"imagination is a kind of maid that helps with coming up with ideas" - Søren Kierkegaard

Søren Kierkegaard said chuuni littles literally have powers and he's right.

and the bitrate is horrendous

making a snuff tape of various torture bloodbag victims except i've edited it like a CS:GO frag compilation. a series of clips of me violently slicing angels to death set to the worst music imaginable and with the "unregistered hypercam 2" watermark in the corner

hmm I think she's kinda into it #teratophilia

being into getting dommebroken is so humiliating. hello yes id like to take control of the situation and so utterly fail that i melt to your superiority. its elaborate degradation and the theatre of it makes it all the less dignified

there is something really, truly special about getting to have a D/s relationship with someone who is also just... one of the brightest, funniest, sweetest people alive. what's better than torturing an angel to tears and then cuddling in the couch afterwards with timtams and terrible youtube videos

I'm so fortunate... Woke up in bed beside my Mistress and realised that I'm owned by my best friend in the world... 🥰🥰🥰

it’s normal for girls to be deeply obsessive. it’s normal for Her to consume your thoughts. for every waking moment to be spent in ecstasy of Her approval or eagerly awaiting the opportunity to serve. it’s normal. it’s good. Above all else, it’s what you *need.*

acebreaking is one thing but doing it to a girl who's so traumatized she gets nauseous at the mention of sex ? thats another level

transforms into a millipede and crawls onto you with one thousand tiny feet and curls up in a circle

RIP Søren Kierkegaard you would have loved pluralkit

pain really is incredible. perfect clarity and focus. nothing exists except the present moment. 1

the vampire and her bloodbag... 🖤❤️

Nonconsensual vampire glove handjob

territorial dove won't share the birdbath ........

me, his majesty, and the doll just finished Haibane Renmei. really good show. very emotional. powerful and bittersweet finale. i liked it!!

gives you a lame-ass clawjob that slices that thing clean off

Haibane Renmei 👍

so, i am willing to share some tips. the cursed ghosts of new londo are formidable foes. to face them, you will require special arms... or a bangin body. the quickest way to get a bangin body? try the bug-eyed lizards in the sewer. desperate measures, to be sure...

(a laugh track plays when i enter the room even though i'm not funny) hey guys

i'm the grungler of my friend group. people don't believe me when i say this because they think a "grungler" must be a cis bisexual man. but these are the same people who told me i can't be a he/him lesbian. and look who's laughing now. i can do what i want forever. i'm the she/he lesbian grungler

fat porcelain doll girl with blue glazed stretch marks.

fat porcelain doll girl. repost.

economists love to claim that "there is no such thing as a free lunch". that's because they have never gone to a café and charmed the staff so much they give you banh mi

This was, among other things, a joke about the unusual pairing of eponymous targets of the Unabomber.

i feel obligated to tell you i started giggling nervously really really loud at this video . gguh ,

r,rrightwhere tthewings u,sedd to be,, ohy god

back alley dollification surgery

i see a picture of two maids kissing on my timeline and i'm like whatever, maids are always up something in this online world. but in reality it probably means a lot to the maids. i'm becoming desensitized to the feelings of others.

hot take maybe, but the thing about accessibility is that you cannot make art that is for *everyone*. it can be noble to make the effort! but you cannot make art that reaches everyone who's blind, afraid of spiders, speaks no english, has RSI, is sex-repulsed, hates stop-motion, has slow reflexes,

my vampire told me root rot keeps eating his orchids so i asked how many orchids he has and he said he just goes to the garden center and gets a new orchid afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding orchids to the rot and then his doll started crying.

the doll excitedly explaining to me that it is passionate about archaeology because, quote, "you can just dig shit up and learn"

(lounging in my throne, enveloped by the blood miasma of death, attended by a flock of servile dolls) if you wish to gain my favor... bring me lich pussy.

hi

*Suddenly extremely serious* We need a cunt.

the environmental storytelling of seeing my doll has renamed itself to "keyhole fucking visionary" after our last session

he's my everything. my undying monarch. my goddess of death. my divine, radiant king. my silly rabbit. my bad-end prince

mayonnaise is a type of doll maid that helps you with sandwiches

sometimes you want your submissive to be in a fuckable doll body with a neopussy, and sometimes? sometimes you just want it completely smooth down there for funsies

i meant to say sometime *soon*. it's a normal thing for dolls to say.

the doll just told me "i hope we can do this again sometime" after sex. i adore that strange little brain. honey we've been doing this for 5 years

Plastic dolls are very easy to take apart.

um. hmmm. hmmm...

points systems are good because you can ask me if i want to save up 500 for an orgasm or spend 100 on a teasing edging handjob with ruined orgasm and ill take the ruin every time and whine about it

i read this as "warm unsuspecting little sister" #myperversions

Action figure girl.... :D