I really really hope the leak about Mega Staraptor getting Contrary is real. Close Combat + Roost will make my dream of a team of bird Pokemon being competitively viable is near actualization

what a glorious time capsule of this broken moment we are in

God I love women

Celebrating the advent of spring by getting railed in a sundress over a checkerboard table at a Cracker Barrel

mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig

called it in 2020

Hi internet! I hope you like my newest piece, I drew Trobbio from Silksong. May your rest of the day be as glowing as he is. ✨ #art | #traditionalart | #fanart | #hkart | #silksongart | #silksong | #trobbio | #prismacolor | #polychromos | #blackpaper | #posca

@mikesenters.bsky.social I need you to talk me down, dawg. I'm about to lose my mind.

Had a virtual job interview yesterday! The camera barely went below the V of my shirt but I still put on some cute businessy leggings that look like slacks :3

If you can't handle me at balls, then you don't deserve me at alls

If you can't handle me at balls, then you can't handle me at alls

not transgender as in female-identifying but transsexual as in "i want to live! take me to sea with you!"

Who the fuck set my opacity to 100%

Yeag :3

New York City incident 2001

its so cute when girls have tummies

(while inside your friend) isn't it funny that i used to have a crush on you

partner? yeah i like sticking my part in her

got mormon girls soaking on my strap

Every year, January to April, people accuse me of fearmongering in my reporting. Every year around this time, bills pass. And without fail, every year, the ratchet tightens. And now Idaho just passed a bill that could put me in prison for years—for washing my hands in a bathroom.

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"I'm crazy litty off that soup" -My wife who is pushing 30 btw

I'm unfamiliar with Argentina's history and political climate, but Israel and the US voting against the statement that slavery was a really fucking bad thing is uh. Wow. It sure makes sense, huh?

Sign on the door at Ulta: "HATE HAS NO HOME HERE" Nail section at Ulta: "HEY TRANNY, CHECK OUT THIS HARRY POTTER COLLAB COLLECTION"

Sapphic Wednesday!!!

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

I love getting home from work. But I hate going up the stairs. So here I sit in my car, baking in the sun, rather than passing out on the couch for half an hour

My wife is bullying me

rise and brine shrimpsties lets get that plankton

ICE IS IN OUR AIRPORTS Here's what to know....

Rodney Copperbottom wearing a Mario hat

Sometimes you just need white people tacos for dinner

friend who you spill about your sex life to + have sexual tension with>>>

An old lady at a thrift store told me I look "cool enough to work here" 🥺🥺🥺

Took my prog and forgot I was on a timer before I became largely incapable of fine motor skills

38. #NEVERSHAVE #BUSHSUPREMACY

Let's make this himejoshi house into a himejoshi home

morpheus voice: you take the blue pill, you wake up in math class with a huge boner and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill, you stay at this denny's and i show you how grand the slam really is

need a locker in my bedroom to shove pathetic girls into

You know what sounds great right now? Blindfold, spreader bar, someone writing obscenities on my body, and a bunch of jellybean

Everyone should stop what you are doing and read about @notrightruth.bsky.social receiving an important award for her excellence in trans and feminist scholarship and action. Ruth has been setting the bar for years & its great to see that recognised: www.scenemag.co.uk/trans-femini...

She's green for an amazing reason

This is American news right now. "Asylum seeker literally died in under a day in ICE custody" followed by "ARE YOU PATRIOTIC ENOUGH FOR THIS MILKSHAKE? YOU CAN LITERALLY EAT LADY LIBERTYYY YUMMY YUMMERS AMERICA!"

thank you to this ally. this is true allyship right here. this is the bar you have to meet to say you are an ally to trans people. anything less and you're a fraud.

girl you must have a truffle up your ass the way my hog wants to get in there

This bumper sticker came to me like a holy vision. I believe it is a prophecy

no one ever appreciates my vision