this has evolved into "my name is [coworker] and i am a danger to myself and others"

dreamed of a david lynch amusement park. it was hushed, sparse. no rides. i sat opposite one of the unlabeled attractions, an actor dressed as dale cooper eating breakfast alone and struck a conversation with him. he followed a loose script. i thanked him and left

last night was reversed entropy

her femur bone's my squeaky toy

you don't get pet enough

would you tell me if my joke sucked. would you still love me

feed me a number 1-100 to get my corresponding song from the year back

was only halfway through this year when music really clicked for me in a way it hadn't before. last time it was seeing omerta live, this year it was listening to rural internet's Breaking Up on the train. final thought before the click was "this would be great boss music"

and i will think of you every day

the labyrinth knows where it is because it knows where it isn't

i hope you get what you want. i really do

NO LOVE NO EXCUSES JUST DIE ALREADY

i smell good for the mosh

walked shawty on a leash and she ghosted me #garycomehome

mosh pit callouts are so cool but i don't think i'd very good at them. i would just want to start telling the crowd all the different ways i'd kill them

no. why would you

or parappa

tap in it's fun it's free

demisexual for feet

switched on my coworker and started a recurring bit where i pretend i'm him suffering through some horrible amnesia trying to remember his own name

or tamagotchi

ritually sacrifice sad girls

or lammy

ghost 👻 girl 🧍‍♀️ or shimp 🍤 ?

saw a credit card ad that said “the only choice for decision-makers”. fuck you

MUTATE NOW. EVERYBODY MUTATE RIGHT NOW

FINALLY

Mx. Saxobeat

come and hurt me already

feed me a picture you took in a reply and i’ll smear it

i wish i was as cute as i feel!

haha. isn’t this terrifying? i’m terrified, too.

colonel jessep WAS SHE or WAS SHE NOT “on your dick like cheney”

To try and say it was a dream, and that's the same thing as saying Death @tendrileyes.bsky.social decided to kill her Brother Dream off because he does things different and different shouldn't be allowed to dream. Because they only want to be alone, and dreaming is for family, and that's a

funspeak is fun

thank you, thank you, thank you

i have neglected my SimplyPlural. may the ritual of hammers commence

girl named slow motion explosion

dark souls status bar that when full makes you want to kill me

Gonna mod the DOOM shotgun to have lipstick rings around it

gonna start smearing stuff around to set the mood

please.