I love my girlfriend who is sick in bed because she drank too much witches brew

i love minneapolis and i love my girlfriend and i love the art school student(s) ythat gave me alcohol today and i love the $73 i still have in my bank account after payday yuesterday and i love the cheap frozen pizzas i got at cub. pictures relevant

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I be watching a good ass YouTuber and then they'll recommend me the shadiest most heinous dogshit sponsor and then go back to the video like I didn't just see a guy I like get temporarily possessed by the spirit of an Old West Snake Oil Salesman

deer comix

yuritober day 9 but there's a bunch of doggies this time

AUTISTIC GF: can we watch yuri when we get home? PLURAL GF: but we have yuri at home AUTISTIC GF: ????? PLURAL GF: *tapping head* we have yuri at home

🩸 can i get platonically gay married with my roommate

dude the government shut down there are no more rules I just fucked the crack in the liberty bell shut downs fucking rock no rules dude

you heard of running Doom on random gadgets but have you ever heard of… “Hosting a WebSite on a Disposable Vape” bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/project... this explains how! ((the internet is healing 😌)) #IndieDev

Many oomfs would fold

smash those buttons

I’m participating in funtober this year. For 31 days i will have fun drawing and i draw stuff that i like having fun drawing about.

Coffee as a witch

A short comic about being a deer.

everyone outside the Turnstile concert looks like the cast of Skate 3

I want so desperately to be scary. Made of paste. Taking my meds on time and working a desk job. Chronically fatigued in a hot way. Speaking in perfect resonant frequencies that explode traffic signs. I want so desperately to be a problem on purpose. And on accident. And in grey areas.

Meow

My wall.

Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy https://theonion.com/five-or-six-dudes-jump-out-of-nowhere-and-just-start-wh-1819565638/

i’ll text you everywhere. i’ll approach you from multiple angles

i named the horse after my girlfriend c:

i woke up with a boner. i woke up with a hard penis

*taptaptaptaptaptaptap* #deer 🦌

notes from a girl who is a devil secretly

ok, so you liked my post...but do you like vaginas? gofund.me/e6cc77c2

Moving in with one of my best friends today and I couldn't be happier

I WANT THE TOBACCO CROCODILE CARNALLY

she was mad i left

Estrogen rules, dude.

I'm so fucking pretty on my birthday

having a bad drawing week so I made a badly drawn comic about it 1/9

They should make TikTok for babies. They should make office parks for babies. They should make Marvel Movies for babies.

#flavorfoley #cadmeow Look into the mirror, tell me what I am

God loves me and by that I mean sesame seed bagels exist for a semi-reasonable price

Horrible job is so fun because it emotionally tortures me, physically exhausts me, and then has the brilliant idea to not pay me a living wage either

reposting bc someone asked

It's pretty damn silly btw. Lol

Electric Zine Maker

Bring drunk and a girl is pretty cool ig