"I think Michelle Obama is a domme. Anyway, look at this: frog bottle" and they put a little dinosaur straw in it too

My wife just fucking friendzoned me by slow blinking at me

My boss started telling another coworker that "women don't have prostates, only men have prostates" repeatedly, right in front of the only trans woman that works here. Lol. Lmao even

The Loops will not spill. The Pebbles, however, absolutely will spill

Enemies to lovers, size difference, penile vore, untagged mpreg, species difference (Tom and Jerry)

BBW still works for nbs because the W stands for whatever

*him

Save an egg, lay a trans woman

God uses xenopronouns, I think

*grabbing a mourning dove up and putting it to my ear like a phone* "Moshi moshi, hato desu?"

I thought making your own granola was a sham. Nothing but Crunchy bullshit

the strong desire to wrap around beautiful lesbians like a koala

I need to eat mood stabilizers off a beautiful woman's dick

"i need a tattoo" "i need dick" "i need a beautiful woman" bro you need a MOOD STABILIZER

Fuck it the late-night horny posts stay up for now

i need to get sluttier

*after cracking the fuck out of my shoulder* "are you glowing?"

A story in two parts

ill get the mood stabilizers later i need dick in my mouth Now

Some of the kinkiest sex of my life has happened immediately after a game of Catan in which all members playing the game became infuriated at one particular player

I love watching people flirt in each other's replies. Makes me feel like some kind of voyeuristic cuck even though this is a public forum

Putting my quarter on top of my gf while she’s making out with another girl so she knows I’ve got next

Please vaccinate your puppygirls, there was a kennel cough outbreak and the Trans Pride festival

Do I buy the ugly patriotic Monster can and take a dick pic with it to piss off conservatives?

First time boofing prog and the capsule popped before I put it in ????????

I wanna do the Monster can thing but I can't drink Monster anymore. I could do it with Red Bull, but like. Them cans is smalls

small-breasted native Portlanders wearing little braless crop tops and a bandana hair wrap: Bestie I got a cord cutting on my ex-situtheytionship me, nonbinary turbotits with the dino arms: tonight I kill a transit cop

"My pussy too fat, I'm slimin' the shit out of our toilet seats"

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, pup.... there's a good girl. one hop this time? two hops this time?

Cool! My state attorney general, Todd Rokita, is actively trying to reopen and reverse gender marker change cases (even sealed ones)! 9 confirmed cases and counting as of today!!! www.wfyi.org/statewide/20...

I don't care if I don't like the finale of TADC actually. I enjoyed the ride so far and I'm supporting not only an indie animation, but the art of a trans woman. This can be the biggest flip in cinema history and I'll still enjoy myself at the theatre because I'm not a baby backed bitch

Trans masc friend of mine needs help paying rent this month before he starts a new job, consider donating if you're able gofund.me/6ac4f60e2

Hhhhhh voice lesson hard

"I touch myself at ANY time of day, first of all, so go ahead and jot that down"

Flirting! At The Renn Faire

reject modernity, embrace tradition (1926 foot fetish yuri french hentai)

Lmao my boss posted to the store's Instagram story some podcast quote saying how baristas dictate everyone else's moods, then a followup saying "we stay happy here" with pictures of the crew. This is the most passive aggressive bullshit I've ever seen???

I mean yeah, it'd be cool to jerk you

let me piss on it

She's got a yeast infection and I'm trying to eat that bread bowl

they're giving me a hollywood star for giving great head

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

I finally got to listen through this yesterday and. Wow. Dead Friends is hauntingly beautiful and soul crushing. The entire album is wonderful, please give it a listen if you haven't already janesonewish.bandcamp.com/album/god-gi...

I love trans women in ska. A small portion of the population in an already small area of music. Hell yeah

"I'd name a cat Vivax. Call it Viv for short"