Gamer voice: Your family is kinda woke, dude. Your mom is a woman and so is your sister. It just isn't realistic. Feels forced.

I just read about this new study and like did you know that (statistically speaking) the girl reading this is a cutie patootie?

The 50s must have been a golden age for cheating on your husband. You're home all day. You've got a whole house to yourself. You know how long he's gonna be gone because he's got a nine to five. Plus you've got milkmen and door to door salesmen coming by all the time. Just a steady stream of dicks.

People on tumblr will really reblog your posts just to make them about the most unexpected ships. Superman and Green Lantern? Specifically Clark and Hal Jordan? I'm not mad, but like why them? What's your basis for that? THERE ARE MULTIPLE PEOPLE WRITING STORIES AND DRAWING THEM TOGETHER???

Free boob pic -> ( o Y o )

Obviously we've largely lived to see the death of media monoculture, but Zootopia abortion is still a universal cultural touchstone, right? Everyone knows about Zootopia abortion? It's always appropriate to reference Zootopia abortion?

Oh! Sure! Every other woman is a beautiful goddess and it's an honor to even gaze upon them or to be in their presence, but you're special! You're the one girl who's existence is WRONG! You're so unique and exceptional! Give me a break. You're not special! You're just like every other woman!

*sees an attractive cis woman* Omfg I wanna suck cock! *remembers that cis girls don't have dicks* I've been deceived and trapped yet again.

Never forget to use a seasoning packet with your ramen. Otherwise you might get pregnant.

My body is a machine that turns jpegs of fat girls into jpegs of fat girls that I've nutted to.

I hope every woman who's having an affair rn knows how cute she is! Absolutely adorable! Keep up the good work, babes!

I need a gamer girl that won't stop gaming even while I use her body.

Did you know that if you type the correct sequence of characters into an internet connected device it can make a far away transgender woman laugh? Technology is amazing! An alternate sequence can also be entered to display a bitmap of her penis on your screen.

"I need Premiere Pro for my job" and "I don't like online multi-player, but I still want the OPTION to play Fortnite" she says moaningly while the considerably hotter Linux users take turns flogging her.

Gets sexually liberated -> gets put in sexual bondage. The whole thing seems kinda circular tbh, but who am I to refuse.

You're sleepy? Wow! That's hot! So do you like sleep with your boobs and everything? Sorry if that's fetishizing. I've just never met a sleepy girl before. How big are your naps?

Having a girlfriend can be tough. Like you get a girlfriend and suddenly you're not allowed to go around swallowing stranger's cum anymore. Now you've gotta bring it home unswallowed in your mouth and spit or drool it into her mouth like you're feeding a really perverted baby bird. It's not easy!

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It's not enough to just hate the people that hate trans girls. You have to also love trans girls. Even the one in the mirror. Especially the one in the mirror. You have to see the trans girl in the mirror and swoon a bit. Maybe even get a boner. Maybe stroke to her.

TBH I don't even drink energy drinks. I'm a total poser. I hope you can forgive me.

Me: I'm boy modeing :3 Mr door greeter: Bonjour, madame! Me: They say that to all the boys :3

It's cool how literally (no matter what it is) if you think women look cute with a particular thing and you image search it then half the results will be like before and after fixes. Happy trails. Protruding ears. Whatever. Women aren't allowed to have traits. The ideal woman has nothing.

We need to sanitize the internet so that the teens can safely *tries to remember what I was doing on the internet when I was sixteen* watch Fucking Machines preview clips.

Slyders (the game) is pretty legit!

How do the forced intox girls feel about a cum tube dildo that pumps you full of wine while you deepthroat it? Good? Bad? You're deepthroating it either way.

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Do guys have to practice before giving facials? I'm imagining dudes jacking off together a dozen times a day huddled around a dart board.

Not to be a dyke, but we're all in agreement that women with sideburns are fucking hot, right?

BTW I'm pikachu.

It's bonkers how many girls get bottom surgery having had no firsthand contact with a neo vagina. Without even knowing any post op babes they can talk to. Just going in blind. Surgeons should be setting you up with past patients! You should be eating neo pussy for months! Rigorously finger banging!

Going through my own personal 9/11 right now (grocery store didn't have the snack I wanted).

As an angsty 16 year old: It's fucked up that 16 year olds can't vote. Teenage votes should count even more than old people votes. As a mature 35 year old: It's fucked up that 16 year olds can't vote. Teenage votes should count even more than old people votes.

You're so beautiful, girl reading this!!! 💖

Do you mind if I fist your butthole?

Hey! You! You're trans!

If I'm not supposed to wanna lick a sweaty woman then why is sweat salty and tasty? Checkmate, atheists!

You might be tempted to think that it's cringe for a 35 year old to be wearing a heart choker, but let me assure you that it was also cringe when I was doing it in my twenties.

I can't believe you're making me wear such a sexually degrading bracelet! This is so humiliating!

Perverted degenerate sicko fantasy: What if the two pornstars performing in this scene together got married! 💦

If women were all sleeping their way to the top then women would be over represented in workplace positions of authority. Instead it's the opposite. We can only conclude that boys are the ones fucking their bosses to get ahead. The average office space must be little more than a gay orgy.

The fact that hard drives can keep working while being moved is legit witchcraft. Like how are you working even WITHOUT getting shaken around, ma'am? You're spinning at like a bajillion revolutions per minute! The CIA is gonna fund a coup in there at any second!

Waking up at midnight is so GOATed when the sun sets at 4 pm and you're a weirdo that doesn't have a normie job. Something about seeing a bright blue sunny sky when you're dead tired fucks so hard. Seasonal depression can't touch me, bro.

It continues to be bonkers that Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare is the one that The Fans objected to. Like are the game's politics rancid? Yeah! It's like Starship Stroopers: The Movie, but sincere! Like Starship Troopers: The Novel! But that's normal for COD and it rules in every other way!

If you tell a girl "you're like a sister to me" and she doesn't take the hint then hit her with a "you're like a dog to me."

Reskeet if you love trans porn!