third entry in the "write something once a week" challenge: what if you had already killed 998 of your siblings and you only had one more to go archiveofourown.org/works/78778256

the doll teaches me what the term "litrpg" means

would it kill you people to avoid using the word cabal when you're busy being shocked at the influence of rich people

one time they did send a combat doll like that after me - you know the ones designed to get close to you and then explode? well, i defused her, and she got all distraught and said i had robbed her of her purpose. begged me to arm her again, which i did, in exchange for having her returned to sender.

Today I was a very dutiful denial-dolly and took pretty pictures for my Mistress @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social in the pretty panties She bought for me 🥰🥰🥰. Thank You for giving me an opportunity to serve You, Mistress!

obviously it is very cool when the domme wants to kill you because of her overwhelming bloodlust. classic sadism vibes. but, as an extremely obnoxious imp, i think it is also funny when a brat wants to kill *me*, the domme, and is unable to do so. pointing and laughing at disarmed vampire hunters

king hivemoon has been dead for 600 slutty, slutty years

“you replied so quickly” god forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again

Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.

people are way too focused on women's breasts, and not enough on women's thighs. you folks need to start appreciating thighs more. the higher fat content makes them more juicy and less prone to drying out, and the connective tissue helps make them really tender too

immm... *ruffling pompoms together* dolly!! *i try to strike a pose but my strings are suddenly cut and i fall to the floor in a jumble of cracked porcelain limbs*

new OC is forming in my mind. little miss fragbait commanding officer. prissy little officer school educated brat.

they did that same kink to the guy in Severance and it was pretty good

good friend wanted me to draw this for her. exactly this.

unreasonably proud of this joke

i keep trying to explain to my bloodbag victims that this isn't ao3 and there's not going to be some sort of pithy fanfic ending to this, it's just ignominious death in a ditch, but they just get sparkles in their eyes when i say that. i've tried everything

i give up. what is it with you girls. fucking hopeless

me whenever my @laikahyacinth.bsky.social says some shit like "mistress, gamzee is vriska for people whose tavros was karkat". what the fuck are you talking about

(briefly pulling my vampire fangs away from the neck of my hypnotized victim) ok it's actually kind of bothering me that you keep calling this "dubcon"

LOOK HOW CUTE AND CUNTY I AM!!! hehehe!!!

Now I hate to say it, but actually royals (and not even just princes and princesses) are some of the most sensible candidates for forcing an allowance restriction onto. Limited access to + control of the royal treasury until it's shown they can handle it.* Another woman can, until then.

does anyone have any advice on what to do in this situation ?

even vampires have to stay hydrated after exercise... 🖤❤️

it really does feel like this, sometimes. to remember that we're not alone out here. (excerpt from "Making Contact", John Manifold, 1946.)

oh, and in case anyone was going to call me out for this: the doll bodies i put people's souls in are all SUSTAINABLY sourced from a local cemetery that ethically exhumes bodies for me. so don't come to me with "receipts"

yeowch, i just stubbed my clit walking down the stairs! oh won't someone please kiss it better!

this is probably at least of you on here

business insider this is mrbeast 101. jimmy beast wandered into the desert, was hoist above the mountains of night & offered dominion over all things; rather than refusing the Adversary his answer was "yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes". everyone knows this already

i wish poison weren't bad for you. i love that shit

Metacognition is a miraculous and infinite regress of increasingly sophisticated sticks to beat yourself with

gwenny gwenny oo ee oo

me: going from "yeah I'm just a regular trans woman" to "I'm a doll now" feels like such a big leap, I hope my friends don't think it's, like, too weird... my friends who are not furries/objects/demons or otherwise tf freaks: Aww, I'm really happy that this gives you joy! my friends who are those:

second entry in the "write something once a week" challenge: a silly little story about space travel misunderstandings. archiveofourown.org/works/78351031

the duchess? oh, she's fucking the princess. the governess, well, naturally, she's fucking the princess. and of course the knight captain is fucking the princess too

sometimes the aftercare is more torturous than the session itself

doing my imp torture methods to her pierced tits! teeheehee 🖤❤️

the most kitten-coded trait gwendolen has: whenever i go into the shower, she inexplicably follows me, and as soon as the water splashes onto her she lets out a wailing, betrayed "MEOWWWW...!"

one of the main things that helped me stop feeling dysphoric about my voice was the realization that gorgeous lesbians everywhere love that shit

how i learned to stop worrying and start lovebombing

they should invent a body that doesn't keep the score

did you know if you're caged you can actually stroke the air in front of you and still get some semblance of sensation in your totally useless and impotent cock

his majesty: i will make a living crafting and selling pacifiers with actual taste. me: actual taste.... you mean like..... you put it in your mouth and it tastes like things...? like it comes with various flavors? his majesty: no. that is NOT what i meant. however.......... keep talking

important to be a good role model for your submissives

*guy who invented the spitzer bullet* "finally, a weapon to surpass metal sphere"

yesterday the doll misheard me threatening to spank it and thought i said "prank" instead, and i have to admit it would be on brand for me. tiny mosquito imp domme who makes you count all 50 pranks out loud and if you lose count she starts over

arthropodcasts

ok i'd like to start with a few words on serenity. ahem. "victory, in crisis, is the serenity to accept what you cannot help, and the courage to change what must be altered." now, if there are no more questions, please stop complaining about your new, smaller doll body. it was really quite expensive

185 grams of self-raising flour

call my dick 金箍棒 the way i got it from the dragon king of the ocean after being dissatisfied with all the other weapons he had on offer