Me, typing "you are very smart" into the calculator: I am very smart

The chief reason why people object to the building of data centres is because they see tons of headlines yelling that hundreds of data centres have to be built to support the AI industry, an industry they have so far found no applicability for in their own lives

This misses the point to an insane degree. The defining Musk characteristic is that he doesn't actually put *any* work required to achieving his stated goals. He *just* states them. He's a quintessential "Ideas Guy".

Well, good job Microslop, you finally did it, you broke the camel's back. I am becoming a vim user.

Btw "you haven't read any X since high school" explains like 90% of discourse (low estimate)

Tim Heidecker ate Dan and Jordan!!!

No! No!!

Season Finale vibes in full swing

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

My most unpopular opinion is that Richard Dawkins was right about the honey, it is stupid waste. It is also unkind to say things like "gross" and "sir, you have to leave" after I eat the whole jar in the security line. You made me do this! Hypocrites!

Man, being such a piece of shit that no one wants to be your friend or even talk to you must be really bad for your brain, huh

UPDATE: Goddammit.

This is like the first thing in a while that actually makes sense to me. Of course no one want to listen to the unlistenable dipshit. The cadence of Tucker's voice is enough to spike my cortisol above recommended levels.

Happy Labour Day folks, remember to tell your boss to fuck off in honour of those who came before

"id love to see a resurgence in wholesome consensual cucking"

YouTube started doing this shit. Every time I restart the browser all of my YouTube tabs blank into this. The final point is the most infuriating. No, Google, if your website doesn't work on high privacy settings that's YOUR WEBSITE'S PROBLEM, not my privacy settings problem. Bunch of wanks.

The number of essential internet connections I want my CAR to have is zero, which is incidentally the same number as for my fridge and pepper grinder

You absolutely sure care about this, because, realistically, the dickhead in silicon valley poses a much bigger threat to you

Mango Headache goes pretty hard ngl

Unless he's literally dead I do not want to hear about it ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

I never *really* liked the verb "grok", but I still feel outraged that now it's poisoned forever

not sure why people have such a hard time abandoning problematic creators. I already hate half the shit I like

It must really suck to be Trump, you're clear about who you are, you're clear about what you're going to do, people vote for you in droves, and now that you've delivered they're mad at you. No wonder he fucking hates his base.

It's kinda crazy how quintessentially racist America is. Like, "a black guy was elected president so they decided to burn down the country forever" sounds like a stupid oversimplification, AND YET

Husband and Wife xkcd.com/3237/

Quite the opposite, I beg you to repost me and fulfill my lifelong fantasy of being indicted on poasting charges

hello secret service agents browsing my profile have you read discworld

Third and fourth dose update: I can now see 5G waves

Why are people celebrating the shooter? That's crazy. I mean, he fucking missed, didn't he??

so how’d the epstein dinner go

Glowing moods all around

Likely story, exactly what a non-food would say

Wistfully imagining a world in which the USA has a shred of a functional education system

SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?" 1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff." 2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone." 3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

One of my biggest hopes for the future is that we can come up with some sort of test in utero to determine if a child is going to grow up to be a Twitter user, and then opt them out of the gene pool. It's, I can tell you firsthand, it's a horrific way to grow up, one that no ethical person should w

o7 to all the haters

Many things annoy me about US politics, but the fact that all of your legislation is called like "House Bill M67", "Proposition 4X", and "Article 2137" is way up there. It doesn't help that when you *do* name shit it's like "Honey and Flowers Act" but inside there's an abortion ban and a tax cut

Aardvark is a dwarven ass name

A barely sentient dipshit gives unrestricted power to a blatantly evil psychopath? Sure, like that would ever happen.

Unclear why they'd do this.

"For anyone who disagrees, I challenge you to prove a negative" You're just doing creationism but with AI, mate

Might be hard to tell but I fucking hate this dweeb

Remember The Funniest Thing That Has Ever Happened? It was delayed, but OH BABY IT'S BACK!

Indoor cats love to make intricate plans to escape to the outside and then immediately go “what the fuck is this bullshit? this sucks”

Getting spritzed up on so many vaccines before my trip to India, I will be able to turn off your smartphones with my mind

you have to have a certain courage in your convictions that is resistant to being told you're wrong by people who don't know anything

White people would rather ponder than go to therapy

If anything I am grateful for beef costing this much because it got naturally eliminated from my diet. It's probably even healthier for me. I'm not even tempted to buy it since it's unreasonably expensive.