please help us

the gods should have sentenced Sisyphus to shaving his ass

I need a slushie so fucking bad rn

I'm like if Tony Montana was a nonbinary lesbian

just saying that I'm immunocomp and chronically ill and I've been eating raw cookie dough for my entire life without getting salmonella, so either that was a lie OR I consumed so much raw cookie dough that it works like an immunization and all the raw cookie dough I eat only makes me more powerful

got a new dress at the thrift the other day that looks so fucking good on me I cannot WAIT until the swelling in my neck goes down so I can get all dolled up in it

god gave me massive tits and squishy thighs and chronic high blood pressure so that I could be the perfect heated body pillow for sleepy fems

can a bitch get a fucking french fry or whar

Wicked and evil enby but pretty close

I have a very simple belief system. Anything that threatens the existence of lesbian joy must be extinguished forever.

if you haven't read CUCKOO I am BEGGINGGGG u to read it, actually life changing and it haunts my mind on a daily basis

I'm like Sydney Sweeney if she was nonbinary and had good politics and even bigger boobs

can't really chew anything with my neck being fucked up which really sucks bc I want taco bell so bad rn

good morning bluesky if ur reading this I love u

Five jobs I've had - dog groomer - sales associate at hot topic - waitress - kitchen manager - advertising sales support

UPDATE!!!! im home with my wife and I love her :3

got tendonitis in the neck from sucking girldick in a dubious position and my coworker who decided she's my mom now just slapped a bunch of THC menthol pine balm on the super swollen knotted muscle on my neck and istg I can FEEL it shrinking

BREAKING NEWS!!!! I wanna go home I miss my wife 😞

currently at work writing emails and this guy in my office just told me I'm the fastest typer he's ever encountered in his life and makes him feel inadequate in his typing speed good

happy wagon wednesday to those who celebrate 😘

found these ears at the thrift for like a dollar and it's giving puppybat

only got like 4 total hours of sleep and now I'm going to make it everyone's problem

the mortifying ordeal of being nonbinary

whoever invented gender dysphoria should kill themselves

btw if I post a lewd immediately after liking a lewd you posted, I'm flirting with you 😘

lemon, it's tummy tuesday

bored at the office does anyone wanna make out

need a girl to call me mommy while she's curled up around me taking my strap x3

call me a waffle the way my holes are a hot sticky mess

might be able to get a free NFL jersey from my work, football girlies which eagles player should I get??

need to kiss girls so bad rn

what if instead of me working as sales support I gave u under the desk support?

whose leg do you gotta hump to get knotted around here??

get u a girl who holds you in the shower when youre hormonal and having a bad day

I said the other day I wanted to start posting lewds here you go 🖤

bear witness? yea bro i've been to pride i've seen a few

me when I'm smelling my wife

kurt cobain was a trans woman and dave grohl was a grungler. this is the secret origin of the term 'grunge' they don't want you to know

thinking about it again🫠

I understand the reasoning behind the "they killed a nurse!" outrage, but also I think we should exercise extreme caution about leaning on rhetoric that implies someone's job affects the immorality of their state-sponsored murder.

watching beautiful women make music is a holy experience

need to bounce on it in a way that dishonors my ancestors and brings shame to my bloodline

jalapeno chips and pussy

my boobs are literally so soft and squishy and warm it's INSANE nobody's using them as a pillow rn

found a new trigger love to have been raised in a cult

melody and I ran errands and went to the thrift store today and we looked really cute, just sayin