friend. i love you. even if you dont love yourself. especially if you don't love yourself

they were interested till you started talking about all that skeleton stuff

[YouTube Video] Can This Toilet Survive 200 Farting Waluigis?

Throw me to the wolves and ill come back with a lot of wolf themed post ideas

I CAN'T PRETEND ANYMORE! I LOVE *LOVE*! I LOVE *LOVE*! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!

virgin? i hardly know... gin? that's not true. I'm very familiar with gin. yucky!

despite all my rage

to build a door in minecraft you need to place six wood planks (or iron ingots) vertically next to eachother in a crafting table 🟫🟫⬜️ 🟫🟫⬜️ 🟫🟫⬜️

sex playlist and it's just the minecraft ost

my name? G. Enitals

it was a dark and horny night

we should all try and have a nice day if ur into that kinda thing

i bought really shitty salami snack things and they are RANK

when I play minecraft i mimic the sounds of all mobs i hear and i can't stop myself from doing it. I do it in the middle of sentences too

🐜📡

if you plant an ant in the ground the ant grows into an ant mound

markiplier milk simulator on roblox

the driving gooner

wtf my posts kick ass. I rule

when I was a kid i saw a tutorial on how to build a working tv in minecraft. it was a rickroll but i didn't know what that was so I tried to build it and was like "what the fuck. theres no singing guy"

my minecraft penis is enchanted with Small IV

minecraft potion of lingering hemorrhoids

they're gossiping about me in the pentagon

you say hi, i say how jump

be there or 🐝²

be there or 🐝²

just in case you forgot. love is the point

did you know: five nights at freddy's

i stole (took) an ancient artifact (rock) from a cursed burial site (outside)

Coins from a penis.

pennies is an anagram of penises

I would look so hot in a bomb collar

better luck next time

im stAUGHanding AUGHin video gAUGHame poisonAUGH and idkAUGH i feel finAUGHe

I think believing that everything is going to be okay is very attractive actually

i stepped into a cvs and skyrim combat music started playing

you wouldn't download a penis

poop or something. idk. i love you

(me watching dora the explorer) dude, that fucking ape is freaking me out maaaaan that fucking ape is not normal i don't like it maaaaaaan

this is a load bearing ball

feet and legs, not real! i look down in video game and they're not there! onions suck and taste bad and i hate them #onionhate #ihateonions #onionssuck

now youve done it

this website needs a post scheduling thing like on tumblr

remind me to post art in like six hours

five nights

hardcore soft porn

that one video of the fart gnome slapping its ass

A love that’s carcinogenic! That burns my lungs and leaves a bitter taste in my mouth That I crave like an addict. If I have to go then I want it to be by your hand

i think im scared again

minecraft exists in a