can't look up. mYbe down a beer one nore

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

got done moving today. this'll probably be the last apartment I'll live in before i #killmyself

so the zombies want to eat my brains. what is the motivation for the plants to protect me?

i am a much better man than the one sitting there

broug broub broug broub afuckayuuuuu

Ive developed an app that digs its dirty fingers into your open wounds so they never heal right even long after youve uninstalled it

i fucking love psychopomp

i have a bit of a freaking potty mouth

I got employed as a penis guy

only felt like I was too drunk because i was sobering up. took a few gulps and now i feel functional again

ten would've been enough

geeboo geeeeeboooooooooo geeboooooooooooo geebooo

hit or miss! i guess they never miss, huh?

they're fucking each other on international television

just in case that ten beers wasn't enough, twenty will surely hit the spot

me to my stress ball whenever i see my enemies: 🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪

ten beers wasn't enough so im going out to get more

I'm playing a gundam game that everyone seems to hate but it's my favorite

used to be a lot easier

Homer 🍳

guy who's never heard No Quarter by Led Zeppelin before: wow this song is really good. what's it called

kids be like "dad look!" and detonate a thermonuclear device

Rawr means "faggot" in dinosaur

why does my drinking always end in radiohead drunk and not 2010s white girl party music drunk

today's the day

There's Like a Guy in The Snake Wallpaper And He's Behind a City Or Something And There's Also This Home Theme Going On

"hey 15 year old, whats your opinion on stupid shit?" you couldnt even ask that question 20 years ago. now you dont even ask they just tell you, and its called "content". theres a 30 second ad in the middle too.

wish i could draw. Any time i come up with something actually cool I go "nah, too much effort" and then i make clown vomit

breaking out the poop sock *le chud sigh*

i was penising, i am penising, i will be penising

i sometimes have dreams where I'm furious. i either yell at my family, try to hurt them, or break something of theirs. i despise those dreams.

i planned a peashooter and that motherfucker started attacking me

crazy dave is a cuck

I would love to explode

i think i should go to sleep now

brain has a problem in iiiiit i need to put my fingers in thereeeeee i need to wipe off the wrinkles theres DUST in thereeeEEEE THERES DUST AND DIRT IN THEREEEEEEEEE THERES DEBRIS IN THE WRINKLESSSSSSSSSSS THERES DUST AND SAND AND DIRT AND BUGS IN THE WRINKLES THERES FUCKING DIRT AND DEBRIS AND

i think im turning a little evil again and rubbing dirt in my eyes and putting my fingies under my skin and pulling it offffff pull it offffff peel it like a rack of ribs

Kids these days saying "chopped" when they should be CHOPPING WOOD! WINTER IS ON OUR DOORSTEP AND WE NEED FIRE WOOD OR WE WILL FREEZE!

there's a video game that's frustrating and you lose all the time, but is it fun? also no

Urine, Artistic Parabola Drawing Golden Water.

spent my energy on art so possibly less posts today

*Pfbbbbbbbt*

There's Like a Guy in The Snake Wallpaper And He's Behind a City Or Something And There's Also This Home Theme Going On