Seeing myself without glasses is so trippy!

If I was Samantha from Bewitched then I would have simply turned Darrin into a girl. And if I was Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie then I would have simply turned Major Nelson into a girl. And if I was your girlfriend...

A boy who wants to top and dom: Dime a dozen. Despicable. Despised. A girl who wants to top and dom: Worth their weight in gold! Cherished and beloved by all! You know what you have to do, cis boy.

The movie Underworld (2003) had an official licensed promotional Half-Life mod!? It's just multiplayer stuff, but ngl the maps and character models look cool as hell. Peak 2003. Type of shit you'd see in Max Payne or BloodRayne.

I started stroking because I had hiccups (orgasms cure hiccups), but after a bit I decided to do poppers too (poppers make it easier to orgasm) and as soon as I took a hit the hiccups stopped, so I looked it up and reddit popper pigs agree that poppers ALSO cure hiccups. Living and learning.

I've bravely decided to take photos of my butt today.

I love you, traps! I love you, trannies! I love you, shemales! I love you, trekkies! I love you, tgirls!

*sees women sucking dick* So frivolous. No wonder women aren't taken seriously. *notices a man sucking dick* Actually. Sucking dick seems like hard work. I mean look at the intricate motions and the suction. Skilful. Prestigious. Give him a raise. Get those ladies out of here. This is men's work.

Hey! It's Nutvember! Don't forget to nut as many times as possible!

I do think women in their 40s are hotter than women in their 30s, but I bet if you gave me 1 to 10 years (depending on the girl) I could convince a girl in her 30s to turn 40. I'd just ease her into the idea of it. Trick her into feeling safe by loving her. And you know what comes next, right? 50s.

All of the hottest women in the world prior to the existence of mass media: Probably jacked off to by like a dozen people from their village. Me (an overly online tgirl): Jacked off to by thousands. Perhaps even millions.

BTW today my ManyVids and OnlyFans stores got a scene added to them that is TECHNICALLY SFW (the panties and sports bras stay on), but is also THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER FILMED! www.manyvids.com/Profile/7916... onlyfans.com/boringkatest...

If your wife cheats on you with someone else's spouse then I think that you and the other betrayed partner should get to cuddle and make out in the cuck chair.

When discussing myself: If a girl is two weeks younger than me then I'm a predator for being in the same room as her. When discussing other women: I just think that every woman in her 60s should have an 18 year old unpaid femboy maid that cooks and cleans and takes strap and sleeps in a doggy bed.

I had never actually heard Alice's Restaurant in its entirety before. Wasn't expecting the line about being faggots lmao.

I'm grateful for monogamy because otherwise we would never have had infidelity and I think a lot of romance films and erotic thrillers would have suffered without affairs.

*sees a girl with a vagina* That's ai. *sees another girl with a vagina* That's ai too. *sees another girl with a vagina* Unrealistic ai slop. *sees a girl with a dick as thick as her thigh shooting liters of cum* Finally. Some genuine real porn.

A quick PSA: I'm just a set of holes. You can pump me full of cum. What presents itself to us as bourgeois legality is nothing but the violence of the ruling class, a violence raised to an obligatory norm from the outset. I'm addicted to your cock.

You can tell that tgirls these days are homosexual in a dyke way and not a gay boy way because of how many of y'all I see posting about sports.

Those phone game ads where they suck at the game (to make you wanna take over and do it for them) are on to something. I need to make a bunch of porn ads where I can't figure out how to stroke my dick. Can't get the dildo in either. I'm just hot and useless. I can't do anything right~

Man goes to doctor while dressed as a clown. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great hitman Agent 47 is in town tonight. Go and see him. He can take care of whoever is making you feel this way." Man takes out piano wire. Says, "But doctor..."

Even as a cock loving non op cat girl penis woman... I have to concede that getting bottom surgery is peak cat girl behavior. I mean it's well known that cats love having a box to play with.

I think "Off" would be a cute name for a submissive / masochistic pet girl because then you could make jokes about beating off. You could even invite your friends over to beat off together.

1995 - An awareness of The World Wide Web begins to enter the collective consciousness. Internet Explorer is released just shortly after Windows 95. Danni Ashe launches Danni's Hard Drive (considered to be one of the very earliest porn websites) and it's wildly profitable.

This one time I saw a trans girl and trans dude post porn they had shot together and the caption was something adversarial like THIS IS THE KIND OF QUEER ART THAT CISHETS ARE SCARED OF, but it was an extreme close up, so it was indistinguishable from a regular cishet pic of a penis in a vagina.

Horror story where the final girl hits on the monster that's been killing everyone around her, but it turns her down and says she's not its type. So embarassing. So mortifying. Then in the epilogue she sees it out on a date with a girl who looks almost exactly like her. Which is like wtf.

What's a "transgender"? I'm just a regular cis man (just one of the guys) who takes an unprescribed anti androgen and estrogen too because I enjoy having clear soft skin (as I imagine any modern man would).

I could be wearing a leash right now. Why don't you put a leash on me. Put a leash on me. Make me wear a collar and leash. Just put a collar and leash on me.

For anyone considering getting a cat: Consider getting a pet MILF instead. A pet MILF can do all the things that a cat can do. She can meow. She can lay in the sun. You can fuck her. A MILF is fine too.

Which political party's platform most closely resembles the policies depicted in Wild In The Streets (1968)? I'd also like to ask if it would be possible for me (as an old) to be perpetually and forcefully drugged with poppers and mdma instead of lsd?

Just passed a Banh Mi place that's using the Batman The Animated Series font for its signage.

*gets reminded that self harm scars are stigmatized* I've never met a babe with self harm scars that wasn't an absolute hottie! *gets worried that I'm encouraging self harm* But that's anecdotal! There's no knowing what level of hotness self harm scars correlate to! The research is inconclusive!

I love getting girls hooked on marijuana cigarettes so that they'll commit robberies and other crimes for me. Say... You're quite a gal. Would you wanna try a couple sticks of Mary Jane, honey? Of course, if you want to join the girl gang, you'll have to have relations with five (5) of the boys.

Sticks and stones may break my bones. Please don't hit me with those. Please. That's too much. Just slap me. Like on my inner thigh or something.

Alien from Uranus that won't stop giggling because Earth means butt in their language.

I just saw a thing about how Indianapolis residents got organized and shut down a proposed Google data center that would have consumed ONE MILLION GALLONS OF WATER A DAY. Which is an unfathomable amount of water! Like I literally have no sense of scale!

WOMEN ARE SO COOL!

Trans women's cultural influence is undeniable (this is a post about meatspin).

Random aside: People who do full service sex work are the coolest people alive. Decriminalization is only a starting point. They deserve everything! Jetpacks and laser guns! Anything they want!

Just saw a video of AN ACTUAL LITERAL CAT wearing a cute pink collar and got legit jealous of her drip.

The thing about cars is that instead of all of these parking spaces there could be parqueen lots, but they don't want you to know about that for patriarchal reasons.

It's so sad when a woman is heterosexual.

I don't have a problem with a woman having a boyfriend. I just think it's embarrassing when they've been together for awhile and he's still a boy. I mean how much longer is it gonna take you to feminize him? And how much of a catch can he be if he isn't interested in your interests (womanhood)?

Everyone wants to be a Star Trek captain. Not me! I'm not like other girls!!! I wanna be a nameless nobody on the bridge who sits waiting to be told to press a button and then later Spock sternly reprimands me for taking too long to press it. Using an old human punishment ritual known as spanking.

Just walked past a sign advertising a handyman's services. No signs for handsy women. A sign of the times.

Is boredom a good reason to cultivate *checks notes* alcoholism?

You're such cuddlebait. Absolute admirationbait. Honestly respectbait. Committedlongtermrelationshipbait.

Seeing game devs take a "the customer is always right" approach to feedback is so sad because like I get it from a PR perspective, but... 1) The customer is always wrong 2) Your customers are gamers, so they're twice as wrong

BTW we're closer to 2050 than 2000 :3

Drooling over videos of your own tits and ass rules so hard. I wish autogynophilia was real. I'd be competing at an olympic level.