You just know that Skyrim femboys are pounding their holes to the thought of being called good little milk drinkers.

Every girl I know with a couch is so apologetic about how her couch is the least comfortable couch ever and I'm just like "omg you have a couch!"

My life is so poggers! Goated and based etc! Like sometimes it just hits me how wildly lucky I am to have been born in exactly the right time and place to be a tranny with a fat ass playing video games in bed!

Talkin about girls that are hung vs hung over must get confusing when you're using walkie talkies.

Not to be autistic for compression / a slut for bondage, but it kinda feels nice af when your shoes end up tied tighter than usual, right?

I am NOT playing Skyrim 100% naked rn (I have my glasses on).

*slaps your balls* these bad boys can store so much pee in them!

There's more pornography in the world today than there was yesterday and tomorrow there's gonna be even more! 💖

Hey, babe! Do you mind if I worship your cock for a few hours???

Late breaking news: Trans woman spotted cooking pot full of various ingredients. Early reports suggest she'll be eating from it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Claims "cooking more than once a day is for chumps."

I believe in metric superiority, but it is kinda neat that feet are a unit of measurement. Not many fetishes have achieved that.

This cuck chair is getting way too crowded. Eventually a couple of us are gonna have to actually get on the bed and have sex.

Summoning ritual: When I take my clothes off a hot naked succubus appears in my mirror. Has anyone else tried this?

I love how careless and sloppy you can be with water. Fill that glass up as fast as you want. Get it all over the place. Doesn't even matter. Soda drinkers wish they had even a fraction of this power.

It's wild how you literally have to think thoughts to orgasm. Like masturbating for an hour won't make you cum, but masturbating for a few minutes while rotating a 3d hyper real dong in your mind's eye will do it no problem.

Tried explaining to a twenty something that in my day computers had hard drives and floppy drives and that hard drives were bigger but that sometimes you'd wanna slide your floppy into the computer to move things back and forth. They called me a cumbrained computer fucker???

Puppy girls rutting to the thought of being clicker trained can't compete with the way cam girls will instinctively perk up any time they hear the chaturbate tip noise while watching a cam work documentary.

Already reblogged a thing about it on tumblr, but here it is here too I guess. Australian Feminist Studies (a peer reviewed academic journal) published an article (on 9/11) about puppy girls that quotes me right at the very start. www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

You read this news article? It says "man bites dog." Lesbians are biting puppy girls every day (tugging them around by the nape of their neck etc), but they only write about it when a man does it. Really says a lot about the priorities of the news media.

When you reblog a pic of a flat stomach: You're a sick little cumbrained pervert freak fetishizing an unhealthy lifestyle!!! When you reblog a pic of a fat round soft tummy: You're simply admiring the natural beauty of the female form.

Women are so cool!!!

The problem with bananas is that they tend to break after you shove them down your throat two or three times. Someone should invent a semi rigid banana shaped object that can maintain its structural integrity while being shoved down my throat.

A few years ago I made low bitrate 640x480 pan and scan versions of a few random old scenes and slapped an early era BangBros style watermark on em. Purely for the lolz. They aren't available anywhere else anymore, so here. You can have em for free. k2s.cc/file/9b64aca...

Is it normal to look at every cylinder with lust?

"Skyrim is a game about fighting dragons and uncovering deep lore." WRONG! Skyrim is a game about collecting buckets, transporting buckets, and selling buckets.

This Skyrim game is pretty good! Has anyone else ever played this thing? Slam that like button if you're into rimming!

Gosh, babe! You're as hard as a steel beam! Can I be your jet fuel?

*kidnaps you* *drugs you* *makes you work retail so that the tgirl who's shift you're covering can spend the day living out her dream of getting gangbanged by strangers on camera*

Other tops hate him. Scrawny little nerd boy makes me wanna suck his dick instead with this one weird trick.

*a sex toy company sends me a remote controlled thrusting horse dildo in exchange for me posting about it* I feel nothing. I've seen this all before. *the package includes a hand written letter and some cute stickers* WOW!!! OMG!!!

Good gamer! Keep gaming! Be a good gamer! You're such a good gamer! Game for mommy! Wow! You got such a high score!

I just failed to recognize a girl's face (like the name seemed familiar, but I couldn't place it and the face in her selfie didn't really seem familiar) (I'm usually good with faces) and then succeeded at recognizing her ass. Like I IMMEDIATELY knew who's ass that was.

Something about running executables from a shared folder on another machine on the local network still feels like witchcraft to me. Especially games! Like what do you mean you're loading all your textures etc just fine??? They aren't even on this laptop!!! And it's fast??? Seamless???

The POV of a woman that just jizzed.

*masturbates* *scrolls by a video of a girl filling a bowl with all of the lube that's pouring out of her butthole* *adds "milk enema into bowl of cereal" to list of porn scenes that I should film* *orgasms* *deletes "milk enema into bowl of cereal" from list of porn scenes that I should film*

Me? Oh. I'm not really trans. I'm just an ally. I transitioned because I heard that coming out was the best thing a queer person could do for queer acceptance (that it may be difficult, but that everyone who does it makes it easier for everyone who comes after them) and I wanted to be supportive.

I just took some butt pics while wearing toe socks (socks with individual toes), but I got scared that they were TOO KINKY AND FREAKY, so I changed into rainbow striped knee highs. Kept the chastity device on tho. Because there's nothing weird about locking your penis into a device. That's normal.

There's definitely a sexual component to commercials and social media food vids fixating on cheese pulls, right? Like that's a "sex sells" type of thing? Same with thick sauces too, right? I have to stop typing now or else I'll dilute my message by arguing that all food is inherently sexual.

Pre hrt trans people will get so pissed at you for suggesting that people go on hrt. They'll say that they'd love to, but CAN'T! And you're like... The post acknowledges that not everyone can afford it. But inevitably it turns out that their definition of can't is just "can, but it's scary."

A new (filmed in 2021 lol, but never posted anywhere until now) scene just dropped! You can find it on the usual subscription sites! onlyfans.com/boringkate fansly.com/BoringKate There are screenshots over on @boringpornokate.bsky.social too (obviously NSFW)!

Being a porn performer is so hard! How am I supposed to decide which panties to wear under my tentacle strap on???

"John Wayne called the movie unamerican" *slams the download button*

Press my prostate to pay respects.

Shoutout to that thing when the inside of your mouth (like the inside of your cheeks) is all fucked from the suction!

What's up with girls having the most beautiful dicks???

Transphobia exists??? That's not news! Get back to me when you have pictures of Spider-Man!