I know we’re not supposed to hand things to Trump, but he has baited a lot of terrible people into taking their masks off thinking they can ride his coattails of impunity.They are about to find out that being a piece of shit is still wildly unpopular and has real consequences.

Not sentimental, but the fact that no institution or movement can stop him or even try as he destroys an icon of American history means he has achieved near totality of his rule at this point. Building camps and ghettos after this will be trivial.

My only critique of left leaning sports fans is like, what about the capitalism? How can you continue to enjoy any sport that is so clearly corrupted by money?

(The night nurse monitoring your IV fluids) “Your funeral” 🤷🏻‍♂️

I liked Graham Platner's pitch, the campaign appealed to me (and it was meant to, it showed up in my Instagram feed constantly), and I think he had some genuinely good messages that were delivered in a refreshing way. But a Nazi death squad tattoo AND stint with Blackwater is enough for me to bail

People really need to wrap their heads around HOW ATTENUATED our election cycles have gotten. They're acting like the Maine primary was a race between Platner and Mills only and it's too late for anyone else to jump in. The deadline to REGISTER FOR IT is in MARCH! Go out and recruit SOMEONE ELSE

I think if we had the same hostile energy for left-wing political candidates with an upbringing in elite institutions and big private donors as we do for a former grunt who got a sketchy tattoo in the service, we’d be getting somewhere.

(Waking up from a cold sweat) They made a movie called “Goonies” about teenagers searching for the treasure of “One Eyed Willie!”

Bloomberg calling Zack Polanski ‘the British Zohran Mamdani’

Also a grand juror no too long ago and yes, several cases were indicted based on consumer CCTV. The cops still had to ask the owners to share it, though.

I think one thing that’s not stated enough, is that Hitler won. In Germany, he won. His ignominious death was less of a triumph, and more just reaching an end. A fire that destroyed everything, and finally burned out. We can’t let that happen again.

Did you know they before Tilly Northwood went mainstream, she did some nude modeling?

What’s crazy about this operation is that for all its scale and technical sophistication, it appears to no more lucrative than owning a couple of Subway restaurant franchises.

I showed my wife, who is smarter than me and less online, the King Shit Trump video, and she shrugged. “It has nothing to do with politics. This is how he makes money. All the idiots who buy Tump Bibles and NFTs eat this up. He couldn’t care less about being Presidential or leading this country.”

Depending your perspective, this is king shit, king shit, or king shit.

Oh look, they took a picture of your brain.

I don’t agree. MLK’s speeches were not cringe, but white people invoking him today can be. What makes resistance talk cringe is that the language of it belies the relative comfort of the people who are invoking it. That language only makes sense when you, personally, are facing real consequences.

I won’t, but I do want them any chance I can that they are breaking the law, they will be prosecuted, and will go to prison.

Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s leaking in the intelligence world. It’s making me hopeful that it is gong to drop, and it will be a doozy.

Great example of a dirty play by capital that probably won’t make it into the consciousness of the average news enjoyer.

Candidate who could move the Overton window to the left? Ratfuck that guy, now!

“Wat-ah, Wat-ah, Wat-ah, Wat-ah, Wat-ah…Whaaaat?”

The Internet is becoming one big bullshit farm, making money from ad-supported content nobody wrote and nobody reads.

Thank you to everyone talking about Peacemaker for introducing me to Foxy Shazam

Oh Lord, he is arriving, forthwith!

Still fully convinced that Tom Cruise cast and styled Keri Russell as a lookalike Nicole Kidman in Mission Impossible 3 so he could metaphorically have her brains blown out following their divorce. He then casts and styles Michelle Monaghan, the love interest, to look an awful lot like Katie Holmes.

thinking about the “we have enough hot takes” lady for some reason lately

For further context, it’s 2B out of an 18B IT budget. Given the data scope and transactional processing needs of a mega bank, AI will bear fruit for them, but the 1.5 trillion bet by investors is on drastically reducing head-counts, not incremental service optimizations or new products.

I loved my gifted class, but it was an opportunity that should be extended to all children. Any kid would benefit from solving weird story problems, making their own game, and pursuing open-ended questions with an adult who takes your queries seriously. It was like being on an educational TV show.

Assholes. The propellants are powerful greenhouse gasses, yes, but their relative impact is thousandths of a percentage point of our total footprint.

Greta Thunberg has just been released and she is back on the warpath, exactly like our leaders should be. Israel will never silence her or the billions who oppose them.

Haven’t you heard of Socialislam?

Sorry, but a chimp smoking will never not look cool. They’re all of us, taking a break at the push-a-button-for-bananas factory, negging on those stupid lab-coat wearing motherfuckers.

Yea, no, not a virgin. There is no way the dudes on the dev team did not go full “aristocrats” on their fully posable interactive barely-legal celebrity doll.

Your AI actor name is the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

My pithy take on Taylor Swift is that despite her record-breaking global success, artistically, she is still just a clout chaser.

This is a seemingly earnest reply about a young white woman running her first campaign; an online influencer who has been alive for less time than Nelson Mandela spent in prison. Come on, man.

Attn Black people, stop scrolling. This is not a drill: Chicago

Did you know they before Tilly Northwood went mainstream, she did some nude modeling?

“You’re the 5th guy who asked me that today! No, I’m not Andrew Fucking Cuomo! I’m not even Italian, I’m Armenian!”

Not only stupid and vicious but witless.

I don’t make these rules, but if you are the kind of person who wants to launch or run social network, apparently you have to be a dipshit of some kind.

We're all just weird little guys riffing online huh

“I disapprove of what they say, but I will defend to the death their right to say it!” Right to say what?

ADL stands for “Ah, Don’t Letitbotheryou.”

Longing to be in the timeline when they do the honorable thing and arrest him for treason.

OK, got to hand it to Hegseth for expressing the same sentiment towards the military as Bill Hicks. “Excuse me, but aren't you all a bunch of fucking hired killers? Shut up! You are thugs, and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we'll let you know.”

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival