🩸 ballistic trans woman is when i throw a dollgirl at the wall

Im not explaining what an Italian style penis is figure it out yourselves.

first ape to scratch his ass and sniff his fingers was the original scientist so remember that when some egghead nerd asks you to respect him.

if you give me your phone number, this may happen to you

Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. Six. One. Two. Nine. Zero. One. One. Eight. One. Eight. Is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording, you may hang up or press "one" for more options.

i love it when they BRRRRRRING!!! BRRRRRRRING!!! No one is available to take your call. At the tone, please leave a message. For more options, press "nine".

Microsoft Teams™ for Gamers

who up operating they apparatus

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

we should all start using VK instead of bsky. for example you can upload and download files on there. u cant upload a fucking mp3 to bsky. like??? there's no decision

I finally updated my web site to make it much cleaner and, you know, actually show off my photography and books www.vantimevictoria.com

food for thought: dyke bowling alley with $3 PBRs.

that does it. im picking a tech company and committing suicide publicly in front of their headquarters to send a message

Growth

handsome fellow

I've started testing PS3 games to see if online multiplayer still works. Here are my results so far. I'll update this post as I try more!

they shouldnt even Make laptops bigger thab this

here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update

discovered how to make windows in KDE Plasma explode today. using a computer just got so much cooler

Who remembers when Mac OS X had these amazing intro videos? 😍

lil meet the artist, aka me (he/him)

www.redshirtjeff.com/shop/p/it-wa... Just gonna leave this here in the wake of the AWS outage earlier today. @jeffgeerling.com

nobody wants to hear your wubbbb wubbbbbbbb shit that loud you stupid hoes

big soft creatures deserve comfort, we think. 🎨: @harborsorts.bsky.social

currently walking a doctor through changing the brightness on their laptop #ama

Kirkland signature brand fuckable pumpkins

Trying out the Internet browser on the PS3 in 2025

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

everyone needs to read this Now

deer comix

night of the horse

one can tell that a thing wants to be photographed, that it wants to become an image, not because it wants to endure, but because it wants to disappear

What if his name was Girl Sweatshirt and he was taking #Estrogen

when project pat said "bald headed scallywag" I nodded my head in agreement

Here, have some Of The Era 2004 neopet OC art, as a treat.

https://prnt.sc/6inutc

did anyone else get these weirdly cryptic PSN messages? like I'd just do the thing I do where I get rid of my console and then two years later get another one and then there's like five of these talking like how ppl used to name themselves on fb

these photos were taken with a Sony DSC-WX5 from like 2011 or whatever

today I decided to sit on top of a dumpster. 10/10 would recommend

Motivating! Woman Eats Cheese On A Saturday

Things I have accomplished since leaving Bluesky: - 75mg Lamictal and counting - super fucking epic cool new job I did not at all see coming - manipulating bum ass dad into sending me money - back together w girlfriend after spiraling and breaking up - 2014 Ford Focus hatchback

Hello bluesk,y