scary or both and it's gotta be to do with the inevitable headlines of "60% of brits want back in and starmer needs to fucking do something"

My kingdom for meat replacement meals that still use dairy. Dairy free cheese just fucking sucks. I just had one of lidl's meatless cordon bleu and everything in it was pretty decent besides the fucking "not even as good as a cheese single" flashbang of flavour that was living in the middle 😐

if china was starving out taiwan like this, people would be up in arms

Working 9-9-6 (Technically 9-8.5-6 but what fucking difference does that make) for RDR2 crunch gave me headmates.

Something which really pisses me off with shills of the theft m𝔸ch𝕀ne is the idea that you need expensive/niche hardware. Motherfucker all of this was mousedrawn. Sit down. I can't to 2D art for shit, but I found a medium which works for me, and I feel genuine pride when I see a completed work.

Oh fuck my entire life I was making a big post and quickly swapped to another account to check a username I was crediting in alt text and ofcourse that deleted the entire post so now I am ａｎｇｅｒｙ How does this shitass site still not have drafts

Yipee! Despite starting this year at just over 85kg, I've finally gotten under 80kg again. I always expected to put on a little over the holidays, so it's not a problem, I'm just glad that it came back off as quickly as it went on.

At long last, we are reforming the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel You Can’t Reform the Torment Nexus.

Crazy how they suddenly can do this """education""" for free to jump on a ship which is listing to one side with the first lifeboats already casting away whilst graduates who studied for years are saddled with forever debt, seldom paid what they're worth, if able to find work in their fields at all.

Idle thought; something I think could be neat with Heritage railways is if some adopted their own Liveries. While BR Black is how most steam locos spent their revenue-earning lives, most spent 10-20 years "working", but 3x that in preservation. Their legacy is more their 2nd lives than the 1st.