⚠️ THERES A GNOME IN YOUR ANUS HOLE ⚠️

having to manually activate your nervous system fucking SUCKS

here's a riddle for ya: I pooped a statue without eating one. how? Answer: I sculpt my poop #isculptmypoop

they're building a rocket to go to the mystery planet

i think this actually perfectly encapsulates my account

Äläkä saata meitä kiusaukseen

sucking a fart out of a dick, call that chuffing a dart

im from the poop police im here to confiscate your poop

it's not my fault i didn't get to grow up

Big shout out to The Librarian for featuring Chase St on their channel ♥️ youtube.com/@thelibraria...

@chasestreet.bsky.social BROOOOOO

I had an incredible looking dream and i wish i could've taken a picture. I was in some spiritual place before heaven. There sky was cloudy and swirling and there was an amazing gaping hole in it. Ropes spanning miles were attached to it. I was standing on a huge ring like mega structure

you can drink gasoline #sbevesaysyoucandrinkgasoline

Me: "man, I'm sorry about what happened to your mom" Alien I taught to twerk: 🟢🟢 Me: "haha dont do that alien"

yeah I eat ass: Ass S S

I vehemently believe that there is no room for kindness in our world. We should be mean assholes and make eachother's lives hell and poke at eachother with sharpened sticks.

“tea is nasty, its for old people” me:

i think im trapped

they're making a squid game but for children. oh they did that already? nvm then

disappointed in you all

I can show up in a random encounter and you have to kill me

they're about to add a new enemy

Cum tributing this

one is doing fine one is Not

everyone is a trojan horse for their own skeleton

My post stinks?! I sure hope it does! *braps once and never again*

did you forget to poop today kitten

okay, going to closed eyes place. the temporary one, not the permanent one. night

"christmas if it was epic" and it's just a picture of goatse

grok tuah!

genome but it's spelled G-gnome

Me: "man, I'm sorry about what happened to your mom" Alien I taught to twerk: 🟢🟢 Me: "haha dont do that alien"

my BRAIN is a MACHINE that turns CHILDHOOD MEMORIES into INEXPLICABLE GUILT

ironic science fact: skeletons can’t get boners

Yippee! Yay! I drank a few beers and I'm no longer sad! Time to go to sleep before it comes back to bite me in the (unwiped) ass

just thinking about naked figure skating all those dicks and tits flopping and flying about

If you don’t like eating cold spaghetti you should fucking kill yourself

I don’t clap when the plane lands. I’m too busy clapping for women

fuck this, I'm getting beer, fuck you

they were okay. not worth the effort. i did the dishes. took out the trash. i desperately need that beer i said i wouldn't drink

i made crunchwraps

im not gonna drink today but i think im gonna skip eating as well

finally got out of my head again

bought a microwave lasagne and this fucker is like a soup

Helping a blind man find the clit

passive income? mf im active in cum!

earth shape theory: spherical but theres a balcony sticking out

you can cast magic spells if you just wait long enough!

in minecraft interactive video game you can build a boat and it floats on water and also blocks but not air!