I'm out here proving that women can do anything a man can do by *checks notes* watching like a lot of porn. Like it's really a lot. I'm honestly not getting anything else done. And so can you! #girlboss #girlpower

Y'all are still buying new consoles and also big budget games for those consoles? In this economy? Just pirate games for pc. Or if you really want a console: You can get a hackable PS4 for cheap on ebay. Or a hackable Switch or a hackable PS3. You'll have more games than you can ever play.

It's always "straight boyfriends of bisexual women." Where are the straight girlfriends of bisexual men at? How'd you pull that? Can I watch him get gay fucked with you or are you gatekeeping him?

Small brain: Porn is a totally distinct form of entertainment. Separate from movies and tv. Big brain: Porn is just another film genre. Like horror movies or comedies. Galaxy brain: Mainstream movies are a subcategory of porn. A lesser form of porn. Neutered by a series of structural barriers.

Not to brag, but I'm what's commonly referred to as "cozy in bed" and perhaps even "snug as a bug in a rug."

Your silly little horny joke didn't outline realistically effective strategies for bringing about political change through direct action! I'm disappointed in you. Do better.

Abolishing gender, but doing it the right way. Starting with cis masculinity. You can't be a cis man anymore. Sorry. It's been abolished. You've gotta pick either another gender or no gender at all. We'll be providing you with estrogen regardless of your choice.

There's never been a better time to put your entire hand inside a tgirl's butthole.

You're not like other trans girls? Oh. That's too bad because I like other trans girls.

Ifgasm orgasm thengasm elsegasm endgasm

This is me being old and whatever the opposit of sporty is, but sometimes I see girls squating and bouncing on dildos and dicks like FAST and I'm just like... Where are you getting all that energy from? I don't have the energy for all that. I'm tired just looking at that.

Not being able to show toilets has gotta be the funniest part of like the history of film censorship. No bigotry involved. Just a good clean honest fear of the fact that everybody poops.

If pillows aren't sex toys then why are they so humpable? If girls aren't sex toys then why are they so humpable? If boys aren't sex toys then why are they girls (which we've established are humpable)?

Me: *touching my girlfriend* My girlfriend: *touching me* Me (thinking to myself): This is so fucked up of me. I'm being so selfish rn. I'm getting to feel her touch AND to touch her. What's she even getting in return? Probably nothing comparable.

I try not to post about the news bc it can already be inescapable and I don't wanna be a drag, but (even if this is a hot take that I might lose followers over) I feel like it has to be said that like imo the Vietnam War seems like a mistake. Reblog if you're opposed to the Vietnam War.

You want me to role play as your mommy? Okay, cutie! *starts slut shaming you*

Jerking off < having sex with a beautiful woman < jerking off with a beautiful woman

CW extreme humiliation scenario: Imagine a group of girls bullying and domming you into um saying nice things about yourself and they agree with you about everything you say and they're sincere in their agreement because you're actually really cool and nice and they like you.

It's so important to periodically look at jpegs of women with penises. And her penis is visible in the image. And maybe she's fat and nerdy too. And her name might be Kate. But I guess that last one is just a suggestion. A suggestion from a good friend that you trust and should always listen to.

It's so cool when a woman is a pervert!

Don't forget that mouths are also for fingering! Just poke and prod around in there as much as you want!

There's something really corrupting about weddings. It can't be overstated how many fine upstanding people (people you'd never expect to become home wreckers) will have a wedding and then suddenly start exclusively sleeping with married women.

In space no one can hear you say "good girl"

Starting to think that gender roles might not be very groovy or shagadelic.

My gut reaction is to say that crinkle cut fry enjoyers are just being contrarian or that they're sickos, but I'm doing my best to resist and unlearn that impulse. I want to believe that it's still possible for crinkle cut girls and shoestring girls to live in harmony. We're stronger together.

You play boardgames? That's cool (as long as everyone involved in consenting)! I support consensual boardgameing! Consenting adults should be allowed to play boardgames in the privacy of their own home! I like to practice ethical boardgaming with as many partners as the game's box recommends!

Criminalizing forced feminization only serves to create a black market for it. If we legalize it then we can regulate it. You should be able to hire a licensed and certified feminizer to kidnap your target and pump them full of estrogen for you. Just imagine the tax revenue!

You'd think that getting a concussion would be bimbofication, but actually it's ageplay. Limited screen time? Jigsaw puzzles??? COLOURING BOOKS???

Every tv show would be better if it was transgender. Obviously people have posted about transgender Seinfeld, but I also want transgender Lost, transgender Buffy, transgender Mad Men, transgender Battlestar Galactica, transgender Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, and even transgender Pose.

Mr paramedic: What do you take those medications for? Me: I'm transgender. Mr paramedic: Okay, but just one more thing. Is it possible that you're pregnant?

Hey! I'd just like to give a quick apology for everything I've ever said or done!

Shoutout to the diapered littles and the fursuited furries and the baby furs that unite them! Stay cringe and free and cute!

You can tell a girl is really cool and tough and badass if she's hugging a stuffed animal. Only the most really badass babes hug stuffed animals.

I can resist girlfriend posting. I don't need to post about my girlfriend. *she shows up looking hot* I'm being tested.

It's so important to know your rights. Like did you know that it's actually completely legal to kill a cop if you're trying to impress a cute girl?

WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING COOL!

If you do porn and you think you're better than someone who does full service sex work then you're a fool and a traitor. If you're a barista and you think you're better than someone who does full service sex work then you're a fool and a traitor. People that do FSSW are cool as fuck!

You have to read between the lines to find historical examples of gamers because gamers were so heavily stigmatized and furthermore gaming was for most of history conceptualized more as an action than an identity. With that being said, I believe that Leonardo da Vinci was likely a gamer.

My girlfriend is really good! Is your girlfriend good? Hot take, but I think girlfriends are good! I highly recommend them!

I'm half way through Swimming With Sharks. I had greatly underestimated what a pervert show it'd be. Every single scene is slutty!

Obviously NSFW (and honestly too easy), but play it anyways!

The worst part about transitioning is that it makes wanting to suck a guy's dick kinda straight. Kinda hetero. It does make wanting to suck a girl's dick super gay though. Like unambiguously gay. So there are as many pros as cons. In conclusion, transgenderism is a land of contrasts.

New Gregg Araki movie releasing next month!?

I LOVE YOU, WEIRD GIRLS

Every day for the past week I've been asking the internet "is it normal for antihistamines to make you crave cock in like an embarassing and submissive way???" and every day the internet tells me "that's not a thing that antihistamines do."

IMO some women should have zero husbands (maybe most) and some should have multiple husbands (solving the male loneliness epidemic by letting those that would have them treat them like pokemon) and (regardless of which you prefer) I think we can all agree that NO woman should have one (1) husband.

If gender fuckery goes mainstream without capitalism being overthrown then we'll be sold drinks with placebo levels of e (in the style of cbd drinks) and regular products bragging about hormal effects (picture the 4chan soyboy trap diet infographic + how all food packaging has protein claims rn).

It must be a rough time for actual tgirl siblings in actually incestuous relationships. Like anyone you tell about it will give you a high five, but they'll all be humoring you. They'll assume you're just role playing incest like all the other tgirls that say they fuck their sisters. Stolen valor.

By the time you read this post: I'll be eating soup :3

You got a new partner? Congrats! Do you let people watch? Have you let people watch? Will you let people watch? When will you let me watch them fuck you?