hrt that slowly takes away your voice leaving you only able to squeak and gives you a primal insatiable desire for cheese

yes old unix had a lot of problems but at least we could finger each other

DONT CUM IN MY FUCKING WIRES????

They should call me the MagLite because I get really bright when three D's are in me

quitting spotify isnt enough you need to bomb their offices

unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee

shit man I don't think I'm gonna meet my step goal today

you know... YOU'RE RIGHT! It's about time i picked myself up by the poop straps

quite scared of my car just shitting the bed and exploding into a million pieces tbh. this sucks because: 1) I drive for work, 2) it is not in my name, 3) i still owe on it, and 4) i do not have the credit or money for another car

Quake III Arena

Daily 347 Dial-Up noises for thoughts #sketch #furry #furryart

MEEEEEE ME ME ME ME

cumstack this cumstack that baby you gotta focus on your incomestack

ask stupid questions, etc

i showed u my hrt advice plz respond

did yal know in 18 days its gonna be 20206

Yeah Baby im going to Norfuck Virgina

linuxheads will be like have you seen the new GUI? yeah its on Bottles. Yeah Bottles is new Interface for Wine. It's better than Proton. It's better than Wine. Yeah Bottles is the new Wine. No, not Lutris, you want it to be Bottles, which is on Wine, but not Wine. It's happening on Bottles right now

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

Alc beats ain't cutting no more. All my beats transgender from now on.

I need Tasque manager so bad bro.

This Is Where I Post From

Why are you polyamorous? Wrong answers only: I'm not. I just wanted to join the bandwagon

if you like harry potter kill yourself

transgender is like driving stick: it's really fun but some of you have never done it before and instead of trying it you'd rather be a huge bitch about it

there! now look at just how pretty you are

tender loving

bashful

Do You Guys Remember When The Chris-Chan Incest Thing Happened & It Came Out That One of Her More Intensely Evil Groomers Who Was Possibly Trying to Get Her to Do a Mass Shooting Was the Daughter of Two Federal Agents and Also Tortured Animals on Discord for Fun. That Was Weird Right. That Was Weird

foxes actually speak in base64 thats why they keep saying AAAAAA===

the gooby sploingus spunch and gombogombo wagogu :3

FUUUUUUCK COME ON MAN #ValveLeaks

im feeling woozy from all this nitrogen monoxide i be inhaling #valveleaks

#ValveLeaks get ready guys

i love going on twitter dot bluesky com and immediately seeing a femboy. then i get to thinking... have i ever seen a femboy with any meat on their bones, or are they perpetuating the same beauty standard of "skinniness equals femininity"? the answer may shock you

goals for 2026 is to make my pockets and ass fat

patrick small girl shirt no

is there anyone in the twin cities that wants to cut my dick off? preferably today please and thank you