I think we gotta bring this one back after this week

once again begging she/they enbies w afab in their bio not to speak over or condescend to transwomen about trans issues. you are NOT better than transwomen just bc you have a uterus or bc you want to regender yourself to assert superiority over femininity to score points in a convo thats not about u

do i wanna kms or are my hormones off i cant tell

bunnies are for bouncing on it

inventing ram ranch but for women

insane clown puppy,

im like if an animorph got stuck mid-morph

sounding her with the lil gun on a toy plastic soldier til she cums, call that dishonorable discharge

showing my puppygirls the corpse of their sister so they can process that i killed her

cant afford to take her on a tropical vacation so im sounding her with one of those fuckass lil cocktail umbrellas instead

reminder to tighten the balls on ur piercings!!! one of the balls on my septum fell off and i almost had a fuckin heart attack trying to find it

absolute banger in the drafts so problematic they'd kill me for it

grungle stan

im your least favorite shitposters least favorite shitposter

ok fine quote this with ur best mac impression

r/raisedbynarcissists I (14m) visited my father (48m) recently after years of no contact due to him being a narc, and it turns out he only sent for me because he needs someone to pilot a robot.

me n who??

shitposting nudes on main

im like if Fox Mulder was a femby on T and even more of a precocious lil shit

if u look like this DM me immediately

fun fact when i was naming myself i very nearly made my middle name Francine after this absolute diva

chatgpt coworker back at it again with the ai psychosis

clocked in and immediately regretting my decision

its almost my birthday wtf

hey y’all, me and @membrane.hellstar.plus are struggling monetarily right now due to an unforeseen situation, and are down most of our money until maya’s next paycheck any help at all getting by at all until july 1st would mean the world. tysm, sorry 🙏💚 paypal.me/alanismcfly cash.app/$leazeBurger

they should remaster diddy kong racing for the switch

Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂

she bang me in the walk-in freezer til ice cream

Polycrisis only going to intensify. We build mutual aid networks or we die. If your unhoused neighbors aren't also your friends who your kids know by first name and vice versa then you're not doing mutual aid, because we're all gonna be saving each other's lives here

popped my shoulder out of its socket and reset it YEEEEEOOOOWWWWCCCCHHHHH

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making a gravy out of her pussy drippings

dudes rock

hey bro. do you have any ice pops

if i ever say "i know a guy..." this is who i mean btw

swinging wildly between "im the hottest person alive" and "im terrible and disgusting and nobody would ever want to look at me" and i would very much like for that to stop?????

need this biblically,

go ahead milfzilla, milk attack the financial district. make the people horny

do u think jesus had rizz

you're just jealous because Father says im the prettiest sacrificial lamb he's ever had the pleasure of exsanguinating

dennys should have a cocktail menu. i wanna have a paloma with my pancakes