oh i remember! nothing alive is worthy of life!

ive just noticed some interesting things that are there in the street view images of your childhood home address that aren't there anymore

op must have been in a shivering golden bikini, face flushed, giving akward double piece signs when "he" posted this !

I am thankful for Yukari Yakumo's big boobs.

neighbors dropped us off a cheap 4k monitor 2 months ago i'm not gonna use it but I decided to get at least 1 picture of it

eels mad because ive got a vermiform bodyplan a piscovorous diet and access to way more oxygen than them

i love piscovorous snakes. yeah i had a great time evolving on land becoming a squamate and shit but now im here to eat you like an eel anyway

me explaining why i don't want to have penetrative sex with my "girldick"

*john wick voice* Yeah, I’m thinking I’m squibble sqwomp.

Decapitation Lily

going to a rationalist and being like listen buddy i heard about this scary new idea. its called $70’s basilisk. what if there was an entity that, when it came into being, eternally tortured everyone who didn’t give me $70? it’s a simple exercise of pascals wager white boy

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury episode 12 if it had the Hathaway needle drop

comfy testament

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Twinning

ayre

i never give up my right-of-way as a pedestrian to a car because the state of my general situation is that just walking in front of them only has good outcomes

highly responsive to poisons

This might be the purest Bluesky of all time

Tumblr Hate Mail From A TERF In The Form Of Genital Gore (Arkansas goregrind, 2023)

dont let a princess do an alchemist's work I guess

i need to measure this shit out by the teaspoon. do not handle except with laboratory equipment. i gotta get micropipettes to have my morning joe. they want me to autoclave my mason jars now

king hivemoon voice Okay.

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funny miqo

hivemoon is just too easy to post about. its busted

hivemoon started bitching about the hydrangeas but his attitude cleared up after remind him that the revolution could find worse work for his majesty than gardening.

i love how falcons always look like theyre about to cry

Toby the African pygmy falcon (Polihierax semitorquatus) is taking a dust bath at the Cincinnati Zoo. Birds secrete oil from a uropygial gland ('preen gland') that is antimicrobial, conditions & adds waterproofing. A dust bath helps remove this oil so a fresh layer can be applied.

魂魄妖夢

barghest #art

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha

Aya #東方 #東方project #touhou

wait fuck

litany against panel-1ing myself

walking around the club grinning with two fistfulls of princess sludge

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Why is that? Friend. :)

Greyscale practice

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Maid and Robot

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