surely i won't regret turning on "can be patient"

some sort of sexual act

dear god

what universe am i in. what are you guys saying

this is the type of tech i believe samus can actually canonically do

you may have mastered all the forbidden super metroid speedrunner techniques but this is where we get into the big leagues. behold the ultimate art

HOLD UP

dawg how much more shit is there ive got 6 tabs left

what the fuck are you talking about

SOMEONE GET THE FUCKING X PARASITES ON THE PHONE THE ARMS RACE JUST GOT SERIOUS

cantrickyjump

this being down here is also really funny to me. like can i also just do this by dying to the room once and then knowing what to do. i feel like i can just do that

tbh the funny thing about super metroid randomizer tech is that there's all this shit that's completely useless in the original game and it's like. this would matter if we ever had to get through this lower norfair room with two wrenches and a box of spinach. but we don't. WHAT ABOUT NOW

x ray scope tech is so fucking awesome dude. the mega man pause glitch. it's so beautiful samus like. looks at you. you take damage. looks at you. you take damage. looks a

I COULDN'T GET THE FUSION SECRET MESSAGE BUT ALL MY SPIN JUMP INTO SHINESPARK TRAINING MIGHT BE WORTH IT FOR SOMETHING

SHE'S BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

really funny to see in the hard category

MOCHTROIDS MENTIONED

mockball looks so awesome... i want to learn to mockball...

eh fuck it honestly there's one or two things i don't know super well but i should at least be playing on medium if i was ibjing before anyway

this is one of the things that i still occasionally mess up at but really should have had enabled lol cuz so much of what i did out of order was thanks to walljumping

☻/ This is Bob . Copy and paste him /▌ all over Youtube / \ so he can take over and take down Google+

this is the second or third time ive gotten a rando reply from a gee pee tee bot and honestly why do people make machines do this. they all say stupid bullshit that sounds like vaguely logical words but doesn't mean anything all the time. do ppl even respond to this shit

honestly if there's one thing this job has given me almost 0 patience for: people will be the nastiest and least rational mfs in the world if they're anxious over "children's safety", all the most illogical and unnecessarily enraged ppl i've ever had to deal had constructed a battle in their heads

Call me an indie game the way im entering a Closed Beta

my favorite thing people do is demand we escalate them and say i was hoping i wouldn't have to do this but i GUESS ill get in touch with my representative to let them know you aren't doing your job!!! i didn't wanna have the call the governor's office!!! etc that sort of thing. like.

one the person who replaced me for a while had a recurring saga with this guy who kept repeatedly talking about how scared he was for his family bc of the idea they might hit deer and demanding they put up deer xing signs and he was getting /increasingly/ deranged calling back abt it let me tell you

to this day i think the call argument that drives me the most crazy at work was this guy who was like "hey can you get them to put up a sign where the school bus stops for my daughter's pick up everybody ignores it and drives around the bus"

"canPreciseWallJump" huh how precise are we talkin ohh shit that's scary

im sitting at work an hour and a half late because i don't like rush hour traffic and also if i went home i would just be sitting at a desk posting and doing the same stuff but at my apartment instead. such is the mysteries of narf

People are saying she looks like a spongebobsona and they aren't wrong

diagnostics 🔧

y'know something i do like about metroid is that, while missile expansions and e tanks are ultimately collectathon greeble to be hidden all about the map, there's something about ammo that makes it never feel pointless in the way that "your attacks got 1% stronger" feels lol

holy shit this reminds me of the bugs i ran into in game maker

this is why im scared of turning on some of the sm progression rules like imagining i have to know "oh this is the room i can do by turning off speed booster" LMAO

for me some of the most fun cards in ygo are ones that are like hey here's a relatively useful effect with a ton of restrictions so you would generally play the good one but in a limited format it makes you think hmm where would i really want to use this sort of thing

your favourite pokemon is trubbish

ive got a bunch of downloaded randomizers already but now that ive played a full mini one i wanna get really nitty gritty with the trick sim willing to do lol

imagining a metroid game but samus is just encountering normal animals on earth

small crab eating a grape (important)

knight of the red lotus is a normal monster ally, it's not a normal monster itself but it works together with and supports them. world legacy guardragon mardark is a normal monster chaser it follows them around but any benefit it applies to them is incidental

WHERE MY PAUSE SCREEN GIRLIES AT

this feels so scathing

omg the credits show you the items in intended logic order and then what game time you actually collected them at that's so cool

you know scrolling back thru my acc cringetroid feels like some shit a person would actually call you online in the 2020s eventually given some of the slang ive heard

i've been trying to figure out why i have the specific associations i do with mother brain and i think it's that her general brain color and vibe reminds me of cigarette smoke. which makes me think of my great grandmother who had a really raspy voice from chain smoking for years

i didnt know maprando automatically uses a preset that skips the plot phases of mother brain so this shit was so funny she was just like fuck you samus dies instantly

i like to think there's actually like hundreds of other guys who got in their own spaceships and got the fuck off of zebes. for all i know one of those sidehoppers just had a camaro

what if you were in like north dakota and you just saw samus book it out of a cave and run off into the distance. i'd be scared. time bomb set