Voter ID laws are stupid and this fucking government couldn't even be bothered to abolish them

Trying to do my German learning flashcards but @mel.bzky team is looking over my shoulder the whole time saying "oh, I know this one"

I can't believe they got this interview with the walrus

Lily Baker

PECKERWOOD, IT'S FINE

i got paid so i can buy myself a tasty little- wait tjis coffee is £5??????

was gonna post this before realising 1) Nobody knows where Cricklewood is and 2) im not even sure what slur it sounds like, so it could be one of the really bad ones i shouldn't joke about

I swear casting directors can sense when I'm working long days bc why do urgent tapes only come in when I'm on back to back 13 hour days with early calls?

Just checked and this is real - Scottish Labour’s manifesto refers to trans people using slurs and commits to a policy of explicit segregation in public life

Love and solidarity to every joining the @guidersfortrans.bsky.social protests today. We will be with you in London. We’re sorry for the girls left out and the friends they leave behind. We and many other women believe there’s a better way. We applaud you for standing up. Have a great day all 🏳️‍⚧️

"If you were in charge of star trek, what would you do?" The Starfleet temporal department. Show is just every episode another classic time travel concept. All the classics. Ship is like the one from Year of Hell it exists outside the timestream. Department both always existed and yet to be founded

"If you were in charge of star trek, what would you do?" Episodic series about the crew of a specialist department that tries to figure out what happened on board wrecked ships when other crews just can't, probably called "Blackbox" or something

"Call me ASAP when you wake up" message from my agent, got me all "oh god, oh fuck" - "I need a picture of your hands urgently" What an industry

Five Guys can be so humiliating "i want to double up my burger" "just so you know, that's 3 patties" "yes" "in one burger" "yes"

The champagne/real pain dichotomy is false: if you drink enough you get to experience both

who up finding themselves in a shotgun shack

If I'm given less than 24 hours for an audition tape, just know I'm in pyjamas from the waist down

I was talking to someone today who had literally no idea JK Rowling was a bigot. They're never online, they saw the movies and liked them, and planned on watching the show. I told them about Rowling's behavior and they're disgusted; but they sincerely had never heard it before. I'm saying this bc

From Instagram - today the Dyke Project shut down NHS England HQ to protest the politically motivated ban on trans youth healthcare.

(when my circus and monkeys are under threat) oh no! that’s my circus! that’s my monkeys!!!!

babe, can you please stop rotating me in your head, im getting dizzy :(

regretably, the best techno playlist i have was made by my ex - we din't speak anymore but god this playlist rules

Your free speech rights end where billionaires’ feelings begin.

funny how we call all winged horses "pegasuses" because of one famous winged horse, like vacuum cleaners

KFC meal includes a drink but a pint of gravy isn't an option???? wtf???????

Fantastic performances from @theabigailthorn.bsky.social and Joe Pitts (idk if he has bluesky), and a beautiful show about love, parasociality, and grief - absolutely loved it, can't recommend it enough

Real hype to get to see Blink at @kingsheadtheatre.bsky.social tonight! Gonna be a good time

it feels like the brief for this was "propaganda video for the bad guys in a dystopia movie" before you even start reading what it actually says

Thanks everybody great posts today. We did some posts and a bunch of people read em and that’s a job well done. That’s the real shit. That’s what we wake up for every day. Nobody gives a shit about a post until they do. Lotta things are like that. Good posting everybody. Got those posts out there

Live by tactical voting, die by tactical voting

how about instead of tariffs you try ta riff with your friends on social media?

"You use your improv techniques too much when you're arguing" Yes. And?

getting "if you see this message you scrubbed too hard" surgically carved into my shin bone

reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera

"lily, i want to see more british culture" GUESS WHAT BITCH, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

Story about an apartment block being made, call that a buildingsroman

UK performers are losing out on overseas work because of the heavy admin & financial burden of taking UK artists to the EU. Yesterday Equity's Head of Policy Tom Peters was in Parliament at the CMS select committee calling for changes to make touring easier for UK artists.

Have found tumblr user probablyday's #woosterposting series. In shock

as performance art, this is infinitely better than anything you could generate with AI

A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.

this pot has killed 9 people im p sure (they all deserved it)

ive been watching this really cool, old isekai recently, the twist is it's british? and live action? yeah, it's called "life on mars"?

Many people are saying they are delighted to see me on screen talking pottery again, maybe it is time to give Rose her own tv show many are saying

Seeing my gf for the first time since before Christmas and she's been showing me the minecraft castle she built in that time - it's been 15 minutes and there's still more

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Thinking about when I played Secret Hitler with a friend whose strategy was to say "I'm Hitler" a lot regardless of evidence - we all ended up voting for him bc, well, there's no way he could actually be Hitler right? We unanimously voted in Hitler and lost the game

Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist. Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it

BREAKING: PM Keir Starmer responds to U.S. acts of war in Venezuela