Fuck my stinky chud wife

I skipped the replygirl phase because I don't know what that is

I miss them so fucking bad

🧵 ive been sitting on this for a few days but rip is a good reminder that if anyone is eerily good at going right up to the line of making you A Little Uncomfortable without crossing it there's probably a reason they're so good at it and you should trust your gut

call me a baby deer the way in fauning over bitches

Nvm I pet a dog and I'm better now. His name is Max

I HATE CARS!! I HATE PARKING! I HATE CAR CENTRIC SOCIETY!! AHHHHHHHHH

Getting gender envy from the fog on Lost

I need the HRT serum that turns you into a shroud. A heap of fog. A sentient, dark mist

*flashing my high beams at the semi trucks having a pissing contest* Fuck it, everybody's mad now

FFB (fat fucking bug) hitting my windshield

she pull on my schlinky till I- *is shot*

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel, I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

We're all just meat that can be marinated

“that’s our word and you need to stop using it” -the chaser community

domming a millennial call that elder abuse

Out: gock In: shlinky

I've never seen a creature look like this in person. What is this supposed to be?

Unrestricted summer fun

THIS DISTINGUISHED LITTLE VINTAGE MOUSE LADY WAS ONLY $15 WHY DIDNT I GET HER WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Met the famous actors from Detective Heart of America. I was too starstruck to say anything

SEEING A CISHET PERSON MAKE A JOKE ABOUT LINDSAY GRAHAM’S SEX LIFE: (closing my eyes and shaking my head slowly) hmm. interesting SEEING A GAY PERSON SAY THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE: (snapping my fingers and waggling my ass theatrically) you said it sister

My chunt (chud cunt)

world really be like

Tipsy at a loud bar with a thought bubble that just says, "Dykes."

do u wanna come over and platonically lick eachothers tongues

guyyysss tomorrow they're gonna let me out of my enclosure so i can explore !!! eeeee !!!

Cum soap in the bar bathroom?

I'm tipsy at a gay bar full of men. If I don't kiss my friends soon I fear I will die

This is so bad. It's so fucking over for me /pos

grown 29 year old womanthey who says "yayyyy !!!!" in dms

How it feels saying, "No worries, if not."

Yayayay non-work femme outfit. Affirming that being genderfluid is a blessing and not a curse

when you put it like that

Every werewolf in the UK right now (Doodled in 2015 I think???)

she biscuit on my sausage til i gravy

i love making straight people uncomfortable

You know what? Fuck it. Close enough. Whatever man. I don't even care anymore.

I love heightmogging hyper religious men when I'm butching it up

SHE'S STARTED DOING IT IRL AHHHHHHHH KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

I'm not picking up chapter 5 again I haven't even left Castletown yet

Sorry its so blurry I got so excited I started shaking

I woke up in the middle of our car ride to tell June I needed to go to the bathroom and we were 2 miles away from the Bucc-ee's. I sensed his presence

I played deltarune in the car for an hour and my tummy hurts now :(

Bro, have you been nuzzling this? It looks nuzzled.