soulframe is a good video game specifically because it allows you to do this

long story short: i have a bunch of unfinished plumbing work to sort out, and three crateloads of baby formula for some reason. what the fuck am i supposed to do with all this.

having the worst day imaginable. you have no idea how many emails and phone calls you have to make when you're girlboss in your 30s. i want a secretary

Jeffrey Epstein operated within a world that he cannot be credited with creating and which endures after his death.

Conspiracism gets so preoccupied with what's hidden (whether real or imagined) that it ignores what's in plain sight. How wealth and power are produced and maintained is not a mystery, it happens right in front of us every day through processes which we are all capable of seeing and understanding.

in a sense epstein himself being a hub for all of these spokes is no more notable than any given guy being the "richest man in the world" at any given time. these people inhabit roles that emerge from the forces that structure our world and lives

(reading from an ornate scroll) by the will of his majesty king hivemoon, it is hereby decreed... ahem... "i'm sorry i was weird last night, my sp... spr..." what does it say here? sproingly? it says "my sproingly"?

Hate it when a portly man in a straw boater says “why I oughta...” but then doesn’t say what he oughta.

one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.

local buny barista

JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims

me (after his majesty has just gifted me my own palace) it is a monstrous extravagance, gwendolen. we are at war. king hivemoon: we won! me: it is not over. we must continue. king hivemoon: oh. oh, i did not know that.

One of my favorite things about everyone lying about how Melania is great and super well received is that no one who is arguing that position has any idea how human beings think, talk, or behave so the stories they concoct are wild.

🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?

wow it seems like i denied my doll the right to orgasm for so long it literally caused her to spawn a new alter. damn. having a plural sub is wild

Maybe every single person at egg club is going "I'm not an egg, I just go to egg club to support my friends there who are eggs"

life pro-tip: if somebody comes to you with a problem they've wrestled with for years, simply tell them the first solution that pops into your head. they probably haven't even tried googling it yet

Sometimes you have to say it out loud to appreciate how dire t all is: The president just openly declared his plans to steal the midterm elections — in an interview with the former number two person at the FBI.

ragebaiting my ancient king pt 20

Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear

In the event that say Gaiman or Rowling or Orson Scott Card or [insert name] magically redeemed themselves, we still wouldn't owe them our time, money or attention nor would they deserve the status they once had. There have always been other people to read.

this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"

what impressed me most today was that a huge crowd of people who mostly had never been tear gassed managed to retreat without running or trampling each other. under a cloud of gas that was not moving (zero wind), people held onto each other and walked blind down a street packed tight as sardines

i know it looks like i did something bad to Nova but i can explain everything. just sit down here and stare directly ahead while i talk

I'm going out and getting a nice coffee this morning. I'm making an executive dollcision. ...never mind, I have to start work because I waited too long. Thanks to my executive dollsfunction 😔.

🕷️ when I grow up I wanna be a weird bug

third entry in the "write something once a week" challenge: what if you had already killed 998 of your siblings and you only had one more to go archiveofourown.org/works/78778256

i know it looks like i did something bad to Nova but i can explain everything. just sit down here and stare directly ahead while i talk

third entry in the "write something once a week" challenge: what if you had already killed 998 of your siblings and you only had one more to go archiveofourown.org/works/78778256

It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser. What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??

the doll teaches me what the term "litrpg" means

I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.

rivalry is such a beautiful relationship

now that i'm thirty this is basically me with only a few exceptions

Crime is a naturally occurring renewable resource that we harvest for Iron Dagger

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

i've been trying for a long time now to make the sentient-themed Basmu rifle as viable as possible. and now, thanks to some new modding options, this thing fucks

Your friends who are sex assault survivors are having a rough week.

Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.

to my most trusted allies: in my hour of need will you deny me the warmth of your lap? i should like to purr and curl up really small like a ball in it to everyone else: i hope your world burns to a cinder

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

Drew Midna as a Goat cuz I thought it fit her bigass helm :) (also cuz I suck at humans)

Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd

It has been 0️⃣ days since we were unnecessarily salty on the internet

one time they did send a combat doll like that after me - you know the ones designed to get close to you and then explode? well, i defused her, and she got all distraught and said i had robbed her of her purpose. begged me to arm her again, which i did, in exchange for having her returned to sender.