the creator of existence knows you by name!

tummy hurt

i can poop in ways you couldn't even dream of

🗣️

le tiredness. goodnight. if God wants, this will be my last year

i wakna try tl we killed se killed chris snack likd doug diug chrks snack tvey killed trap fo from real

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deep breath in. deep breath out. if you feel God while breathing, do me a favor. Do not immediately reject the feeling. give it a chance.

GOD! GOD OH FUCK FUCKING CHRIST

happy NEW

happy. happy year. happy new. oh god

happy new year fuckers... I'll... this one will be different... this one will... this one... it'll be different. I'll love you.

do you have games on your phone

I'm gonna be honest... I don't think we all are Charlie Kirk

the devil is subtle with the ways he recruits people away from God. take making the pentagram. It's more satisfying to make than the sign of the cross (forehead, bellybutton, shoulder, shoulder). I genuinely believe that the devil is present in our world.

i hate this fuckass game

grown man doesn't know how to chew with mouth closed. more at 7

"uh oh, boner alert!" -man who thinks boner means internal bleeding

recording kids walking into a daycare normal style

what's that one BOOBS!? sound effect

you can build a house! double u double u double u dot build a house all by yourself dot org!

i don't know what to post about

for sale, baby shoes. worn like SO much, you'll never find shoes worn as much as these SOB's

the human brain is like a heart for inside of your head. a mattress moved into the living room of the skull, in place of a sofa. you does not belong here but i will use you regardless. there’s wickedness. egad. you are not the centerpiece of my soul but the ottoman where it sprawls it’s leg. spiders

i watched a documentary about you

scared geometry

sign up for penis adventure today

penises a plenty

i dont think i made anyone mad. I'm very afraid of confrontation and take everything to heart

still there. still twitching. trying. it only ticks every other second nowadays. I can't help but feel that time is running out. And I can't help but watch as it does. from the sidelines. as always

the alarm clock in question

🐛

i snorted a caterpillar and now its in my brain 🐛

the secret of the mimic is that it fucking sucks

bart from the simpsons game for the playstation three

homer knight: simpsong

it's my party and I'll go in the bathroom and whack off if i want to

homer knight: simpsong

when it's suicide monday

really fucking weird dreams again. I was a racing teacher in one, I was in a car crash in another, in a nother one I was making some dubstep concert thing in a store while looking for 14.5" steel pipes with some people i knew in middle school

I'm in the backrooms peeing on the floor

*twerks maliciously*

I'm not taking my sneakers off

happened again

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weirdos i need to find the weirdos where are the weirdos i need the weirdos

For sale: baby raven, Nevermorn

let’s start a band! i’ll play saxophone and you’ll play the shutting the fuck up, dude

one topic that has always interested me is urban survival. especially with the Starvation Machine 8000 they're finishing and the aliens in Australia