Alastor is the epitome of "but when I do it, it's cunty and girlypop, and when you do it, it's fucking disgusting" and honestly he's a little right sometimes

Keep moving your hips like that, Vox, and I'm gonna put a fuckin baby in you.

Me and all of the other Alastor stans seeing him beat the fraud charges in the season 2 finale after weeks of slander.

Idk how canon the pilot is anymore but it was pointed out to me that uh. Guys. About the Niffty overlord thing. We kind of always knew. #hazbin2spoilers

Vote and support are two different things. Vote? Yes. Support? Fuck no.

The way Alastor says "you fucking CREEP" to Vox holy shit.

the toxic yaoi is toxic and yaoi

Complicated and sad.

To all of the people who are making human form radiostatic yaoi today...I salute you.

Toxic radiostatic in season 2, toxic radioapple in season 3

Being bummed about season 2 of Hazbin Hotel ending but then remembering we've still got half a season left of Smiling Friends.

I love you, good boy💖 #hazbinhotelseason2

lu: not to kink shame but yknow im married *looks at alastor* lu: still. i think 🫦

"I've got a dream 'bout a boy on a star Looking down upon the rim of the world, He's there all alone and dreaming of someone like me, I'm not an angel, but at least I'm a girl..." - Fire Inc, "Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young", 1984 🍒🐍 #HazbinHotel #HazbinS2Spoilers #Cherrisnake #JimSteinman

𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙧: "Okay, so, let me guess, the bellhop told you that." 𝘼𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧: "Host. And anyway no, it's that you are as pathetic as your dick at maintaining pathetic secrets" 𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙧: "Pathetic?! Let me get out of here and I'll show you where I'll stick my dick (in you)." #appleradio

I KNOW MY ITALIAN QUITE WELL BUT I STILL NEED ITALIANS TO TELL ME IF ALASTOR REALLY JUST SAID "YOU ARE AS PITY AS YOUR DICK" AND LUCIFER SAYING "LET ME GET OUT OF HERE AND SHOW YOU WERE I'LL STICK MY DICK"

I've been part of this wild-ass fandom for five years and I cherish every single moment we get to share our love for it like tonight. Tonight was wonderful and reminds me why I've stuck around as long as I have. I'll make sure I'm around for the next ride. Goodnight, everyone. ❤️ #hazbinhotel

To everyone who said Fraudastor.... APOLOGIZE

Remember what I said about sleeping in and then waking up to finish the finale?

You know the more I think about it, the more I realize the term “cringe” is often weaponized against autistic people with hyperfixations to laugh or make fun of them. Like it’s harmless people are just inherently uncomfortable with autistic people for some reason? We need to stop using it imo.

Hatchet looks like if Striker and Alastor had a fucked up child with rabies

male creators who have committed SA get less flack compared to Vivziepop and I feel like Im the only one who sees that

Modern queer culture among young people tends to deal in having Acceptable Targets. Even if the criticisms were true (and they often aren't) seeing the amount of vitriol dealt to queer women compared to straight male creators should give one pause.

so the reason I go so hard against stuff like this is because you can draw a straight line from twitter-addled "joke" posts about vivzie to the current suffocating culture of teen puritanism undergirding modern fascism. These jabs always seem to be aimed at women and queers, interestingly enough.

So this might seem like I'm bullying someone but do y'all not understand how infuriating this is? Just perpetuating hate that YOU YOURSELF don't even believe in? Why? To be cool? Do you even know why you're doing it?

Every single time

"Plastic what are you gonna do when Hazbin ends?" See I never thought I'd live past twenty. Where I come from, some get half as many. Ask anybody why we're living fast and we laugh, reach for a flask; we have to make this moment last, that's plenty.

find a rope you can swing from #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart

Imagine losing your bank account and all the money in it because you sold mommy dom audio online. This is fucking terrifying. Just straight up evil. Whatever legal funds need to be had for this, I will donate and spread it around as much as possible. This needs more attention.

WIP progress Ah yes The joys of being an artist so I can make stupid shit XD

Albert's path is a strange and difficult one...

Tumblr has given us a gift today, cause boy howdie do some people need to understand this.

*Watches an amazing fan animatic* Ppl in the comments: "thiS is betTer thAn the shoWs wriT-"

38 minute runtime...

When I'm in a "forcing a conflict between shows and their creators that doesn't exist" contest and my opponent is MrBoone

Dear #RadioApple Cosplayers who were the final close-up of Hazbin on Broadway: Thank you for existing. 💖🥹💖 I really needed this today. 🥰 I hope you're having a fantastic Hazvember. 🫶🏻 #HearMyHope #HeartsOutHornsUp

AAAA WOW this is my first TV credit! Thank you to Zach Hadel, Michael Cusack, and Aron Fromm for inviting me on this amazing show to design SQUIM! 🤗 I've always had a passion for designing characters for fun ever since I was a kid! It truly meant a lot to contribute a character to Smiling Friends!

And even if people do dislike the show, those saying it has the "worst writing ever" while still watching it is so nonsensical. I watched Mars of Destruction and the entirety of Pupa's anime adaptation. You cannot convince me Hazbin's writing is as bad as those dumpster fires.

The CTE won.

CUZ YOURE ONE OF A KIND --- #hazbinhotel #alastor

Vox really embodying this post #voxval

People are acting tsundere over Hazbin Hotel. They're putting an insane amount of dedication into watching and following the show and then telling people how bad it is in the same breath. Just admit that you like the show, or at the very least you want to like it.

This is the weirdest fandom I've ever seen because you will have full on cosplayers saying they hate the show in cosplay, while perfectly lipsyncing the lyrics. I don't understand why so many of you have such an aversion to admitting you're a fan of a piece of media as if its a moral failing.

I hate to break it to like 90% of the Hazbin/Hellaverse fandom, but if you watch all the material, know all the lore, and keep up with all the updates of your own free will... it means you probably like the show gorge.

To all of you who are mad about the Disney Plus using AI thing: I better not see any of you seeing Zootopia 2 in theaters.

Alastor might have a face for radio, but Vox's elegant command of the English language might be best suited to silent films #HazbinHotel

Lil meow meow

why were they blasting phantom of the opera at the white house what the fuck lmao like did he go into a bi panic depression about everyone learning he sucked a dude damn chill it's just a blowjob no need for musical theater cope

Why are you all still watching Sarcastic Chorus? MagicMush cooked his ass months ago. And now he's lying about "I'm not going to review Hellaverse anymore".

The same rich idiots that told me downloading a song on Napster was like stealing a car are trying to tell me that absorbing every movie ever made into *THE ROBOT* is fair use, actually, and a legion of dickriders coming to defend them because it's the future. Like fuck off.