Kids these days will never know the pleasure of being a sloppy little pig fuck covered in goo

At the beach - Where the sows at? Porky want loin loin!

Degreaser, that show Drake was on.

Colonel Mustard, in the ballroom, with a candlestick. No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponenti

thinking today of the soda burger from the Bully mobile port

my dick wide like a ps3

dick wide ps3

dick wide like a ps3

Please never pay $609/mo for a car. You can walk out of a car dealership whenever you feel like it

Where are my numbers

I hate car-centric infrastructure and requiring one for work!!! I wish I could take public transit everywhere but bus schedules & frequencies are so ass!!!!!!!!!

Bonjour

happy 20 year anniversary to this aol search log

I need $210 to reserve my appointment this Friday today or I can't get a behavioral WPATH letter on time and I'll have to surrender my June 23rd sex change surgery date #MutualAid #transwoman cash.app/$FloraRacine www.paypal.me/FloraRacine

there are always more sunsets to see. oceans to visit. birds to listen to. there is always love and hope and kindness. you will never have nothing. there is so much more to life than what you feel right now. you will have a life beyond these bad days and harsh thoughts. you deserve to.

armour astir reached the funny weed number in ratings so to celebrate it's half-off until uhhhhhhhh my birthday

love her <3

buying a honda fit :) car payment :(

Should I buy a 2010 Lexus RX 450h AWD 4dr Hybrid

I feel like such a boomer rn. I wanted to see what that instants feature on insta was about and ended up fucking posting this

10 minutes later:

Happy Friday

ZDEZELOWANA

is this real

chopped ■■■■□ cooked ■■□□□ unc ■■■■■

they did vaginoplasty on a grape

Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls

Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again

Art student rear ended me today in my gf’s car. What the hell

yeah i have IBS I Be Poopin

I was really riding the red line with Tongue Ninja today

90% of the shit I had to unlearn post transition has been about accepting that I deserve the same love and intimacy as other women and the other 10% is just paying more attention to my safety now that I'm not living on autopilot

https://prnt.sc/9i3pz5

ough

im an angel

if you do the puppygirl routine long enough they let you sniff for bombs at the airport

Ok that sucks but this is really funny

Nah. It’s too late. Even if they wanted to restore DEI; they showed us who they were. When people show you who they are—believe them. I won’t be satisfied till Target goes OUT OF BUSINESS.

inject 14mg of estradiol enanthate and take TWO 200mg prog capsules

Hey all you pretty girls out there! Yes you! It gets better. Be kind to yourself the world is mean enough already. Also when in doubt take more estrogen until you feel right within reason(I'm not a doc). Don't be afraid to post your brain worms but accept advice with grace.🫂❤️

yeah these fuckers are getting an FTC complaint. I'm getting some sort of refund, but: 1) I was charged for fuel after I returned the car with a full tank (apparently they can read fuel tank %) 2) the under 25 fee was charged AFTER prepaying for the rental

giving [car rental company] a call and going full karen. unsure how long i'll be on hold but they fucking charged me an extra $62 on top of the $140 they told me i needed to pay. like how are you going to charge me all this shit AFTER i already paid for the rental you scummy fucks

It’s been bothering me so much more lately how mobile devices are like… everything? Too much? I used to pass it off as ”oh I’m just being paranoid” but I’m not a fan of my phone tracking my every move and knowing everything I do all the time

OnePlus 6 purchased :3 rev up those postmarketOS!