older sister who is sure you are disobeying and playing with yourself under the covers after telling you to go to bed. she comes in and finds you about to cum but pulls your hands away and forces you to cum without touching yourself

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girlframe flow

its been a minute since I got really done up and fuckable so I think I'm gonna do my thing tomorrow. consider this a warning

some dude i was arguing with started defending hitler when i told him he sounded like a nazi. watch out. don't give these fuckers air. the only good nazi is a dead one but the next best thing is one without a voice

plugged my robotgirl gf into a power strip to charge and she just fucking exploded

everyone's talking about "polymarket" when they should be giving marrrrr KET to POLY #women ‼️

velma is a cis lesbian. daphne is a bi transsexual. shaggy is a mtftm pan enby. fred is a chaser, only connected to the 'cule by daphne who lets him suck her dick once a month so he doesn't leave with the car. scooby doo is a homophobe but they let him hang 'cause he's funny and brings the good weed

*bunny sounds*

guys can we PLEASE lower the cost of gas im so fucking thirsty

get forcefemmed u fucking nerd

🐌 sometimes girls want to call friends by family titles bc they want to replace the ties they lost with their birth family. sometimes girls want to call friends by family titles bc their perverts. who's to say which is which.

that’s just sisterslop you only like her because she’s- ARE YOU KISSING HER?!?!

Sorry idk what Cunnilingus is I only use Cunnilinux

"Wow, why do you follow so many people?" Well, you see, trans people and sex workers are really cool and they keep making more of them!

womb tattoo idea: i’m with stupid ⬇️

When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to. This is literally me.

Me, knowing

Sorta sucks that the first insult a liberal has when they see a guy they hate is "hah I bet he's a faggot" and the first insult they think when they see a woman they hate is "hah I bet she's a tranny." Like this is just bigotry. They're just fucking bigots. Homophobic shitheads.

hot take: when an art tutorial has stuff like "this is objectively a man's shape, and this is objectively a woman's shape" the first thing you should practice drawing is the artist getting kicked in the face while you make out with their mom in the background

its like nobody wants to top anymore. just pull yourself up by your jockstrap and top that girl already GOD

im puppypreggers. im gonna get a dogbortion.

Greta Thunberg went "we need to save the climate" then thought about it for a few years and went "climate change is caused by capitalism, and to fight climate change effectively you need to dismantle capitalism" and some people need to make the same mental journey she did

please help Cherry 🫂

mutual masturbation 🥰💖😍💕🥴💘🤭💗😘💝

this is how i feel talking to girls twice my age

if u insist

time zones are stupid whose fucking idea was that

hey girl. [gets scared]

one time a girl came in my mouth 3 times in like a 10 minute period but I still dont know if that means she was really pent up or if i suck dick crazy style

sisyphus themed pinball machine is this anything

when ayesha erotica said "my pussy tastes like applejacks" I felt that

ladies, if you will:

fucking a horsegirl and threatening to send her to the glue factory if she cant make me cum

Hi I'm in this picture and I don't want to be 🫠

shart form video is this anything

there should be girl scouts that instead of selling cookies door to door they sell hard drugs. also they should sell cookies still

excuse me, is there a mrs rat king

My favorite idiot ever to grace television

it's a good thing i like breathplay, cuz you just took mine away

i should get actual prescription glasses, partly bc I'm about blind as shit but also bc ??? look at this???

btw u should give all my friends $100

it’s actually @rape.fan , and i think you should take it seriously when i say i’m a rape victim too no matter what i call myself, hope this offends