The gooner accounts have found my friendsgiving outfit post 😭

As someone who responds to high stress situations with humor/an attempt at making the situation enjoyable, it's so frustrating when this is met with people telling you to knock it off because THEY'RE more upset than you are and they want to wallow in it

Yeah, my wife is an ethical chaser femcel, what of it LIBERAL?

I looked very cute tonight for friendsgiving :3

"SHENRON I WISH TO BE A GIRL" "But you already are one... what you feel inside you is who you really a-" "SHENRON DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT WITH ME YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU BITCH"

Guess we doin ambassadors now

"Deepstate New York" Is this a good band name or should I never post again

Call me "greens" the way I be collared! Collard. Fuck.

Being snapped out of a nonverbal depressive episode by laughing at an ad of a lady saying "Black Friday sales at Dick's" was not on my thanksgiving bingo card

A *huge* vaccine victory. I've been writing on this for years; Australia has seen remarkable progress in cervical cancer prevention with the HPV vaccine. I love seeing science triumph like this.

Light-headed from sniffing wife's pits

"They CAN NOT take my bush"

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

there are simply just too many beautiful women on this website

The new season of Fionna and Cake is so fucking GOOD god DAMMIT I need more

Why do they call it pumpkin when you pump k in the cold food and pump k out hot eat the food

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God the new Coke ads look like shit

@slpancakes.bsky.social dropped our new single today, marking my first time recording with a band I've listened to for over a decade now. Beyond that, the song means a lot to me thematically. Give it a listen wherever you get your music, it means the world 💜

My fundamental lack of understanding of mouth vowel shapes once again stifles my ability to sound how I want, I am feral

guys it’s almost penisween

Holy fucking shit this is bad "I’m not going to necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we’re just doing to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. Okay? We’re going to kill them, you know, they’re going to be like, dead.”

"It's gonna sound like an orchestra of groan tubes in that bedroom"

Me whenever people seem to be freaking about something in the news

"Wait, do I get a new tattoo or a new bad dragon?" "...I need caffeine before you start asking me these dumbass questions. Pissing me off"

you can lead a ham to burger but you can't make it help

"You want older women until they start drinking La Croix and cosmopolitans, FUCK you"

Three word horror story: The homunculus walked

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

🚨LESS THAN 1 MONTH AWAY FROM OUR BIGGEST MIDWEST #ska FEST YET 🚨 Featuring: @slpancakes.bsky.social @bumsyandmoochers.bsky.social @theoperators.bsky.social @spacemonkeymafia.bsky.social 📍House of Blues

this is your fault, Marlo

Enemies to lovers but it's Garfield and Mondays

I'd say Groal the Great can go directly to hell, but honestly Bilewater is a fate far worse

Shawty eat so many Takis, their pussy kinda spicy

Three ICE detainees were fucking shot and they're still fucking claiming it was targeting the gestapo themselves. "'ANTI-ICE' was carved on one of the casings!" This is literally the white people who wrote "blacks rule" on their own driveway again, they aren't even trying

Zionist propaganda on my drive home from work got covered by a gutter cleaning ad lmfao

🌹 no room for fascists 🌹

I'm at a bar and the cover band finally got people on the dance floor, only to instantly change from a mash-up of high energy dance songs. To NICKELBACK

"Who is ska?" Actual question asked by a friend of a friend 😔

Shawty got a yeast infection, call that a bread box

I really don’t want to talk about this all day but this snapped something inside of me. Spare me the fucking homilies, these people are fucking cretins and the only concern I have at this point is to what extent these hypocrites will use this to justify further violence.

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"Please, for the love of god, never call my pussy non-newtonian ever again"

One large quad shot latte no breakfast

Twinky Greco-Roman femboys went to war for bodies like this

"Source: My urethra. Am I right, ladies?"

The cat keeps playing in our packing materials, and has taken a liking to plastic bags. My attempt to trying to get them away from her resulted in two bites, and her nesting again in the exact same fucking place not 60 seconds later

You know the pussy gonna be good when her guitar has a tuner attached and several years of dust layered on top.