browsing cryptic forums and using illegal chemistry to try making the furry fetish potion that makes your tits suddenly huge but i fuck it up so when i drink the potion i suddenly have a 500x bigger than normal gallbladder

Four wheel drive? Yeah, all cars do that dipshit

holy fuck. only a couple hours and we're close to what we'll need. our goal is 1k USD, and we're at 810. can we get another push to fill the gap?

I’ve never been there, but my heart is in Brasil

I have a bachelors in Grinding Against Her Leg and I minored in Whimpering

if you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

some things never change 🐺

I have a bachelors in Grinding Against Her Leg and I minored in Whimpering

I’m gods favorite because I can smoke an entire pack of cigarettes in less than 24 hours

Can yall pray my laundry will be done and I don’t need to dry it a second time so I can go to bed

stomach acid will go "let me break it down for you "

the first part was my doing but the second part is the real winner to me

🟣 waiting patiently for our vibrator to recharge so we can fuck ourselves for the fourth time today! being a woman is so awesome

🟣 i like it when boys put things in microwaves that shouldn’t be in there. yes, honey, please put two lightbulbs on the popcorn setting 😍

🩸 styropyro is my celebrity crush

doing my good deed for the day (adding a small artist's CD to the Gracenote database so anyone else ripping this doesn't have to type 23 track names like FREE $50 DOLLAR STEAM GIFTCARD FOR YOU!!! in)

"THERE REALLY IS" https://bonequest.com/9876

step aside bro. I’ve got this one 🫡

a sincere “fuck you” to Alex Hawthornthwaite of Sturminster-Newton, UK. I hope your family and friends find out about how you made me feel when I was 12 and how you made me spread cheeks and send the photos to you. fucking loser

💘 I bet Dr. Doofenshmirtz invented a Vagininator so Vanessa wouldn't have to get bottom surgery

maybe not the funniest but worth mentioning

Wrote down the trauma I remember experiencing and like. Yeah. No child should have to live through even one of those things

who is Vylette and why is she in my brain

how did I just figure out NASA sent a shuttle to the moon from fucking blue sky

TO THE MOON 💎🙌💹 wait thats something else

Furry thighs save lives (Preview)

james boy advance

burger wednesdays

for TDOV, here's my shop! the best thing you could do is either toss a tip/donation my way, or repost so others can see my work who might wanna buy some so we can cover rent! we're still short, seg's paychecks are getting docked lately and it's really hurting #bsnm #tdov #mutualaid 💜🐉🎉🏳️‍⚧️

saluting my monitor like i'm at the boss' grave

u should buy my new record cause its rly good lol

trans day of "loudly love trans women in the face of fascism"

TDOV! Send money to Black trans women. Feel free to comment ur links too.

this trans day of visibility a reminder that I’m not just cute, I’m also emotionally available and have a great ass

need to gay up this account more but HAPPY TRANS DAY OF HELP US MAKE RENT! 🏳️‍⚧️

I've already had pizza today, give one of the coolest girls on the internet one

hello everyone <3 this summer i'm taking on the great endeavor of moving myself across the country to Minneapolis. being apart from the people i love, who give me so much hope and joy for the future, is taking a toll on me. if you'd like, help a trans woman on this Trans Day of Visibility ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭

probably pettyposting but. I will not forgive the woman who hurt me. I do not care if she has forgiven me. I have been hurt in so many ways by her, and while I've tried to make a friendship work it was evident it would do more harm than good.

Ough

starting off this very emotionally charged week by isolating lite, setting boundaries that help *me*, giving myself time & space to heal, trying my best to take care of me, etc etc

Mmmm phone cables

🩸 I would never fumble a lesbian. my hand-eye coordination is too good

Wow

Asking the real questions