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I need to start a compilation of @mel.bzky.team posts that I know for certain have been sent while she's shitting

what do you mean it's still 30°C, it can't do that, that's illegal

I love when doctors say "avoid stress" like I can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle

i need to study sam reid under a microscope

just following up on something: did we ever find who took the ram from the ramalama ding dong?

you ever notice how verily is just quaker for "so true"

wait a second, this isn't my feed, it's a profile... [likes another post anyway]

Can we all stop pushing the button please?

we all know what butch is and futch is just femme butch but then what is dutch

Friday night

babe.......... does your therapist hate me?

House on the Highway (1/18)

Maybe for you - I, however, have been learning cat and want to practice my conversational skills

realising on my current rewatch that Interview With The Vampire season 1 is one long "The Aristocrats joke"

For how many of us was Persepolis the first sight of Iran other than American media’s recycled clips of AKs and burning flags. RIP

That’s what you think

Sick of the relentless adult content I see on Bluesky: back pain, interest rates, tax brackets, that noise you make when you stand-up sometimes.

Heads up, British users were banned from looking at adult material full stop, unless we scan our passports (lol no), thanks to new verification/censorship laws, so unverified Brits won't see any of the account or posts at all. No option to click through.

Hey, @bsky.app, this sort of moderation is absolutely insane. This is my friend, I just wanted to see what he was up to. You have a huge artist community here who helped grow this site. If you keep this up you’re going to drive us all away. Sort it out.

The new bluesky account wide adult content label thing is horrendous, indiscriminately hiding all posts from a person just bc they've posted adult content - they need to reverse this so badly

do NOT talk to me unless you're all four: • author • dreamweaver • visionary • plus actor

How your email finds me

Hey artists! Are you prepared for an unexpected drive failure? Do you practice good data hygiene?

Germans be like "there is? oh, it's giving"

Voter ID laws are stupid and this fucking government couldn't even be bothered to abolish them

Trying to do my German learning flashcards but @mel.bzky team is looking over my shoulder the whole time saying "oh, I know this one"

I can't believe they got this interview with the walrus

Lily Baker

PECKERWOOD, IT'S FINE

i got paid so i can buy myself a tasty little- wait tjis coffee is £5??????

was gonna post this before realising 1) Nobody knows where Cricklewood is and 2) im not even sure what slur it sounds like, so it could be one of the really bad ones i shouldn't joke about

I swear casting directors can sense when I'm working long days bc why do urgent tapes only come in when I'm on back to back 13 hour days with early calls?

Just checked and this is real - Scottish Labour’s manifesto refers to trans people using slurs and commits to a policy of explicit segregation in public life

Love and solidarity to every joining the @guidersfortrans.bsky.social protests today. We will be with you in London. We’re sorry for the girls left out and the friends they leave behind. We and many other women believe there’s a better way. We applaud you for standing up. Have a great day all 🏳️‍⚧️

"If you were in charge of star trek, what would you do?" The Starfleet temporal department. Show is just every episode another classic time travel concept. All the classics. Ship is like the one from Year of Hell it exists outside the timestream. Department both always existed and yet to be founded

"If you were in charge of star trek, what would you do?" Episodic series about the crew of a specialist department that tries to figure out what happened on board wrecked ships when other crews just can't, probably called "Blackbox" or something

"Call me ASAP when you wake up" message from my agent, got me all "oh god, oh fuck" - "I need a picture of your hands urgently" What an industry

Five Guys can be so humiliating "i want to double up my burger" "just so you know, that's 3 patties" "yes" "in one burger" "yes"

The champagne/real pain dichotomy is false: if you drink enough you get to experience both

who up finding themselves in a shotgun shack

If I'm given less than 24 hours for an audition tape, just know I'm in pyjamas from the waist down

I was talking to someone today who had literally no idea JK Rowling was a bigot. They're never online, they saw the movies and liked them, and planned on watching the show. I told them about Rowling's behavior and they're disgusted; but they sincerely had never heard it before. I'm saying this bc

From Instagram - today the Dyke Project shut down NHS England HQ to protest the politically motivated ban on trans youth healthcare.

(when my circus and monkeys are under threat) oh no! that’s my circus! that’s my monkeys!!!!

babe, can you please stop rotating me in your head, im getting dizzy :(

regretably, the best techno playlist i have was made by my ex - we din't speak anymore but god this playlist rules

Your free speech rights end where billionaires’ feelings begin.